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  1. Theodore huxtable carl winslow dusty lipshitz jeff lebowski seone palestineone killwhitey fuckwhitey plo sanssherrif stantheman panamajack kyjelly dangerousarabian flavor kettykat budda fatbastard odesk fatcoponer pabloescobar jesuspotatoe christpuncheroner dee serenity kilgore jimbo limpbizkit pinkpanther popgunwar shamelesselfpromotion zack morris mogool dredz venom villian fluffer pixydust coococacolakid locust omar ramennoodle whaledf when kaws thefonz splinter hotel whywrite vandal destroyer oldenglish sofa chester moe lester algreen tylerdurden ese pillauhands johnnyblaze jesse iceberg paparoach roachclip ratrace hippopotamus grantwood woodyallen moose turtle dosoner pezdispenser memento montblanc micro curiousgeorge drdelusional oldgrowth rodstewart
  2. WetPussy

    Shoes?

    im gonna get these. they look good on me so calm down animals.
  3. what about "heroin" injections? do you do "heroin" injections?
  4. my first time on 12oz, i couldnt get it up. and my second time, i cummed in less than a minute. but i did good foreplay so its all good.
  5. my arcade was called "Videolandia" back in the day. the one i also went to occasionally back in the day was called "time-out". but videolandia was the shit. they had every game an arcade could fucking have at the time, all the fighting games, car games, shooting games, pinball games, even some fucking games that you use a claw to catch little stuffed dolls, they had it all, and all for only a quarter.i much orefered arcades instead of home consoles. i wonder why arcades arent the shit anymore?
  6. I once got hot sauce in my eye somehow, i thought i was gonna go blind yo! I was cooking and it somehow went straight into my eye. close your eyes and imagine that shit happening to you. I also know some people that live together, like 5 of them, and they sometimes put some real real hot sauce in their roomates mouths and even in their eyes and ears when their asleep. those bastards, i think they put it in my eye once when i was too fucked up to drive home so i crashed there, i woke up and my eye was fucked up, and it stayed all fucked up for almost two weeks! it wasnt an illness cause i know it wasnt, it had nothing like an illness, it was some bullshit hot sauce.
  7. 1) 1 in every 3 cars has a sound system and theyre loud as fuck and they are always on, all day and all night. you cant go somewhere 1 mile away without 100% guaranteed hearing someones whip bumping beats. rims are a big thing on the island too. big trucks are rare as fuck, and even big suv's are rare. the people are short compared to americans, but they are as brave as can get. guapo is what we call ourselves. 2) the island was first inhabited by the natives, the taino indians. then the spaniards came through with africans, but they all had sex with each other instead of fight each other. they kept fucking and then europeans came through, and the fucking kept going on, and then america came through and took over and kicked spains ass real hard and took the island for military and cheap labor. 3) the islanders generally do not like americans, they call them gringos in derrogatory manners, and they dont get along much even though their tourism is probably the #1 economy booster on the island. tourism is a huge recourse, its the most developed island in the carribean, and its got rela good style all in all, event hough its nuts and every day is like a new years day. no really, every month theres a holiday or two, we celebrate americas holidays, catholi holidays, christian holidays, puerto rican holidays, and even some spainiard holidays, and then the universla holidays like new years. and they celbrate that shit all out crazy, gunshots like a motherfucker. and then theres little holidays for famous puerto ricans doing international shit, like miss universe or boxing champs. gunshots like crazy. then theres holidays for shit like hurricanes that come through and paralyze the island for weeks. 4) the women are a little more difficult than american women, but they do look much much much better, so its all worth it. 5) nyc has more puerto ricans than san juan, and theres way more puerto ricans outside of puerto rico than inside of puerto rico. way more. 6) about the race issue, the race isnt noticed because we all talk the same, dress the same, same accent, voices, same neighborhoods, same status, schools, there was never segregation in our history like kicking people to back of busses or hanging people, or civil rights movements, its all one people, no civil wars ever happened here either, ever. 7) public housing is not seperated from big private houses at all, they are mixed even in the same blocks. they projects are everywhere you look, of all the cities, nyc has slightly more projects, then its pr, then chicago. they could be huge projects that stretch for miles and have their own intersection stoplights and shit, or small projects that arent even made of 20 units. they knocked down many high rise projects like berwyn to make them little and spread out, but theres still plenty of them though, like torres de sabana. 8) public transportation in pr is terrible, fucking terrible. theres small busses and then theres big busses, they are both unreliable and have few routes, its a hardship for people without cars, much worse than any american major city. 9) its main hang out area for nightime partying sand daytime chillin stretches like a motherfucker, through two cities, from isla verdes corner in caroline, passed the airport, pass the condado, pass a bridge called dos hermanos, and into san juans ocean park neighborhood, and down there till you get into san juans old city, then to the beggining of the castles called el morro, then through the old city all the way through and around it, then up to the docks in the back, then as soon as you hit a small freeway, then its sort of over, but you then again, you can chill in every corner and its aqlways poppin throughout the entire metro area. 10) beaches are everywhere you go. theres also lakes and rivers and lagoons everywhere and anywhere you are. allot of nice fruits growing off of trees everywhere, and coconut palm trees are a trademark. it rains every two days unless theres a drought, and droughts get severe enough to cut off water for days for everyone. no one sells drugs on the individual level, its got to be bought at projects and by the certain spots called punto, which means point, which means drug point. in the punto you can get anything, and if they dont have it, then just drive two blocks to the next projects, of course its better that you know someone thats a regular or friends with them. they also have weapons all over and lookouts all over on motorcyles and 4 tracks and shit like that. the murder rate is so high cause of puntos fighting each other for their own reasons. there arent any gangbangers like bloods and crips and latin kings. theres only about one or two gangs and its in the prisons i heard. so you can dress in any colors you want and go anywhere you want and not worry about being in the wrong area. walkie talkies used to be a thing that everyone jumped on the bandwagon and bought even just one, to communicate with anotgher young person that might be around the mile or two radius, it was fun and i was on that tip. my name was philly blunt. i remember a candyman, and there was usually some random person even if they were jsut driving by, and i even seen hot bitches fucking around with them and even met them up.
  8. whats up with all these damn memories threads. you bastards are real depressed or something to be so nostalgic that there always a thread on some past shit. let it go. its over. move on. arcades dont exist anymore.its now about booze,bitches, and bud
  9. believe it or not, i remember having mario bros. 1 and duck hun tin an arcade a long long time ago
  10. WetPussy

    Ramadan

    that dominican would be the devils temptation. and also a hemaphrodite
  11. insert picture of car spoiler here {}
  12. hahahaha, not bad, not bad at all. ^^^^^^ i want a vending machine that dispenses vials of crack, to smoke it.
  13. WetPussy

    Ramadan

    not for a whole month man, from sunrise to sunset, of course you can survive without water for that long, you can run a marathon while doing it too. just drink allot of water before the sunrise. LOL LOL LOL xoxo hellokitty
  14. let me continue on with this. 1- Reggaeton may sound like its all the same, at first, but later on, after listening to it for years, youll realize that it actually IS all the fucking same. why? because the beat, the dembow beat, the infamous tum,TAMtumTAM,tum,TAMtumTAM is the heart and soul of reggaeton. of course, the rappers have to be rapping, but theres is allot of singing in allot of reggaton, but it is usually rapping. 2- back in the days, and even today, but more back in the days,1 out of every 2 rappers had some kind of a voice gimmick going on, like chezina would rap in a cypress hill kind of voice, tito from hector y tito would screech like a bitch, gringo would have a frog throat thing going on, rey pirin and mexicano would be on that same rugged voice frog tip too, allot otf these rappers did that shit back then, it was cool as fuck though, cool as fuck. 3- there is allot of connections between reggatons origins between one and only one other country in the world, not jamaica, not america, not mexico, it was panama. in allot of earlier reggaeton, rappers like falo, who sang about cool shit like drug buying in a real drug spot called the cruce, right by my house, anyway, he would mention panama as being another country where a rapper in pr could make it big, and vice versa. we had rappers from there doing their reggaeton over here, and allot of people liked that shit. 4- There has always been fights going on between reggaton rappers since the beggining of time, rubio y joel, and many other rappers, would actually dedicate their short reggaton appearances to solely defending themselves against insluts from other rappers.and theyre songs were very very good, and everyone was into it. 5- the reggaton artists could be seen in pr on a daily basis in certain areas like in the old san juan on the weekends, in isla verde on weekends, in airports, malls, streets, fairs, events, walgreens, these guys were your neighbors, they were everywhere, they were broke, they were humble, they were famous as hell but were not really famous at all. 6- cabalucci had the best lyrics and best flow and best stage appearance than probably any other rapper. thats my opinion but its a respected one. get his songs. he doesnt rap anymore, he barely even did rap in the first place, only about 10 songs ever released to the public. but most of the island knew them word by word, and they were hard words, like the wu tang, who he once started a riot because of them when they failed to appear in a concert back in maybe 94. 7- many dances were invented in connection with reggaton, the first being maybe the "culea"where a girl would just bend over and with her ass sticking out to he people, would just move up and down and in and out and the people would chant cu-lea, cu-lea, cu-lea. I was probably in 5th grade and it stopped at around 7th grade, back in maybe 96, its not done anymore, but they have all kids of shit now a days. the tra tra tra tra was ass shaking with the people saying tra tra instead of culea, and then there was just random crowd shouts that progressed into new dances. 8- random crowd shouts are importnt in reggaton. the concerts were and are still half the music genre, if you love reggaeton, memorize this "bicho pal cayao mi gente" which is shouted out to get people to start screaming, it means if you dont scream, you like dick, bicho, if you stay cayao, or callado, or silent. i dont know how it started to happen, but it did, and it was a foundation carried on till this day. you can also just say "al cayao" and it means the same shit. 9-the words used in reggaton are very mixed between english, spanish, jamaican fucked up english, and other kinds of fucked up spanish. yal means woman, or girl, in jamaican, but is used and started to be used in reggaton music, but now its used on the streets on the daily. ladamerci was used like craaaazy, lord have mercy was what it meant. the english in most reggaton has a clear puerto rican english accent, not of someone who grew up or even ever lived in america, but of someone who grew up and lived in pr his whole life without getting on a plane or boat in his life. its true, english is spoken easily by most of the people in the metro area of pr. the metro area is san juan, bayamon, caguas, guaynabo, carolina, trujillo alto, and i think thats it. theres about 3 million people cramped in these municipalities, and the other .5 million people in pr live elsewhere in the island, not in the metro area (northwest, but not the very north west tip, its hard to explain) 10- the whole island and everyone in it is ghetto in every sense of the word. its poor, violent, drug ridden, welfare dependent, subordinate, unemplyed, too much partying, too much fun, too much crime,too much pride, and your in the minority if you have both parents happily married. theres no such thing as a concept of race. theres no black puerto ricans, no white puertro ricans, no brown puerto ricans, no nothing, theres no race, theres no segregation, theres no history of racism, I never knew skin color actually fucking existed as something other than a mere fact of biology until i went to america for a long period of time. theres no winter, its always always always always fucking hot as shit. if you dont have an a/c in your room, you are the most fucked person on earth. cars on the streets rarely, if ever ever, go above $25,000. its the happiest place on earth. the women are, and im sure yall agree, the finest on earth. checked
  15. but when you call him Gliks, instead of Glik0, he suddenly comes off as cute. id like send out some chocolate kisses to the homosexual undertones thread.
  16. i had to mute this thread. but straight up yo, fuck model airplane builders, why do they do that bullshit, waste of time and effort. as for spinners, ive seen astrovans on spinners, ive seen fucking ford focus hatchbacks on spinners, ive seen chevy camaros on spinners, ive seen so much ugly shit in my lifetime, icant get erections anymore.now thats some real bullshit.
  17. Glik0, maybe its the way your name appears, maybe its your posts, maybe its the way your name sounds, but whatever it is, its like your always angry. it comes off like that. and now that im on this topic, rage, your not coming off as angry, not at all, even though you call yourself angry alan, and even though your name is rage, you just seem like a peaceful guy.ok,enough of that, now back to the topic. I didnt know jews had different years that they celebrated, i thought it was only the chinese, straight up. FREE PALESTINE FREE PALESTINE and a medium coke with any order of 5 dollars or more at your local jungjangjen chinese restaurant.
  18. WetPussy

    Ramadan

    ramadan is also a time for "cleansing" of the "soul". purification, forgiveness, humbleness, and many more good stuff. you dont just not eat, you are also not supposed to do, well, basically, ANY sin at all, like lying, stealing, killing, raping, driving a jetta or a civic.
  19. i wish i had a vending machine or two in my house, for real.
  20. WetPussy

    Ramadan

    who said anything about eternity? its only for a month. its for many reasons, including to control your desires as a way of respecting God and what God wants from us on tht month. to also feel how it fels to be poor, and etc. etc.
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