EnimeeOne
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'When did you find out your gay' About the same time I realised my cock was in your anal passage..
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Ive been travelling for the last year, now im back in my home town I cant tone it down to an normal level again. Every weekend I have said, 'Yo im only haveing a few tonight , it will be low key' then I have a few drinks, and afew more and a few more and a few more then shit gets crazy! Last night I had the bouncer by the throat and was trying to take on some other fuckers too. Doing pretty well I might add. The previous week I had my pants down walking around the club an when someone thought it was funny and pulled there nuts out I gave the bloke a big kick in the testicals. hahhah The week before I got trashed and started tasering my unsuspecting friends etc.. This has got to end! Not to mention all the drunk driving an shit thats been goin down! Im either going to have to preimpose a few drink limit early in the night or im going to get arrested or somthing.. WTF!!! Post your weekend warrior storys...... blammmm
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This one does :)
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60 odd? Who knows. For the dudes that can name all the girls they have smashed, your either gay, lying or dont drink.
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Hahah that song cracks me up! 'Whatcha goin to do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk' Pure gold!
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My mate was chillin , strung out after a huge night and walked to the shop to buy a random car mag, opened it and he had one a holiday somewhere cool. bam!
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Old school Jungle is where its at. I listen to http://www.jungletrain.net whenever online. If anyone has any other cool streaming jungle radio stations, hook a brother up!
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Yeah I wanted to kill heaps of times! I probly will one day. Heres my list! 1.Snore/Snaw whatever else he writes these days, for insulting my mother, cheating on my sister and putting a restraining order on me when he was repremanded for his behaviour. (Any Adelaide boys who know him,.. Talk to me) 2.My mums boyfriend. For generally being a manipulative asshole, telling my sister he would like to fuck her, saying he would smash me when he was standing behind my mum like a soft cock. (when approached later he bailed out super quick) 3.My old dealer who ripped me off 3 large. If I see that cunt again he will be kidnapped and robbed for all he is worth! 4.The 3 cunts that just tried to steal my car (literally in the last hour) I chased them for ages, but its fucked playing cat an mouse in a dark suburb with more places to hide than you could poke a stick at. At least I scared the cunts when I come up on em with a home made night stick. 5.This one fuck named Andrew Faddon, that tried to take me to court over a car accident that was totally his fault, I was a passenger in his car! Then sold me some bad meth to recuperate money he thought he was owed! Cunt!! Thats just some of the fucksticks that havent got what they are owed. Im a nice guy but I dont take shit and I am very patient when it comes to truly fucking someone who has fucked me. Be warned!
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to be honest....i'd eat all of these animals...cause alot of those birds look like they taste pretty good with a side of coleslaw and some mash'd taters. and kangaroo tastes rather good. Quoted post [/b] Kangaroo meat is very cheap and a lean source of protien. A little on the tough/chewy side though.
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Poopoosamich Ilickcpugeeksbutts thisthreadishomo homoonerock
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Yes its true, the more muscle you have the more calories that you will burn. I would recommend lifting wieghts generaly but to specificly target your love handles you need to reduce your bodyfat. Your stomach and love handles are generally the first place your body will store fat and the last place it burn it from. There are some very good fat metabolising products. One I have used is Lean system 7. Good luck mate.
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Beefeater is on point. I do a four day split. Im a bit out of shape after being OS for ages, I train for power mainly. Im down to about 97kgs now, when I left to go travelling a year ago I was about 108kgs.
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You trendy art faggot fucks make me sick! If I get over to Perth this year I will piss on everyone of your pieces I find and post the evidence.
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I did it , but fuck.. only just , It was LOOOONNNG and not really worth it. Of course they are going to say I suck and need there help .. duh
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Good thread but there was a perfectly good 'Aussie Steel' thread already. So instead of having one good thread now you get two lesser threads that will both end up sinking.
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*cough*Bullshit*cough*
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I got robbed up by Abbo's one time. If your Australian you will realise the hilarity of this situation.. hahaha
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All the laws relative to your state and this situation should be listed online somwhere. Use Google to find them and also get a lawyer. If the laws are similar to Australia/England what the bouncers have done in this case is place you under a citizens arrest. This is something ANYONE can do, but there must be just cause , otherwise the arrester can be charged with 'deprivation of liberty' which is no light weight charge, almost on par with kidnapping. Personaly I wouldnt get your hopes up too high about making money from the case, unless you want to invest ALOT of time and money into your lawyer, time off work, etc.. The fact that you where arrested by the police that night will work against you. It means they had a reasonable beleif that the bouncers actions where justified. Although, I thinkunless you do something REAALLLY stupid you have about 98.572% chance of beating the graffiti charge. I would personaly be happy with that result. Remember as innocent your crime is, it is still a crime , you choose deal with potential consequences everytime you commit the crime. My advise; regarding the police beat the charge. Regarding the bouncers , cop it sweet. my 3and a half cents.
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haha thanks for clearing that up mate..
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Spending a summer backpacking has it's similaritys. A van would be luxury compared to how I was livin for a while there.. haha Yeah an I still got chicks.. MORE THAN EVER! hahah
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Some airlines will ,if you ask. Quite often not though. Particuly if you buy cheap flights, the seats are already alocated.
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Im ALOT taller and it sucks ass. If I dont get an aisle seet so at least one leg doesnt have the circulation cut off from the knee down, I might as well stand for the whole flight, In fact I would prefer it.. God bless sedatives for a long flight.
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I fit none of these catagories.. does that make me cool?
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Bangin thread!
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hahahaa Bump for that! All of a sudden I like this guys shit ALOT more now!