Theo Huxtable.

IF YOU DO NOT BARBEQUE ON MEMORIAL DAY, THEN YOU ARE NOT A TRUE AMERICAN. ALSO, I WILL HAVE TO QUESTION YOUR SEXUALITY.

I HAD THAT FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH SEVERAL YEARS AGO. ITS "AIIGHT." MORE OF A NOVELTY. I THOUGHT THEY STOPPED MAKING THAT SHIT TOO.

YOU MUST NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THE ATL. COLLEGE PARK IS AN ATLANTA "SUBURB," BUT NOT A NICE FRIENDLY ONE. FOR EXAMPLE, COMPTON IS A SUBURB OF LOS ANGELES. TRUE STORY.

MEET ME IN THE VICINITY OF PLACES WHERE DRUG DEALS ARE CARRIED OUT; WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT MEET ME IN THE SHOPPING CENTERS, SPECIFICALLY THE FOODCOURT IN FRONT OF THE STARBUCKS, I WILL BE THE ONE WITH THE MOCHA LATTEE; WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT MEET ME IN THE DANCE CLUBBING VENUE, WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT ANYWHERE YOU PLAN ON MEETING ME, IT'S GUARANTEED WE WILL BE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL COMBAT

NIGGERS ARE IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO MY FACE ALMOST EVERY DAY THEY CONTINUE TO POSE NUMEROUS QUESTIONS, IN REGARDS TO MY PLACE OF RESIDENCE, LIKE "JOC, WHERE DO YOU STAY?" I TELL THEM COLLEGE PARK, GEORGIA, A SUBURB OF ATLANTA, WHERE THEY REMOVE THE ROOF OF CARS I EAT 20,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF EXPENSIVE, LAVISH CUISINES AND ALSO SPEND THE SAME AMOUNT ON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AT THE BAR

IF YOU WERE AT GLIKO'S GYM WITH THAT ATTITUDE HE WOULD ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU IN THE THROAT.

ONCE AGAIN BACK IT'S THE INCREDIBLE! I SAW THIS FIGHT. I WAS PULLIN FOR GRACIE. I FELT SORRY FOR GRACIE MAN, HE WAS LOOKIN ALL CALM AND COLLECTED LIKE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING. HE DIDNT SEEM NEARLY AS AGGRESSIVE AS MATT HUGHES. THE REF DID THE RIGHT THING BY STOPPING THE FIGHT BECAUSE GRACIE WASN'T EVEN DEFENDING HIMSELF.

EVERYONE IS NOT AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU. I DONT WANNA BE RUDE AND EMBARRASS THE WOMAN. I DONT EVEN USE THE EXERCIZE BIKE. ONLY THE TREADMILLS, WEIGHTS, BASKETBALL COURT, AND SWIMMING POOL. TRUE STORY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds_YD6RCJkQ

EVISU IS OVERPRICED. SOME OF THEIR JEANS ARE 400-700 DOLLARS. FOR ONE PAIR. A PAIR OF EVISU JEANS FOR 200 IS CONSIDERED LOWPRICE. THERE IS NOTHIN BETTER ABOUT EVISU THAN REGULAR GOOD QUALITY JEANS. EVENTUALLY PEOPLE WILL CATCH UP AND REALIZE THAT SHIT IS JUST A NOVELTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDzb7g95q74

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eROlN3K_dOY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzyVYlFBFbU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW1GPwLb1ko

I THOUGHT ABOUT MAKING OATMEAL THIS MORNING. BUT I DIDN'T. SO I POURED CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH INTO A BOWL AND FILLED IT WITH NONFAT MILK. IT'S THE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH WITH 75% LESS SUGAR THAN THE REGULAR CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. PLANS FOR THE DAY: HEAD TO THE GYM, WORKOUT COME BACK IN TIME TO WATCH THE MIAMI HEAT BITCHSLAP THE PISS-STAINS WATCH THE UFC TONIGHT IN ROYCE GRACIE'S RETURN WHILE EATING SOME PIZZA THAT I GET AT SOME YUPPIE PART OF TOWN (WHEAT DOUGH, THIN CRUST, TOMMATOES, LOWFAT CHEESE, BASIL, OLIVES, GREEN PEPPERS)

OOOH I THINK THEY LIKE ME, BETTA YET I KNOOW LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DO' NIGGAZ KNOW MY CREW, WE CERTIFIED STARS READY IN THE FRONT, BOUT 35 CARS BITCHES IN THE BACK BLACK BEAMER COUPS GIRLS LIKE GIRLS TIME TO RECRUIT IF YA GOT A PROBLEM SAY IT TO MY FACE WE CAN KNUCKLE UP ANY TIME ANY PLACE

NIGGAZ IN MY FACE DAMN NEAR 'ER DAY ASKIN A MILLION QUESTIONS LIKE "JOC WHERE YA STAY" TELL 'EM COLLEGE PARK WHERE THEY CHOP CARS EAT 20 GRAND SPEND A GRAND AT THE BAR

I ROCK A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT OR A LONG SLEEVE SHIRT YA FREESTYLE'S NICE BUT YA SONGS NEED WORK

ALRIGHT IM AT THE GYM AND THIS WOMAN IN SOME SPANDEX PANTS IS ON THE EXERCIZE BIKE AND AFTER ABOUT 30-45 MINUTES ON IT, SHES DONE, BUT SHES GOT ALL THIS BUTTSWEAT ON HER ASS AND LEAVES ALL THIS BUTTSWEAT ON THE SEAT WITHOUT WIPING IT. SHE DOES IT EVERYTIME. AND THEN RECENTLY THIS DUDE SAT RIGHT IN HER BUTTSWEAT WITHOUT KNOWING.

TRUE STORY.

PRETTY LAME IF YOU LOOK AT THE BIGGER PICTURE. DOES POSTING WITH A DIFFERENT NAME ON THE NET REALLY MAKE LIFE "SUCK?" I COULD PICTURE FATALIST SLITTING HER WRISTS HAD SHE HAD TO REGISTER A NEW NAME. LOL

"IF IT AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT." WISE MAN ONCE SAID

OH YEAH AND I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE VACATIONED PURELY BECAUSE OF THE WEATHER. MAYBE HE/SHE KNOWS SOMEBODY THERE OR JUST LIKES TRAVELING.

FLORIDA HAS A LOT OF PUERTO RICAN, CUBANS, DOMINICANS, AND HAITIANS. CALIFORNIA HAS THE MEXICANS. BUT SERIOUSLY CALI RULES. FUCK THE HATERS.