DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz

friday: cash a check meet up with shady people get stoked waste some time making money meet up with the girlfriendo play play play saturday: drive girlfriend to work take her car and go "shopping" in the day pick her up and go see 300 on the imax who knows from there sunday: who knows... new smyrna beach???

to remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they became drug dealers.

Ok... close, but here's the breakdown. In the world of the Goodlums (10mg), there are many characters, but the main characters are guppies and starfish. In the first panel, the starfish is telling the guppie that he's worried about him (hence the "!"), but the guppie is saying that he needs to go cop some pills. the sign is actually a code that if deciphered would have given you the info you needed to score oxycontin in sf *in the tenderloin) "E.J. ... 20+80=7" which back in 2002 broke down to a hidden code saying that if you go to Eddy and Jones(E.J.), spent $20 (which was the street rate in the TL back in 2002) you would get an oc80 and "=7" simply met that you;d be high and happy. The next panel, the starfish is basically saying, "don't go or you could die!" and the guppie reples by saying "oh well, i wan't to die" (thats what the skull word bubbles are for) The third panel is the guppy saying that he's outta pills, sad and pissed off. The starfish is pleading with him from across the land (and the moon is a percocet) Fourth panel is showing that he obviouslly copped some pills and is so high that he's in bed sweating and sleeping... Fifth panel shows that oh shit maybe he's not sleeping... and the skull leaving his body is his spirit leaving his shell of a body behind (because he's overdosing) The final panel is the oxycontin octopus squeezing the life out of the guppie as he's overdosing in his sleep,

nice! i haven't seen that in a while... you have any more of my stuff that you could send me? alot of my old work is gone forever (or so i thought) due to lack of properly backing it up on disk.

neither. more along the lines of norman®, however... if you would like to get technical. the goodlums® comics (aka 10mg®) were all drawn directly with ink no pencil and no pre planning... just drawn when i was under the influence... and norman®, is actually the name of the daily comic i draw that i'm still in the process of working on getting syndicated. the comics that are going to be published in the new yorker are gag comics. you know... single panel comics with no border and no dialog bubbles... just a typed caption and gray washed with water color and ink. pick up a copy of the new yorker and you'll have an idea.

i was going to say recieve a blumpkin. :lol:

i invented the updated mexican shower. :mexican:

but for now, i'm going to sleep because i gotta be up in like 4 hours.

yeah. I'm going to kinkos in a few hours to scan some stuff because my computer at home is jacked up, but I'm actually going to create a myspace page just for my comics this week.

the real icing on the cake will be once i have a handful published in the magazine, and can lace a slick cover and add that to my repertoire.

in the new yorker magazine! i'll know what issue they're going to be in within the next few days woo hoo!

damn... what a shitty situation the ending had... the dude ryan fucked up and got kicked outta rehab and then checked into another one, only to leave a month later for his girl... but at least his dad(stepfather whatever) quit drinking. so i guess its good and bad. but i really hope that ryan dude cleans up... he reminds me alot of myself and it's kinda sad to see that sorta outcome.

what the fuck! this kids mom just fuckin gave him $40 and DROVE him to his friends house to score some oc's?! my mom would fucking shoot me in the face before she did that shit. and i'm thankful that i never had a mom who was an enabler. this is a great episode though. extremely entertaining in my eyes. it hit's very close to home.

im watching the new episode right now... i missed it earlier because i was at dinner... but fuck, if i can get over how annoying it is to hear this kid constantly calling oc's, "oxy," i think i will be stoked because it is fucking insane how similar my story is with this kid. we both look similar, we dress the same, we have the same sorta family, live in the same kinda house, same addiction and my friends look like his. fuckin wild. i just can't get over how much this fool overacts fucking running in his house like a dufus to bang one 80... gimme a break. but the similarities of this episode are eerily almost over-familiar. feels like watching myself about 10 months ago. this is the best episode i've seen yet.

what a shame. dude is in jail right now shaking his head thinking, "if we didn't have tweakers involved...they would have never led the fuzz to our loot!"

third picture down is nice.

dude, you're a fucking immature retard. because i said an old dude is classic and cool looking you gotta try to be funny? go fucking do some html coding or go play fucking video games you fag.

luke wilson wearing safety orange crocs. priceless.

your dad is a classic looking dude. for real. tell him he looks cool.

'fairyboy'? haha i haven't heard that word since highschool...

-67- ... you know some of my niggas? i'm usin the word "niggas" because i'm listening to fuckin brotha lynch~... "its EBK everyday all day to the day i day im creepin in yo set with a mini mack 10 A-R-1-5. " but yeah freddy used to own meta skateboards on the hill in boulder... and dude with bbgun and oc's is LAZER fuckin loc'd out kid who shreds!

Friday - -woke up at noonish watching basketball on tv -pick up vitamins -stoked -swimming on overcast day -draw -paint -zoom zoom boom shakalaka you know how it is... Saturday - -wake up semi early and throw on some mesh shorts and a white t... get in the whip and turn on some reagan youth. -drive to kinkos -do some biz at kinkos -meet up with bad news -lunch -go back home change -meet up with my girl -go out -who knows from there... Sunday - - wake up early zooooooooooted! - brunch it up and continue to fight the hangover - go see 300...awesome - go to the mall and get some new gear - go out to dinner then back to my spot to watch prison break on dvd and chill with my girl... BONUS #1 - currently listening to while typing this It's EBK everyday all day to the day i die... im creepin through your set with a mini mac 10 AR-1-5. BONUS #2 - your favorite type of primate niggers

im pretty sure that at that point, it would increase in hilarity.

brotha lynch "rest in piss"

i bet they ALL party... they just don't want to invite you because you are simply nothing more than an insignificant little bandaid.