LouieLightfingers

I have an original "IM CRIME" canvas that was done by GREY PVC crew, along with 3 pages of sketches by him and a poster signed by him in 2002. 2002 was one of his primo years if you knew him personally, and I just don't need them anymore. If youre interested shoot me a line and I'll give you more info. Serious Inquiries Only.

nah. thats not why... if you were taking opioids, youd have trouble shitting (i.e. constipated)

Dignan: "Bob Maplethorpe, potential getaway driver, G0! Go!" Bob: "Well, I think there's an air of mystery about me." Dignan: "Don't complicate it. Your number one strength is you have a car you can provide. Sell yourself. Start over. You ready? Go." Bob: "Okay. All right. I'm a risk taker. I'm growin' an entire crop of marijuana plants in my parent's back yard. I think that shows a little… " Dignan: "Whoa, whoa. Wait a second. You’re growing an entire crop of marijuana in your back yard?" Bob: "Dignan, look, I’m just not that good at this selling your self stuff, okay, so I’m just going to tell you the truth. I really want to be a part of this team, and I’m the only one with a car." Dignan: "That's good. That's good. Cause that hits me right here."

"yes, elbow pads are gay. yes, i suck for actually being intimidated by him. blah blah blah. whatever dude, i was 12 and i was scared of this weird alien looking black dude who stole my shit." -iquit HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This shit just made me laugh so loud and hard that I spit my soda on the monitor, and almost started crying, because i was repeating "wierd alien looking black dude who stole my shit" to my girlfriend and shes laughing because she knows exactly who he is. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Southpaw Grammar... POPGUNWAR COMES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE: Dignan: "Well, thank you for coming." Anthony: "It’s good seeing you." Dignan: "Did you bring that grappling hook." Bob: "Grappling hook?" Dignan: "Don’t worry about it. I think I may have found a way out of here." Anthony: "You’re kidding" Dignan: "No, I’m not." Anthony: "How?" Dignan: "Shhh! Wait for my instructions. When we go through the next gate, you will have 30 seconds to take out the tower guard." Anthony: "What?" Dignan: "30 seconds. Have the car running at the North West checkpoint. Bob and I are going to scale the barricade." Bob: "No, we’re not." Dignan: "And then we’re going to cut through to no man’s land, and Bob, remember, shield me from the bullets. They won’t shoot civilians. Are you ready?" Bob: "Hold on, man." Anthony: "Wait a second, Dignan." Dignan: "Let’s go! Let’s go! Now! Now! Now! ... Isn’t funny how you used to be in the nuthouse and now I’m in jail."

hahaha it's all good, i know what movie youre talking about though... i cant think of the name though... and you also reminded me... fuckkkkk i need some starbucks bad. :shook:

Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "What?" Kumar: "Who dat man?" Dignan: "Thats Applejack, Kumar!"

You, some1, have HORRIBLE taste.

I did a "Whats Your Favorite Lines From The Big Lebowski," thread and it recieved rave reviews from bums and achievers alike... and although I LOVE The Big Lebowski, I still stand firm on the fact that "BOTTLEROCKET" is not only the funniest comedy ever written, it is THE GREATEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Dignan: "Don't worry about your future man, because I am THINKING..." Dignan: "How'd an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?" Bob Maplethorpe: "Whats that tape on your nose for?" Dignan: EXACTLY."

Louie Lightfingers is a shoplifting based name. and it sounds mafia-ish like tony two times and johnny jitters... something like that i guess.

my old names were dope: BruceWillis CoreyFame IwearPinkShirts PopGunWar ArrousedByRoboteens (wayyyy old) and i always enjoyed : THE DUDE PROFESSOR POOPATRONIC and SIXTEENVANDALS

i love when the dude is checking all his messages on his answering machine like dancing around doing yoga on his newly acquired rug. hahaha

The Dude: "Fortunately I've been adhereing to a strict drug reigment to keep my mind limber..."

Hahaha I love this line, where the cop from Malibu is talking to him and The Dude goes, "Oh I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention." and the cop is like WHUCKKKK and hits him in the corner of his head with a coffee mug.

"I am the walrus" "SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!"

IWEARPINKSHIRTS POPGUNWAR there were plenty more but those are two of the names im best known on 12oz for.

i drink caucaisans daily... (SERIOUSLY)

im glad that all of you have enjoyed my thread for achievers and bums alike... currently, i am drinking a caucasian, while the big lebowski is playing on my small plasmascreen television next to my bed. bump to the top for THE DUDE.

ive got a semi-serious question. i do alot of less than legal business on craigslist, and ive currently been selling racked starbucks barista machines on there. well, long story short, someone at starbucks (i used to work there) ratted me out and the cops were in the store taking down all sorts of info and craigslist was brought up. anyway, i rushed home, deleted the craigslists posts (and even though ive already sold the machines, the posts still stay in the craigslist database until you physically remove them) well, i did all this from a racked laptop (which im on now) and was wondering is there anyway that they can dig up the deleted craigslist posts and use them against you in a court of law?

yep im still surfin, but today im rockin: -burberry buttondown (original novachek) -levis premiums -a pair of roos -and brooks bros belt -my tshirt is an army shirt im looking very undude today, i need to go put on my gellies and a robe.

Just got back from bowling... and well, the dude abides. Good Ol' PopGunnie is rockin': stretched out green tshirt (i think its hanes or fruit of the loom but the tag ripped off it) and im wearing my cellphone like the dude wears his pager clipped to the collar) i have on a sweater just like his but mine is from the salvation army and i got it for $.50 with some old linen parachute pants that are awesome they have purple red green and turquoise triangles and like saved by the bell looking squigllly shit on em.) and a pair of gellies on my feet (size 10.5 even though i wear 11 the gellies were hard to find so i had to squeeze into the smaller pair) i am listening to sounds of the whale cd that i burned off limewire and drinking a caucasian. i am goin as dude as i can nowadays even though i kinda wish i looked more like this dude i saw at the bowling alley tonight who was playing air guitar to "Bad To The Bone" and spilling his coors beer all over himself and his new york mets tshirt. so, if you want to picture what my outfit looks like, just look at The Dude and picture me instead of him but not un dude you know? completely dude. 100%

"Hey hey careful man, theres a beverage here" Brandt: "This is our concern dude..." The Dude: "We dropped off the damn money." Mr. Lebowski: "We?" The Dude: "I, the royal "we" you know the editorial I dropped off the money exactly as... per.. look... man I've got certain information alright certain things have come to light and you know has it ever occured to you that instead of uh you know running around uh uh blaming me you know giving the nature of all this new shit you know it-it-it this could be uh uh uh alot more uh uh uh uh uh uh complex i mean its not just it might not be just a simple uh you know?" (In the scene where the dude is in the bath smoking a joint he's listening to a tape titled, "songs of the whale: Ultimate revelation.") Autobahn breaks in his apartment and starts smashing shit... The Dude: "H-Hey this is a private residence man." (Autobahn walks into his bathroom with a ferret on a leash.) The Dude: "uh N-Nice marmot." (They throw the ferret into the bathtub and The dude starts flippin out screaming like a girl while the ferret is flippin out in the tub squeeling) "vher is daht money lebowski! vhe vant dat money lebowski! you sink dat vhe ah kidding? or paking vhit tha vunny stuhf? vhe can do tings dat you nevah even think ohv lebowski." "yah vhe believe in nuhsing." "yah vhe believe in nuhsing lebowski...nushisng...and tumuhwoh we come back and we cut off yah johnson." The Dude: "exscuse me?" "i said vhe cut ohff yah johnson!!" "jus tink about dat lebowski." "yah." "ah yu great wit paintings lebowski." "den we stomp on it an squish it..." The Dude: "no i just want to handle it by myself from now on... no... no no that has nothing to do with it. yes the car made it home, youre calling me at home...no walter it did not look like larry was about to crack... well thats your perception... you know walter youre right there is an unspoken message here its FUCK YOU! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!! .... yeah i'll be at practice." Walter Sobachek: "Donnie was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of southern California from La'Hoja to Leo Careo and... up to Bismo. He died. He died as so many young men of his generation. before his time. In your wisdom Lord You took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men at Kason. At Lon Dock. At Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so did Donnie. Donnie who loved bowling. And so... Theodore Donald Cerovazas... in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been... we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean. Which you loved so well. Goodnight sweet Prince." "Take it easy Dude. I know that you will." "Yeah, well... The Dude abides." :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

"youre lebowski, lebowski." "man cmon i had a rough night and i hate the fuckin eagles man" walter: "sure youre gonna see some tank battles but fightin in desert is very different from fighting in canompy jungle. i mean i was a footsoilder whereas this thing should uh...you know be a piece of cake i mean i had a m-16 jacko now that abrams a fuckin tank me and charlie eyeball to eyball. thats FUCKIN combat. the man in the black pajamas dude. worthy fuckin advisary..." donnie: "whos in pajamas?" "shut the fuck up donnie... whereas what we have here bunch of fig eaters wearin towels on their head tryin to find reverts on a soviet tank this...this is not a worthy fuckin advisary."

who gives a fuck about the "what are you sporting" thread. this thread is the original "what are you wearing" thread posted by the ORIGINAL CHANNEL ZERO HERO from way back when most of you didnt even know 12oz existed.