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LiliStCynical

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  1. Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing???

     

    OH SHIT YOU FUCKED THAT FAT CRAIGSLIST HO!?

     

    PROPS DOW.

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    word, timmy fucked the CL whale, but some mod deleted his thread and ruined the lulzathon. way to go, dipshit. he texted her earlier today and asked her if she knew how magnets worked and she said "lol like the metals stick together".

     

    i may be moving to the san diego area here really soon, but please believe before i move im goin to try to get the mentally bankrupt disgusting fat body to have a 3some with timmy and i in full juggalo makeup.

     

     

     

     

    --dow

  2. Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing???

     

    AB, i texted homegirl today but she didnt write back. lulz. she left super early in the morning because she got her period and had to go home.*****

     

    USED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT

     

    nbb is leaving out some key lulztastic points of the evening:

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    i smashed petite blondey for a MINUTE, nbb and fatty had to listen to it all night long (not to mention, fatty had her kid sleeping on the ground of the room nbb fucked her in) , and in the morning nbb told me that fatty said "hes fucking her for forever, why dont you fuck me like that??!"

     

    HAHAHAH.

     

    he got the last laugh though because the faggot stole my goddamn coke when i was in the middle of smashing blondey. after i came, i was sooo stoked to do some blow, but couldnt find my pants, and i immediately knew what happened. stealin ass nigga. im not umad though.

     

     

    ***** if you cum inside of a girl, and she gets her period the next day, does that mean there is no chance of me getting her preggo? or is there more of a chance?

     

    --dow

  3. fuck off, tom foolery.

     

     

    chopsticks is my nigger.

     

    we be chasing foxes, eatin fish n chips, wiping tears off indians girls eyes, flying aroujnd the world, eatying fried bread with beans for breakfast, watching "proper english tele", hittin up knock n shops, and stylin on yyyyoouuu.

     

    yo K, i showed off my fish n chips zap to some bitches tonight, and they wanna suck your dick now. get the fuck to the US.

     

    plus, we get drove around by brits in suits

     

    yyooouuu maaddd

     

    --dow

  4. She seriously woulda let anything go down that night. I was gunna let my bf have some for his bday.. a 3some is good right? well her shit wasnt crackin like it used to. she definitely needed a shower.

     

     

    eew. so that's what happened. :[

  5. Out with the old (Breaking Bad), in with the new (True Blood).

     

    I'm kinda disappointed with the way BB ended this season, and I'm not sure where the writers are going to take things. They've already explored the angle with Walt & Jesse dealing and becoming big, they've done the Jesse/addict thing, the almost getting caught by Hank thing (how many times now?)... what other options do they really have at this point? This isn't Weeds... I see nothing. Next season, if there is one, will probably be the last.

     

    That being said, welcome back TB. Last season ended well, and this season is starting off pretty strong, hot lady fantasies about Erik's sex scene aside. This season is probably going to go the illegal drug route with V, which could be interesting, and they're also bringing in the whole werewolf angle (as any vampire series would i.e. Underworld). I'm on the fence right now about the werewolves, though. That's some straight Twilight bullshit, so they have two options, a: do it real bad ass like, maybe even incorporating other mythical beings, and show up the TW homos, or b: try to do it big, and fail...

     

    Here's what Snoop thinks

    what about you guys?
  6. Pissing fire isn't a symptom?

     

    No, actually, it's a symptom of a Urinary Tract Infection, which can be caused by chlamydia if left untreated for a long period of time.

     

    Often, men will go in to seek treatment for this, or itching and rednes (symptoms of a male yeast infection) but find out that they've been carrying chlamydia or gonorrhea for a long time...

    How many people could this have been passed to in the last year?

     

     

    And PDW? if that's only in reference to hpv, then why mention smells and drips, which are symptoms of other stds?

     

    Regardless, there are so many men out there who don't get regular check-ups unless something is wrong, or someone they were with finds out they have something, which is how they end up spreading diseases unknowingly. Even then, not all of them will go get checked unless they have symptoms...

  7. i never had no weird shit happen with my dick...

    as far as smells, drips, bumps.

     

    if nothings going on how are you worried about shit?

     

    This is what grosses me out about dudes. You all think that because you don't have any symptoms, there's no need to get checked....

     

    eew, no.

     

     

    Chlamydia is symptomless.

    Gonorrhea is symptomless 20% of the time.

    hpv is symptomless (unless you have the wart strain).

    HIV is symptomless for the first few years.

     

     

    disgust.

     

    all of you get checked, swine.

  8. It's probably already been said in this thread, but hpv doesn't always manifest as warts... There's like over 100 different strains of hpv, some of which are the cause of cervical cancer in women.

    As a male, you can have hpv or even 30 different kinds of hpv, and never show symptoms like warts. Which, if you've got a solid lady, don't be an asshole and give it to her.

     

    Most of the time I'm pretty good about using condoms, but I'm not a doctor with that shit. I've had an abnormal pap smear before that turned out to be hpv. They performed a cloposcopy, which is where they have a tool that looks something like an arcade crane

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    and they took a chunk out of my cervix with it so they could biopsy the cells. (Imagine getting a chunk of the head of your penis carved out...)

    Turns out the cells were hpv, which went away by the 6 month follow up exam and never developed into warts or precancerous cells. But it was enough pain to remember to use a condom next time...

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  9. More and more recently I've become anti-Starbucks, just due to their rabbit breeding nature and tendency to push out smaller businesses.

    But in a pinch, I'd still drink it, because it's strong and somewhat flavorful...

     

    Did you locals hear they just opened a Philz coffee in Berkeley? they're my new favorite. every cup is fresh ground and made to order. a little on the pricey side, but it's strong enough to redeem itself.

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