once upon a time i was really tryin to get with my bestfriends cousin who was ill as fuck and i really wanted to get down with this latina chassey. and i went to marin to go pick her up and we were gonna walk the golden gate bridge cause she never did that before. so we get to the other side and u have to pay the toll and shit and i was low on dough so i was like fuck. then the gas was being all short on me and i had to pay gas so i was bummin. and for some reason i wound up in the TL at like 2 am with this girl who is definitely rape victim written all over so i was like fuck i'm down 10 dollars now how am i gonna get this back? and i look down and i found 10 dollars on my shoe.
i would have liked to tell you that i fucked this girl because of fate and 10 dollars is great, but her cousin cockblocked and blackballed a dude. i still wonna get down i probably will on the low.
i got a friend that everytime we go to the richmond mall he'll get atleast 20 dollars. one time he found 80 and we both got kicks with it.
"just look on the ground the whole time"