where to start??? A couple years ago I was painting a roller on a rooftop in Chicago. When I was done i stepped back to look at it, and I accidentally took one step too far. I fell two stories and landed on my back, the worst part was my hand landed on an empty beer bottle, which shattered upon impact and cut the shit out of the top of my left hand. My hand has so many scars on it that it looks like a roadmap. I was unconscious for about three hours, and when I woke up I had some bum staring at me.
My friend fell through a skylight on the roof off a laundromat, he wasn't injured that bad (a sprained ankle), but the alarm was going off, so he had to break the window before the cops came.
Another nameless individual fell off a roof near the train, and a railroad spike went through his foot. ouch.