Spitfire15

Freedom isnt free! NO! THERES A HEFTY FUCKIN FEE. america.fuck yea.

..after i threw a poolstick at a kid. He kept pissin me off so i harpooned his ass with it. Threw that shit like a spear and got him right in the chest. Spear Throwing. Disuss?

WATER SUCKS. IT REALLY REALLY SUCKS. GATORADEEEEEEEEE GATORADDEEEEEEEEEE

are you kidding me. 1.this is old as hell 2.ITS FAKE

Re: Splinter in The Shitter Giraffe neck stew?!

This dude goes to the Gym i work out at. My friends were ganna walk over and say "Hey man,you smell that (as in "can you smell what the rock is cooking"*which might be chicken head soup). But they pussed in fear of the rock killing them in a gym full of crowded people.

...SCHOOL!!!! WOO PARTY FUCK YEA!!! SUMMER VACATION YEA!!! TITTIES!!!! WOO. woo.. titties. ...fuck.

Just start crying and screaming and flailing your arms everywere and punch your co workers in the face and then say sorry to show that you have sensitive side. Then punch them again to prove that you have a tougher side. Then fuck her.Even she says no.

Your mom is soft State your name. If you wanna talk the talk im sure your not afraid to walk the walk.Fuckin bitch. BOA 8upcrew

Re: Men are more superior then women [Debate] Click the picture...im too tired to fix this gay ass shit.

Hahaha lmao,watch whats ganna happen next. Brown people marching down the street then the ozzys with their thick accents wash em all down with firehoses and chase em' with german shepards while riding horses,wearing white bedsheets,and burning crosses. Dont worry fellas,30 years from now theyll be stealing your cars and robbing in you in broad daylight. /joking

LMAO "Hey...whoa...watch out for the mic...c'mon,thats bush league

I have the same problem Lens. Every summer i launch a summer offensive on the evil fire ants that dot my yard. Round fourth of July is when i launch my attacks. I get fire crackers, bottle rockets, m80's,maybe some illegal quater sticks( these things will DEMOLISH an ant hill but you gatta watch out cuz they actually rain down on you and start biting your ass,its happened to me). Start with a bombardment of fire crackers and bottle rockets and then i call in air support and drop some gasoline on their ass,light that shit and watch em' burn.

HAHAH WTF!! HE CALLED YOU BABY BOY!!! HAHAHAHA

I was actually listening to the song when i read this.

lmao,and i just thought, how the fuck that guy who took the picture got it. Its like perfectly planned out.

The model part was pretty funny,but the tonka truck flippin could be a thread all on its own. Im in stitches

just went afew days ago,and i gatta go back tommorow AND the next day to have cavities filled. 3 fucking holes over 2 days, give me a fucking break.

WHen i was like 10 my dad made me hold the steering wheel when were doing like 80 down the highway so he could eat his food.

Re: Bear bites dumbass. LMAO, they should catch the bear and feed him the dumbass who tried to take the picture, then that fucking retard can take all the pictures he wants with his gay ass camera phone.

BoA FaTsO SeK TrIk GiMeK AcEm EaOr 8^

It doesnt really sound like him

Hell yea my girlfriend just found out shes allergic to latex too Birthcontrol here i come.

Any updates?