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yeah i feel you symbols i live real close to dc and i go to bmore all the time. definately both violent cities i think bmore is a little rougher though... screw the pepper spray and go straight to taser style.

In 2 days i will be the proud owner of this bad boy Heres the specs... damn good for what i paid for it: Operation: Electric Select fire: Semi / Full Auto Muzzle velocity: 260 fps w/ .2g Effective range: 120-130 feet Rate of fire: 800 RPM Ammo type: KSC .2g or .25g Hop Up: Adjustable Weight: 4 / 4.25 lbs (A5/A4) Magazine capacity: 150 / 500 rds Length: 19.5, 21.5, 25.5 / 26.5 In (A5/A4) Battery: Mini Type 8.4v Motor: EG700 equivalent Comes with orange tip

dead kennedys... still got it.

i hope the cops keep catching these kids like this... sounds like a pretty good way to weed out all the dumb fucking toys. i could give a shit if some dumb kids get pulled cause they want a little prestige in they're little internet world. go cops.

yeah like i felt really nerdy when i bought one of these at walmart but i took it home and fucked around with it and had a blast, then i felt even nerdier, but then i checked out some of these sites from england, and japan. but this is like a real sport over there. aparently due to the fact that in japan there is a ban on personal fire arms these company's bought the right to use the exact designs of real guns (smith and wesson, dessert eagle, etc) and use them to make them exremely realistic replicas. so the japanese joe shmoe can enjoy what we take for advantage over here. im stepping up and purchacing a pro quality gun tonight... im not spending $400 dollars or nothing though... here check this site out. The vedeos on it are fucking hilarious. Shorty USA

we're talking a BIG house... and they have like 3 acres surounding it... i get paid today, im not sure whether to get an MP5 or an AK-47... give it up for real life video games!

you mean it was built just for airsoft?... yeah im looking for a good fieild right now.

yeah but ill go to jail if i shoot my friends with it

yeah mine too... my girlfriend hates it cause she always has to vacume up all the bb's

Okay its alot like paintball exept a little cheaper and no paint... basicly you have these guns that are exact replicas of real guns.(exept the required orange tipped barrel in the US) i know these have been around for a long time but i just now disovered them.(behind the times) so anyway me and about 15 of my friends all got some cheap beginners guns and took them to a house thats in the middle of being built. we had two teams of eight, eight of us held down the house and the other eight infiltrated the house... it was a fucking blast! im all covered in welts.(those guns have a vilocity of 350 feet per second) so yeah, anyone else fuck with these things? oh by the way these are mine: yeah they are cheap ones but im pretty sure im going to be getting some nice ones soon.

what the hell is wrong with you people? So do you get down with duran duran or WHAM? sheesh

well i get to go to sleep with a clean conciense... yep... squeeky clean... good night

cooking lobster... boring

okay so this isnt her, but i found a picture of a drunk girl pissing herself that looks very similar:

you do have a good point yuck. i love my girl and i wouldnt cheat. but when your drunk and this girl is throwing hersellf on me, its hard to be moral.

not happening bro... i already feel like an asshole for divulging this information on the internet...

you will have to excuse me, im kinda drunk and im finding it hard to conjigate and spell properly... moving on... Situation: so its new years, and i cooked all night till about 1:00 so my coworkers and I decided to get drunk so were all taking shots and stuff, you know just kicken it. it gets to about 2:30 and im just talking to one of the watress's lets just call her jane. jane is 26 blonde, good figure, huge tits, pretty face, this bitch is fine. the catch: she is married with 2 children. so were talking and out of no where shes like "you know, i find you very atractive." (which i really dont get, im an overweight, 5 o'clock shadow having, 6'6 creepy guy) so im like "ookkkaaayyyy" and im really surprised cause we are always bitching at each other. so we banter a little bit more back and forth and so on. and she tells me she is really scared that the owners are going to find out she got drunk in the resturaunt, she keeps going on and on about it and i keep telling her that i wont tell him. and shes like " no, you dont understand I would do ANYTHING for you if you dont tell him" and proceed to lean in and try to kiss me. I turned my head, and hugged her. so she keeps following me around all night, so we chill a while longer and she wispers to me, "follow me, i need to show you something in the office" and motions me towards the office. this shoot was so fucking tempting but i couldnt bring myself to give in to that shit. i mean i got a girl and she got a whole family thing. i guess im a good guy cause i didnt give in but GOD DAMN IT! sigh.... nice guys always finnish last.

oh... i almost forgot... FUTURAMA!

the ol' black and milds... gangster

this is a really stupid thread.

cooking food for a bunch of drunkerds. holdays and weekends mean nothing to me anymore

seriously HESH, half the threads you start, i have no idea what the hell your talking about. hell, i have no idea what your name means...

every time i see this thread i think it says "TEAM HANDJOB"

totaly dude. hes all like "im so punk rock that im going to get rich off of cell phone comercials and being in a band that was only slightly good before i was in it. then im going to buy a huge house in beverly hills and marry miss america. but i have a professionaly groomed mohawk and designer punk clothes so i keep it real" not that i really care about the integrity of punk rock in the mainstream but i find it amusing what people fall for...

i just got off of work, its 2am my boy is having a party across the street, but i dont think im going. i got some percisets i think im just going to take them, wait till i get the "im floating on a cloud feeling" and maybe try to go to bed before 6am for once. then again the night is young...