Bob Saget

yo that shit is probly made smelly and slimy and shit that is grrosssssss it couldnt have felt that good

what a fuckin retard !!!! HOT BUTTER what a fuckin idiot and he would be a petafile anyway what a bitch

did they say if the sheep was hot ?

rental is a EMO !!!!!!!!!

Ok there would be way to many threads made about how gay emos are so just put it all here and talk shit about those homos emos are gay

there should just be one emo topic called the official " I hate emo's thread"

yo next time i see one of those emo fags im gonna kick it in the face and shave its fuckin head give it some military haircut shit. those kids parents are crazy if my kid was ever like that i would kick his ass so bad he wouldnt even know he had hair

this should just be changed into the official "make fun of emo's" thread

HAHA :haha: hell yeh those emo kids are such fags. i tried making a thread like this on bombing science but they closed it. those emo kids are all tryin to be sad and shit and they try to cover one eye like they are in some chinese cartoon

who ever invented google must be maaaaaaaaaaddddd rich

get him a bunch of midget strippers and some guy strippers to piss him off

damn she better not get too skinny more cushion for the pushin baby !!

BOB SAGET Who is Bob Saget? He's God, Silly!!! Besides being Lord of all the known Universe, Bob Saget has had a very distinguished career in Hollywood as well... Bob Saget is best known as the star of ABC's "Full House" for eight seasons and as the host of "America's Funniest Home Videos." Unfortunately, these shows were not able to show Lord Saget for who he really is: the dirtiest and, by far, funniest man alive (as anyone who has ever seen his stand-up routine can surely vouch). It was only because of Lord Saget's Godly powers that the Olsen Twins were able to become as popular as they are today; for without the guidance of a supreme being, they would probably be working the pole at some strip club! Saget also executive produced and starred in "Father and Scout" in 1995, a presentation of "The ABC Family Movie." In 1990, he wrote, directed and starred in the one-hour special, "In the Dream State," which earned him a Cable ACE nomination for directing. Saget also directed the movie "Dirty Work," a hilarious movie starring Norm Macdonald. He has also made numerous TV appearances, including "The Tonight Show," "Late Show With David Letterman," "Saturday Night Live", "The Larry Sanders Show," "Late Night," and "Comic Relief," a cause that is very close to his heart. He has also made cameo appearances in movies such as "Dumb and Dumber" and "Half Baked," in which he played a dick sucking coke head (surely one of his better roles). Raised in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania; Norfolk, Virginia; Encino, California, and, of course, Heaven, Saget built his foundation in entertainment by performing and writing stand-up comedy, which he has pursued for almost 30 years. He supported himself during the early days of his career with stand-up gigs at The Comedy Store and The Improv, studying with acting coach Darryl Hickman for five years and spending a year with the Groundlings Workshops. He also toured with many top musical acts, playing at such venues as Carnegie Hall and the main showrooms of Las Vegas, Lake Tahoe and Atlantic City. After moving to New York in 1987, he began a six-month stint as co-host of "The Morning Program," with Mariette Hartley and Rolland Smith, where he produced and directed his own videos daily. In 1986, Saget co-starred in the Richard Pryor film, "Critical Condition," directed by Michael Apted. Saget began making eight-millimeter movies from age nine through graduation from Temple University's film school in 1978. Before coming to Los Angeles, he earned a Student Academy Award for writing, directing and editing the documentary short, "Through Adam's Eyes." Later that year, the short was exhibited at FILMEX, the Los Angeles Film Festival.

my name is bob saget and i dont give a shit if you bought a dodge cuz im a postwhore

my cousin just got that shit for me it kept fuckin mine up cuz i kept ignoring it now it is fine