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  1. Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! is that new? i dont remember you having a dog...... kinda has the same face as one of mine....
  2. Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! nice pussy!!!! im in the process of tryin to convince wifey that we need a kitten or two......
  3. ilb maybe the dead black guy in the room can help you... hes into the audio stuff and what not..... i have very basic needs when it comes to music burning and do most of my listening right on the computer, so im not really sure...... (i been dranking a bit mymelf)
  4. to do what youre tryin to do would also require a cd player that recognized all those files too though...... unless youre just going computer to computer... in which case would a flash drive be more practical? or cant you just burn a 'data' disc as opposed to an audio disc?
  5. i dont even know how to do that in xp...... <-----retard rock oner....
  6. wouldnt you be better off looking for a program that can convert anything and then burning them once youve got em in the desired format?
  7. CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL This has got to be one of the funniest things I've heard of in a long time I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true phone call from the Word Perfect Help line, which was transcribed from a Recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause." This is actual Dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee. Now know why they record these conversations! "Ridge Hall computer assistance; May I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away." "Went away?" "They disappeared." "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "It's blank, it won't accept anything when I type." "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?" "How do I tell?" "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?" "What's a sea-prompt?" "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?" "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type." "Does your monitor have a power indicator?" "What's a monitor?" "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?" "I don't know." "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?" "Yes, I think so." "Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall." "Yes, it is." "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?" "No ." "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable." "Okay, here it is." "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer." "I can't reach." "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?" "No." "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?" "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark." "Dark?" "Yes, the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window." "Well, turn on the office light then." "I can't." "No? Why not?" "Because there's a power failure." "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?" "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet." "Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from." "Really? Is it that bad?" "Yes, I'm afraid it is." "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?" "Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
  8. not up to me.... employers $$$... employers call....
  9. >insert over my head smiley< good...... ima be out on the road doing service on shit for my company now m-f so ima have to cut back on my 12ozing..... until i get a laptop with some sprint internet shit...
  10. AD? edit: welcome back, btw..... how was your little hiatus?
  11. yeah.. ended up having to create a new profile for them on that pc.... had to bump it off the domain and the put it back on first.... wasnt much too back up so i just said fuck it and let them re-do their own favorites and shit..... any idea what specifically could have caused this problem? weird shit has been happening there lately...... i had to recreate a POP3 mail account for someone in outlook that had been previously working with no problems.... i double and triple checked the way it was set up and it was fine but it wouldnt find the incoming server for shit..... then i recreated using the exact same everything and it worked perfectly.... only thing i can think is i overlooked a typo somewhere, but how the fuck would that have changed on its own?
  12. im fucking stuck.... one of the users on the network here cant log on to their profile on the machine that they always sit at.... but i can log on as any other user on their machine.... and i can log on to other machines using their account???? wtf????? xp pro... sbs2k3....
  13. device manager...... edit: casek, i went with the AMD's... thanks...... how you doing with that access shit? i talked to my friend about those other shits..... he still hasnt received the package i sent him (snail mail... cuz hes on dial-up) so he hasnt installed shit yet...
  14. check out the marketing plan pro though.... might have something.... my money is still on access though too...
  15. ms access maybe? one of my friends started messing with business plan pro and marketing plan pro... i can ask him how they are working out and see if theyll do what you need.......
  16. is the vista viewer thing a photo editing thing too? cuz when you open a gif in something like photoshop all you get is one frame.... i have no clue cuz i havent fucked with vista yet, im just tryina think of shit it might be..... right click and hit preview? idfk?
  17. are you sure the gif file is ok? ive had gifs that didnt save properly for whatever reason...
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