when I was 16 or so, I worked at this Italian fast food place. all the food was prepped and then frozen. anyway, we put the shrimp in a styrofoam cup with buttersauce an froze it. one day I was bored so I pissed in all of the shrimp cups and put them back in the freezer. then i peed in the bags of ground beef. i know it was wrong, but it felt so right.