i was once attacked by a goose protecting its eggs. i think its cause i kept taunting it. i almost stepped in the nest and i heard it hissing, i was thinking rattlesnake but i live in boston. i finally realized what species i was dealin with when the male flew out of the water and into my head as i did a action-film roll to escape while running. ob saget would have a great voice over for it
im sure he knew what the fuck he was risking by converting and remaining there, he even refused to save his own life by going back to Islam, he has balls.
a great deal of the people in that area are fucked up. however in its defense, it is the one of the oldest and untainted places on earth, so maybe im fucked up.