There is nothing to be ashamed of. We are all guys and we do guy things and share them with our friends over the internet. Do no be afraid to post these things here so that we can share the joy of story telling, like our forefathers.
Re: sooo.. my first threesum ended up with me getting punched in the face...
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
What the fuck are you even doing wasting your time the ex? Punch that whale in the mouth and fuck the friend on top of her unconscious body.
It is not uncommon for the people who lack a real understanding of the based gods true genius to be confused or even offended. Some people will always destined to a life of ignorance and hopelessness.
SWAG.