Deptronik

sleezy lawyer pops or not. she would deffinately get the "every inch and hole is a new way for you to gather my specimen" treatment. oh yes.

i once reached for a coca cola. and semi-accidentally grabbed some co-worker titty. Me= face forward concentrating on keepin the ticket orders moving, her behind me being a slob and stealing foodfrom the line, me reach behind to where soda was...she was semi hunched over the line grabbin the tapers and onions, and squish quish. i grabbed some good ol left side tittay.

...hmm, i'm supprised seeking hasn't called it already. usualy right about now he'd be poppin up with a " I call MALARKEY!" assisted with a picture of hatred, and laughs. on another note, i don't believe family matters belong on the ch.0 but word, if it was mild or not. a heart attack is a heart attack, it doesn't 'just happen sometimes' like a cold or cough. he does in fact have some health issue. if you're gonna be a good-son-in-law. help him out, and try to make him forget that you are poking his princess.

a nice quality breakfast to wake up to.

Re: I want to see you, yet again *Quote BloodFart* -Remember this. Drinking alone. Double fisting Sparks. Back when people would try to call me out on my man hands. Not knowing that I don't care. Honestly, i miss the bloodfart hair appreciation thread. bloodfart = teh rad. and im iss living in texas, and i just noticed her tat. i hella miss "shaddy grove" this weird ass place to eat near austin i believe? weird.

well, not too sure if this is ironic, fucked up or funny. or a combination of all three. on an episode of "The First 48" in texas, the episode where dude burns his girls' body in her car. the homeless guy who they question if he seen anything. well they go to his 'house'/under a bridge. and basically, there was a shitload of Half Dead handstyles, couple o throw ups and other shit. check it out

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haha, i tihnk those were printed in 99 or so? considering how 'trendy' the scene is in the state okininam and i live in...its' practically vintage. and yes sneak, happy 10millionth make noob feel dumb log off never return post! but word, if y'all hate DETR 7th Letter HOD and ASALT TE ASK GM dissing some of their super early sketches turned shirts, is doing just that, hating them. personally, i think the 'sickest' shirts i own and have seen. have nothing to do with graff. in fact, most of them don't even have printwork on 'em.

fucking deterrant, soo coooool yeah!? you can go to Paia, Hana, thosand crossings, the abandon shores of the east, but completely forget to eat at my resturant! hahahaha. when you come back, i'm forcing you to make a reservation, and yes, expect "stric-9 in the quacamole!" *Milton voice - from office space*

deterrant! glad you had a good time bro. but remember, there's other islands. i think if you enjoyed maui that much. perhaps kaui might spark a further intrest in outdoorsy, forest finding shit. and yes, i believe I told you 16 was legal....and don't front. you KNOW that prostitute was 16! "stay ripe like on fawkin mango bullei!"

1st off, congradulations! a new chapter, well..more like, the introduction to all the next chapters in life for a few decades! a child deffinately changes 99% of the parents, so i hope things go well for you and yours of course. on another note. hope its a boy! that way you can reaaaaaaaaally add to the 12oz legacy. you can start loggin on..making posts as : "eh brah, howzit, i stay dog da bounty hunta, dis is my son, leland! ...i smell ice"

Update: Well, i didn't get to fire him. but he did finally get caned. good fuckin times. i'd post a pic of him, but he recently changed his profile to 'private' and made his default pic, to his truck. wich i find ridiculously hilarious. he has wal-mart spinners on a nissan p.o.s. no joke. .....good fuckin times.

well fuck-o's. wish me luck, i'm on my first break from work this morning and felt like updating this shit on a good note. apparently the smelly'tard i was complaining about, might have his protection pulled. word just got in today, the owners' gettin a divorce, meaning captain stinkymore, as an in-law, might not be intouchable now. as the sous chef, i really hope somehow they give me the 'duty' or shall i say 'pleasure' of firing this bafoon who can't fit a uniform apron. seriously, keep them fingers crossed.

ma didn't really expect shit for mothers day, after all, i pay her mortgage and car payments. so word, she was a bit stunned at the fact i still got her flowers and a trip to the spa. meh, it was the wifeys' idea, it worked.

i mentioned hot retard violations.....you are the sad fuckers wanting to try n dress up a piece of shit and bring it in public, hahahaha. linkin park sucks, but i'm starting to think a debate thread should be opened on the subject of hott retards.

and i'm thinking arby's! (sorry, reminded me of their new commercial compaign) but yes, bloodfart pretty much i gotta agree with, seems to have a good taste for just about everything. for fucks sake, i've yet to see her fall off point so far.

elaborate on this, since you're probably posting it as a comical-negative. ubt a hot retard. i see nothing negative about that. lets think about this. hot retard. you know what that means? ...free for all in the butt category, and you'll never have to pay child support of wrost comes to worst. ...think about it! on another note, its weird, linkin park, some of their lyrics are infact quite kraft natural sharp cheddar cheesy, but it tends to be delivered very catchy. that kid has a catchy voice when he sings and even sometimes when he gets 'tough' and whales. its nice. but not metal. but decent. but at the same time....they're more of a weird "i wish i were hip hop, but i graduated from art center so i can be coolest guy EVER oner" turned weak-metal? but...can't lie, some of their shit is catchy. it throws me off, having a catchy song on the radio, slightly singing along, turning to the left to see a car piled full of teenagers singing along to the fullest like it was their anthem........kind of a weird moment. but, to each their own taste. If you haven't caught on. i DISLIKE this band. but they're commercially catchy.

nice! it sounded so proper, it almost didn't pass as a "i would like to see your kin in the nudity!" kinda line. close! but still nice.

there's 5 bar/resturant combos' in my area. however, i attend none of them. new law in the state is "no smoking in ANY enclosed area of public" so all resturants, bars, clubs, ect ect no longer accept smoking. wich is terrible, because it just feels right, a cold one in the left hand, a smoke in the right. right?!

same deal with the loser i gotta put up with. they can't fire him because he's the owners' nephews cousin or some bullshit.

So here's the deal, everyone has that one or more co-worker(s) they just can't handle. You know the one, that one that either is lazy, irritating, naggs, whines, never shows up on time or sometimes at all sorta deal. After working in so many resturants, i've had more than a few. But i know just about everyone else with a job has a co worker, to whom all they wish to do, is to dunk that chumps head into a pile of fecies while providing swift kicks to the genital region. So here's my dedication to you, worthless co-worker. Well here's a thread, where everyone can complain, share stories yadda yadda of that special co-worker(s) from hell. Beats going nuts on the job and getting put in 'sensitivity class' right? So here's my current problem. I got this line cook, who neeeeeeever fucking shows up on time, always juices the time clock to make up for the fact of coming in late. Does a piss poor job and fucks with way too many peoples' food. Basically, the guys' just a fucking slob too. No diss to the 'big' people. but this dude is like, 5'6 and 300+lbs. so its' almost like dealing with a giant oompa loompa too. the fucker takes up two stations on the line and always falls off point, not to mention he always smells like a foot thats been burroughed deep deep deep deep inside of a sweaty ass, after marinated in an albacore milkshake. fuckin terrible. so by all means, those of you who are stuck in your job, with a person you can't stand. Feel free to post. and if you're one of the few fucks who works with all people you get along with. Fuck your mother.

the favellas would deffinately make most 'ghetto' americans think twice about their excuses of being a 'product of my environment' i visited cuba a few years back, now that place has some 3rd world country slums, yet amazingly, everyone there was hella nice and very warming.

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i can't stand cloves or clove related brands. i used to be all about newports. but for the lsat two years, i don't know how or why i switched, but tis all non-menthol for me now. and i ain't picky. wichever brand, marlboro, parlliment, camel, wichever is buy-one, get-one at the local bodega (they have that a lot here)

...i still cant......nope. i just, still can not believe he was wearing a sombrero and matching colors and... naaaah. i know i saw it...but i still just can't believe it.