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Mauler5150

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  1. On 8/22/2010 at 8:07 AM, abcs said:

    When i was a kid I had a pair of very human looking eyes ingrained in my wood closet door that always seemed like they were staring at me. So i started paying attention and discovered eyes in wood everywhere i looked. In the knots. I was like 6 years old. My fam didn't do the church thing so i had no concept of a heaven or paradise or anything like that and i decided that when you die you come back as a tree. I later built on that and decided if you live a particularly wholesome life you come back as a tree in a park where you can watch people walk and kids play. If you are a bad people you come back as algae or pond scum. I dont kno what if any religion that is similar to. I dont think about death that often but when i do this is still the conclusion that comes to mind.

    This was the post I was referring to.

     

    And for clarity sake, the smokers I view in this life as being the living dead are replaced with the flawless version of themselves (like My Mother, who would appear as her teenage self prior to ever having inhaled a cancer stick that has prematurely aged her to the extent she looks more like the cryptkeeper than the young spritely person she once was), although given that such an incarnation of said smokers do not exist in My present perceptual domain, My Heaven replacing them for indulging in the most inexcusable human behaviours I have sampled sees those whom engage in My present do so to signify they are already dead to themselves and to Me as every butt they huff on is the same as them putting an elephant gun to their head with the lighter click being them Kurt Cobaining themselves.

     

    Although I have said that the trees are dinosaur legs from the reptilians which inhabit dimensions adjacent to us yet they appear static and rooted in our human domain due to their lifespans and "time" being on a different timescale to our human clocks (ie our second = their hundreds of years as an example).

     

    Also, the best part about death is that I leave behind an online legacy of the thousands of posts made on here over the years such that any AI parsing the internet and My cookie trail could reconstruct Me in a clone form due to the high level of detail I have left in the writings which include My unique thought process as filtered from the massive amount of media and learnings I have consumed over time.

  2. And thank fully in "Death" I will mever have to smell the stench of a burning cigarette nor tolerate the retards whose selfishness and lack of any respect for their life, avatar and those around them who indulge in such a pathetic and corrupted decision.

     

    Thankfully I get to witness these demons ostracise themselves as they go about puffing and exhaling their cancer into My air as they exemplify what a waste of atoms they truly are.

     

    Someone here in this thread states they believe they come Done as a tree, and perhaps I was a tobacco plant in a past life who was burnt by some scumfuck with a disfunctional junkie brain, and only now I have the ability to voice My hatred for these total wastes of human flesh.

  3. On 9/3/2010 at 4:32 AM, Spitfire15 said:

    B_As_In_Faggot.

    There is the Banach I remember. Come post here @Spitfire15

     

    I already made a huge post on fb years ago about what I wanted to happen to My human body once My consciousness departs to it's infinite origins once more. Yet given one of the components has been sacrificed in protest of hookers using money as a tool to denigrate the value of sex I shall refrain from restating it here.

     

    I will state for the record that "Heaven" as I concieve it is devoid of cigarettes and the retarded fiends who smoke them, with Police non-existent as well as anyone who exists within My Heavenly domain is able to be trusted implicitly with all that is "Ours" as nothing is "mine" or "yours" in such a place, unlike this Earth where resources are pillaged and raped from the ground by companies and individuals aka "miners" who view everything as being "mine", when the truth is they are just parasitic leches whom have appeared in this Purgatory to delineate Me and the purity of My soul from theirs.

     

    The above is My litmus test as to whether I am in Heaven, Hell. or Purgatory, and given I am surrounded by mostly greedy cunt "miners" who use the common resources of this Earth we all have equal ownership of to financially subjugate their fellow man and woman by distorting financial markets with inflation and creating a two tier economy, I will state that I view death as a welcome reprieve from the financial chains which bind Me from existing as I chose to with people who aren't envious, jealous, pieces of shit trying to cut Me down with their entire being of collective efforts.

     

     

  4. 32 minutes ago, Schnitzel said:

    @Mauler5150you get the shirt mate?

    I've been away for a bit so not sure if you knew it was coming..

     

     

     

    Yeah Bro, made a thread about it and everything.

     

    Cheers Man, I am keeping it for special occassions given it's vintage, but may head to My Mums place and give it a wear as I am currently figuring out My options of what to do all weekend given My van can't drive for more than 5 minutes without blowing coolant everywhere once it hits operating temp due to the water pump.

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  5. On 4/3/2024 at 9:18 AM, mr.yuck said:

    This has got to be the 90est tshirt ever. I can't believe Jordan let the put Culkin in Reebok pumps.Screenshot_20240402-211049-821.png.9145412056411ac047b2e18fe1dd1eab.png

    Those Bordeauxs were the first Jordans I had as a kid and the only retro re-release I was pissed about not getting.

  6. On 3/25/2024 at 7:45 AM, Swindle said:

    i forget how to link pictures

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    I had the Commo SS sedan equivalent in the green colour changing paint.

     

    EL XRs were a lot more squirrelly & lighter feeling to drive than their VS competition though.

  7. On 4/16/2024 at 10:52 PM, DETO said:

    It'll be on Max soon enough, I believe they are the exclusive streaming home for A24. I think it's a movie that needs to be seen in a theater tho, just for the score alone. The sounds of the gunshots are scary. The needle drop on Say No Go was fucking epic. 

     

    @misteraven

    I would disagree this is a movie better left to streaming as it was wayyyyyy less intense to Me than Monkey Man.

     

    Also I fucked up above as Monkey Man is about Hanuman but touches on the concept of the 3 IDs of Brahman and all I can say is Hinduism is wayy too confusing.

     

    But seriously though, I thought Civil War was tame, but this could be reflective of the fact My day to day existence is way more intense given I stand inches from cars flying past at retarded speeds and have had a couple breakdowns on the highway where I was pounded by 100kmh sonic booms for hours from cars flying past. I will state that Spiderman girl had the happy ending as the dead inside look she sports at the start of the movie and the atrocities witnessed only left one outcome there IMO.

  8. On 4/16/2024 at 10:48 PM, misteraven said:


    Indeed, not what we expected. Didn’t really trust Hollywood to pull this off without totally fucking it up. Honestly expected 90 minutes of propaganda or some virtue signaling crap. Would have loved to see a bit more “human” story of the average Joe caught up in the mess, but suppose that would probably take too long to get into. Ultimately, it’s a story focusing on journalists and some ethical shit they have to deal with, to paint the picture of a fucked up situation that I suppose is a reflection of the challenges everyone went through, but yeah. Wasn’t preachy, wasn’t propaganda and definitely a scary glimpse at where things might end up if we keep on the path we’re on. 
     

    Worth the cost of entry for sure and no doubt will jump to streaming soon if you don’t want to spend the money. 

    Watching this now based on your review.

     

    Can either choose to spend whatever free funds on drugs and whores or continue to make Hollyweird Jew pedos richer. 

     

    I have chosen the later option today as at least you get what you pay for with the Jews whereas whores just ask for more and more money offering less and less in return.

     

    What a f-ed up world we exist within.

  9. Other than Killz Fillz and @ndvhave we all turned into a bunch of broccoli haired TPWFs around here leaving this gold uncommented on?

     

    These aren't actually from the 90s, yet anyone who appreciates the VHS aesthetic over 8k count the pores on an asshole that most media is produced in these days should find this shit funny, otherwise I might have to take the advice in this clip and rid the world of those adorned wjth Tiktoker perms once and for all.

     

     

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  10. On 4/12/2024 at 9:12 PM, LUGR said:


    Enjoy! Please give us a full review if you can.

     

    thanks

    Was as great as everyone in this thread said. Is based around the take of Brahman and is effectively a love story dedicated to God as the one who fights for love and hates how money corrupts and those with it seem to abuse their power. 

     

    Whilst this part may seem crazy, for the first time ever I Had the entire cinema to Myself, other than the shadow demons which attacked Me in sync with some of the fight scenes. I seriously had to unbutton My shirt and left the cinema in a sweat and almost got to the point whereby I have broken My binds that chain Me and I almost cN do a full split. I wasn't even on drugs, yet this happened around the time of the drug scene which powers him up, almost like the multiverse doped Me up from another dimension.

     

    I advise anyone who likes stylistic cinema and appreciates action to go watch it, as it really has a unique aesthetic compared to anything else I have seen and the pacing is incredible. The fact the theater was empty makes Me worried that they will fail to produce films like this, yet at the same time I was able to experience how fuxking stupid it would be for Me to have one of those Mega Mansions with a real home cinema all to MySelf like one sees on Producer Michael's Youtube.

     

    The funniest part was seeing him deal with his female "boss",  prior to the credits which said the film was directed by Dev Patel. I won't dox the comedy there, yet if anyone knows the role of Mr Patel in Peep Show they may get why I found it comedic.

     

    Apologies if I left this reviee a little vague as I encourage you to go watch it on the big screen as you won't be disappointed, especially if the multiverse converges for you as it did for Me.

     

    Edit - I should add that I left the theater in tears as the ending being the revelation of it being a love story made Me cry. And now I re-read My post I made prior to seeing it, I laugh at Me referencing My love nature and if you watch the movie and pay attention you will understand why this movie was like autobiographical to Me & My own life in so many ways. Happy to explain more once you have seen it.

     

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  11. Smithers O'Neal is the Man.

     

    This is the funniest content I have found online in years and is perhaps the best comedy Youtube has to offer.

     

    I am sure some people here may ebjoy this content and believe these videos to be worthy of their own thread as opposed to being lost in one of the other Youtube or Gen Discussion threads.

     

     

     

    And for My fellow /nohomo advocates

     

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  12. On 4/8/2024 at 12:53 PM, DETO said:

    Just got back from watching Monkey Man with my son. Had a lot of fun. Balls to the wall action from the jump and the movie flew by…

    Off to watch this now based on the advice  in this thread.

     

    Need to take My mind off impending doom so watching someone else fight as I can't due to My love nature is hopefully able to help.

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  13. 14 hours ago, LUGR said:

    Thats’s awesome!! @Schnitzelis the man!

     

    What’s the story of Mad Dog?

    Local legend of Midland and Perth, presumed schitzo by most but apparently extremely intelligent.

     

    Rides his push bike with no shoes everywhere and pretty much uses madness as a way of telling people to keep away, a tactic I may wind up trying at some point due to having to work in aforementioned suburb and not finding some of the locals as the types I want anywhere near Me.

     

    My Mum reckons he used to just pull up at red lights next to cars muttering stuff and scare the shit out of people in Vic Park, so he gets around, and he got some social media fame years back as said clip shows.

  14. On 4/3/2024 at 12:28 AM, ndv said:

    I am trying to understand for what tho, what does the music industry have to gain from this, extorting his music rights or something.

     

    Maybe I am not understanding something. 

    This pretty much makes the case that sees MJ as innocent.

     

    Think I posted here before but the fact he got too much power and control in this world of cubts that seek to chop down those that get too high in whatever domain or arena threatens whatever "control" someone (or some org) claims to have.

     

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  15. Thanks @Schnitzelfor sending Me a reunion shirt which I can now confirn reciept of after a day which saw Me heading beachward only to have fate preclude Me from getting where I intended with My van, only having been serviced yesterday,

    deciding to not allow Me to leave the suburb I work from.

     

    So this thread is My attempt to offset and to combat the pessimistic view I have of this world at times by being recognisant of those whose altruistic deeds see them give with the intent of being loved and valued in a way that money will never be able to substitute as the currency of exchange.

     

    Also shoutout to @Some1for helping Me with My ESTA visa last time I was visiting the USA as another act by a forum member that will always see 12oz as My favourite internet community of all.

     

    So yeah, if someone on this forum or in real life has helped you out in some way or been generous with their time and energy in the same way My new mechanic friend (and friend of the infamous "Maddog" as featured below) Adrian did last night with teaching Me about My van's mechanics, then use this thread to shout them out.

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  16. 20 minutes ago, fat ralphy said:

    Bro - I think the patch is a fitting look, the earring too.

     

    You are telling me there is a gas leak and these fucking morons are lighting up cigs.

     

    Jesus. 

    Exactly My sentiments.

     

    My 12oz patch on My hat bypasses the ban that has been applied here to those who would usually patch jackets to designate gang affliation, as they are forbidden to enter licenced premises. As a result they have taken to wearing Vegas/LA/Oakland Raiders caps as their way of signifying alliances according to the West Australian newspaper, and I am just making a joke about it as I think it is funny.

     

    I now feel super sick though so this weekend will be spent relaxing.

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