"Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place."
I didn't know i was so Australian!