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  1. I have an original "IM CRIME" canvas that was done by GREY PVC crew, along with 3 pages of sketches by him and a poster signed by him in 2002. 2002 was one of his primo years if you knew him personally, and I just don't need them anymore. If youre interested shoot me a line and I'll give you more info. Serious Inquiries Only.
  2. nah. thats not why... if you were taking opioids, youd have trouble shitting (i.e. constipated)
  3. Oh you did? BULLSHIT! IWEARPINKSHIRTS aka POPGUNWAR started that shit... and that was ME.
  4. Hahaha Fuck it, THIS IS LOUIE LIGHTFINGERS (aka POPGUNWAR aka IWEARPINKSHIRTS) On a Rafting mission on an Alligator-Infested Lake in Florida. This photo was taken at about 4:00am, when my crazy Ukranian friend, Ted was paddling and I was smoking, anyway, we were in the middle of the lake dropping homemade depth charges (Fireworks and dry-ice bombs duct taped to rocks) and I decided we should just blast off all the bottlerockets we had left, so for the next hour we did nothing but shoot bottlerockets into the sky (this lake is situated behind a freeway, and actually has a little viaduct or whatever you call it that goes under the freeway) and while we were going underneath, we shot fireworks at the cars on the freeway, then we paddled to another lake and shot bottlerockets at houses and ended up stealing an outboard motor and a fire extinguisher from that comedian, Carrot Top's boat dock (no bullshit)... so, on our way back to our push off spot at the first lake, we had been shooting fireworks for a good hour and had drawn attention to the lake (plus it was freezing as shit, and so luckily we didnt see any alligators even though the lake is infested) TED my Ukranian friend was like, "YO let me shoot off some bottlerockets!" (AND I KNEW THIS WAS A STUPID MOVE BEFORE I EVEN DID IT) .... the whole time i was shooting off bottlerockets, i would light it with a cigarette or the lighter and hold it AWAY from the raft and when the wick was almost burnt out, i'd toss it as far from the raft as i could so i wouldnt burn the raft, but my GENIUS (sarcasm) Ukranian Friend, TED got his hand on a bottlerocket and when he lit it, he held it IN HIS HAND INSIDE the raft, and so when it shot, sparks would rain down into the raft. Anyway, He is BEGGING me to shoot a bottlerocket again, and I'm like fuck no... I turn my head to get something outta my backpack, and he lights up another Bottlerocket, and before the shit shoots out of his hand I knew what had happened. The firework takes flight and I hear a super loud HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS sound and TED seriously is retarded enough to go, "Whats that sound?" I'm like, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! YOU BLEW A HOLE IN THE RAFT!!!!!!" (Turns out not only did he burn a hole into the raft, but into the MAIN chamber.) Meanwhile, the raft is losing air fast, it's a cold winter night and we're in the middle of an alligator infested lake beginning to sink. So, we panic, and paddle desperately towards shore... where oh wait... much to TED's suprise (not mine since I actually have half a brain) there was a cop with his search light beaming on the shoreline looking for us no doubt after blasting off fireworks on a lake for about an hour in the middle of the night.... so long story short, we barely made it into a swampy marsh on the edge of the lake with a deflated raft but luckilly our lives. Hahaha... so yeah, that was a random story for a random picture of Mr. Random himself... POPGUNWAR. (LOUIE LIGHTFINGERS)
  5. Dignan: "Bob Maplethorpe, potential getaway driver, G0! Go!" Bob: "Well, I think there's an air of mystery about me." Dignan: "Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go." Bob: "Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker. I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parent's back yard. I think that shows a little… " Dignan: "Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?" Bob: "Dignan, look, I’m just not that good at this selling your self stuff, okay, so I’m just going to tell you the truth. I really want to be a part of this team, and I’m the only one with a car." Dignan: "That's good. That's good. Cause that hits me right here."
  6. "yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit." -iquit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This shit just made me laugh so loud and hard that I spit my soda on the monitor, and almost started crying, because i was repeating "wierd alien looking black dude who stole my shit" to my girlfriend and shes laughing because she knows exactly who he is. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
  7. Southpaw Grammar... POPGUNWAR COMES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE: Dignan: "Well, thank you for coming." Anthony: "It’s good seeing you." Dignan: "Did you bring that grappling hook." Bob: "Grappling hook?" Dignan: "Don’t worry about it. I think I may have found a way out of here." Anthony: "You’re kidding" Dignan: "No, I’m not." Anthony: "How?" Dignan: "Shhh! Wait for my instructions. When we go through the next gate, you will have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "30 seconds. Have the car running at the North West checkpoint. Bob and I are going to scale the barricade." Bob: "No, we’re not." Dignan: "And then we’re going to cut through to no man’s land, and Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won’t shoot civilians. Are you ready?" Bob: "Hold on, man." Anthony: "Wait a second, Dignan." Dignan: "Let’s go! Let’s go! Now! Now! Now! ... Isn’t funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail."
  8. hahaha it's all good, i know what movie youre talking about though... i cant think of the name though... and you also reminded me... fuckkkkk i need some starbucks bad. :shook:
  9. Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "What?" Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "Thats Applejack, Kumar!"
  10. I did a "Whats Your Favorite Lines From The Big Lebowski," thread and it recieved rave reviews from bums and achievers alike... and although I LOVE The Big Lebowski, I still stand firm on the fact that "BOTTLEROCKET" is not only the funniest comedy ever written, it is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Dignan: "Don't worry about your future man, because I am THINKING..." Dignan: "How'd an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?" Bob Maplethorpe: "Whats that tape on your nose for?" Dignan: EXACTLY."
  11. Louie Lightfingers is a shoplifting based name. and it sounds mafia-ish like tony two times and johnny jitters... something like that i guess.
  12. my old names were dope: BruceWillis CoreyFame IwearPinkShirts PopGunWar ArrousedByRoboteens (wayyyy old) and i always enjoyed : THE DUDE PROFESSOR POOPATRONIC and SIXTEENVANDALS
  13. i love when the dude is checking all his messages on his answering machine like dancing around doing yoga on his newly acquired rug. hahaha
  14. The Dude: "Fortunately I've been adhereing to a strict drug reigment to keep my mind limber..."
  15. Hahaha I love this line, where the cop from Malibu is talking to him and The Dude goes, "Oh I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention." and the cop is like WHUCKKKK and hits him in the corner of his head with a coffee mug.
  16. IWEARPINKSHIRTS POPGUNWAR there were plenty more but those are two of the names im best known on 12oz for.
  17. im glad that all of you have enjoyed my thread for achievers and bums alike... currently, i am drinking a caucasian, while the big lebowski is playing on my small plasmascreen television next to my bed. bump to the top for THE DUDE.
  18. ive got a semi-serious question. i do alot of less than legal business on craigslist, and ive currently been selling racked starbucks barista machines on there. well, long story short, someone at starbucks (i used to work there) ratted me out and the cops were in the store taking down all sorts of info and craigslist was brought up. anyway, i rushed home, deleted the craigslists posts (and even though ive already sold the machines, the posts still stay in the craigslist database until you physically remove them) well, i did all this from a racked laptop (which im on now) and was wondering is there anyway that they can dig up the deleted craigslist posts and use them against you in a court of law?
  19. yep im still surfin, but today im rockin: -burberry buttondown (original novachek) -levis premiums -a pair of roos -and brooks bros belt -my tshirt is an army shirt im looking very undude today, i need to go put on my gellies and a robe.
  20. Just got back from bowling... and well, the dude abides. Good Ol' PopGunnie is rockin': stretched out green tshirt (i think its hanes or fruit of the loom but the tag ripped off it) and im wearing my cellphone like the dude wears his pager clipped to the collar) i have on a sweater just like his but mine is from the salvation army and i got it for $.50 with some old linen parachute pants that are awesome they have purple red green and turquoise triangles and like saved by the bell looking squigllly shit on em.) and a pair of gellies on my feet (size 10.5 even though i wear 11 the gellies were hard to find so i had to squeeze into the smaller pair) i am listening to sounds of the whale cd that i burned off limewire and drinking a caucasian. i am goin as dude as i can nowadays even though i kinda wish i looked more like this dude i saw at the bowling alley tonight who was playing air guitar to "Bad To The Bone" and spilling his coors beer all over himself and his new york mets tshirt. so, if you want to picture what my outfit looks like, just look at The Dude and picture me instead of him but not un dude you know? completely dude. 100%
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