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    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    Last Monday, at 8am, I rear ended a car. Right by my building. Technically my fault but fuck that bitch and her dtiving.

    Her car was fine - barely a scratch but she called 911 while screaming and crying. Psycho Asian.

    My car was wrecked but driveable.

     

    Anyway, I got a DUI. When I got released from the station, I walked from bar to bar, drinking until each bar refused to serve me.

     

    I went a week without drinking but I had a constant lump in my throat. I drank a 26er of Jameson last night in shots and woke up late for work today. The point was to gather the courage to kill myself but I guess I got too drunk and passed out.

     

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    Tell me if you think I'm talking shit, but i reckon the reason you went from

    bar to bar....is you wanted some one-liner sage advice from a bar

    man, & you never got it....lets face it, most bar staff are cunts...they are

    either are teetotalers, don't have a drinking problem, its just a job,

    they get their kicks from schadenfreude looking at you drink yourself to death,

    don't serve cause they are worried about liable legalities

    maybe 1 in 10 are drunks themselfs...they are the ones that don't refuse you.

     

    you know you could have gone straight to the store and bought

    a bottle of jack or whatever....saved a 1/4 of money...

    look ...that film leaving las vegas...he fucks of to party city

    with a suitcase full of booze to drink himself to death,

    so whats the reasoning here...its the USA for

    fuck sake get a gun blow your fuckn brains out m8...

    ...no cause he wants a self pity slow suicide...so what

    happens a bird turns up to show him her tits...great

    , in fairness, I think a good woman could be a saviour

    to some of us...thats 1 of my belief systems...not that any bitch

    would tolerate my shite right now...

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfuBREMXxts&feature=kp

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    The best thing about this thread is anyone who makes a decision to post on it has a reason,

    I.m sure there are many other reddit type sites etc where you can read the same chatter, but since 12oz kinda quieted down over the last few years you know that here is the real deal...prop all have something in common visa v the who;e creative thing...were all in the same same boat & were all floating around on the same rock in space..I reckon some of us have hard time coming to terms with that...in and amongst the other shit life throws at you.

     

    Detoxing to quickly is dangerous but not an excuse

    and again, pictures of cars..

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    yo dude sorry for being a dick..sometimes the way usa swans around the world

    with all the soldiers treatn it like its a holiday in cambodia then they comn home to their half/prop never will be restored chevy grinds your fuckn gears...who can stomach those discovery car shows...like watchn the bee dyn at the end of the summer...

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    I found one of the harder things, is when you do fall off the wagon the next 3 that run over you are destined for Cynical Ville...the fourth one is on the way to your past, that one might stop on sit on you for a while and try and crush your will...fifth one might be worth tryn to to grab on to , as its going anywhere but now....

     

    cycling is good..fit as a fucker in 6 weeks...as long as you don't bullshit yourself like you do while your on the sauce.

    and again, pictures of cars..

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    Fuckin' four door hilux... I wish those were available in the US so very much.

     

    Watching Afghanis drive the living shit out of those was impressive,

     

    Also the 4x4 diesel four door ford rangers that the border police had were fucking awesome.

     

     

    Cool story bro.

    Pray Tell, what had you in Afghanistan?

    Where you over there protecting my right to freely enjoy a McDonalds burger anytime I want?

     

    Or was it because the army will recruit anything with a fuckn' pulse?

     

    Its cool though you can have that 'talk' with your self and a bottle of Jack one day, finding peace and closure with yourself by telling yourself some cliche shit like 'we were fighting for no one but our brothers in arms' and maybe shed a little tear for a fallen comrade.

     

    Either way thanks for having my back bro.

    Movie Recommendation Thread

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Just watched Captain Phillips & its not that its slow to gather pace or that you know those negro's are gonna be on board no matter what, its the position you get placed in, 1 min you maybe like "bro if thought I was gonna get it, I'd just grab that fuckn gun, fuck it", next you realize why Tom Hanks is Captain & your not, tough he does come close to licking the mustard at the start...OK ... true story...whatever...but you know that truth has just been stretched beyond belief..esp some of the lifeboat scenes...in any case its the first film in a long time that, even though your tired & may wanna sleep, your gonna see it out till the end just like these negro's do.

    Graffiti Vid of the year!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    M8, GESER, DUDE, DOUCHE, WANKER, CUNT, PAL, BUD, BUDDY.

    I COULD BE FROM FUCKN MARS, WHO CARES , WORLD IS SHRINKING,

    & THE INDIANS ARE COMING WITH THEIR OVER POLITE DICTION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

    NO, I'M NOT FROM AUS IN ANY CASE, BUT AM GOING FOR A SURF.

     

     

    ON YER FUCKN MOMMY'S BIG SLIPPERY WET FLAPPN BEEF CURTAINS.

     

    AND SUMTHIN TELLS ME ME I'M GONNA FALL ALL THE RIGHT WAY IN TO THAT SEA OF PUSSY JUICE.

    I'LL RESURFACE THOUGH, CATCH THE BREATH...AND SHE WILL POINT ME TO MY 80'S GT BMX WITH BEAR TRAP PEDALS,

    & DEMAND ME NOT TO STOP UNTIL I BURST BOTH TYRES ALL UP INSIDE YOUR BIRTH CHAMBER.

    Graffiti Vid of the year!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    Didn't 'JE' or some other awr/msk head lose credibility cause he assaulted some random dude

    who was taggn his peice with a fuckn pen..in some old video? No excuse for that nonsense unless youre an insecure paranoid teenager. Even then your life as a douche is pretty much confirmed.

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    He is steppin his game up now!! in the hosp with acute pancreatitus.. calls me from the bed to get him weed cause they won't give him enough pain killers and his girl wont sneak in booze. I told him I give him 18 months and he said enough with the lecture are u gonna get me smoke or not?

     

     

    Don't think anyone is done for, esp if they have somebody who understands their situation better than any Doc/Therapist, like a good m8 who has been there himself..I mean why would a real Doc (not including Michael J's) ever have traveled down the rotten path. Xanax & Anti-D's do their job if left alone to do it, the one thing the Docs do know about is how long you take them for...Xana & Sleepn' Tabs should not be abused...they will get you out of a bad alcho phase...but after your out don't treat them like candy, cause then you struggle to detox from those cunts. The newest Anti-d's don't really have any real side effects..but again stick to the program, & do exactly what it says on the tin...otherwise you will be back in a fuckn hotter hell.

    Long story short...don't let the twains meet..don't mix the bastards. they each have their specific function.

    Anyway, besides gettin' para about big pharma having any Alex Jones type agenda for you

    the shits may be your only saviour. Besides your own maturity.:p

    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    & WHILE IM SPOUTING MY SELF REALIZED SAGE-ICAL SHIT. FOR ANY NEWBIES/YOUNGER DRINKERS, THE DAYS YOU START WAKING UP & HAVING THAT FIRST DRINK JUST TO STAY FUCKN SANE, NEVER MIND THE SHAKES, IS THE DAY THE MADNESS STARTS ITS HOMERUN, & THEN ONLY YOU CAN GET YOURSELF OUT.

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    Alcoholism

    in Lifestyle

    Posted

    LIFE ISN'T AS SHIT AS IT SOMETIMES APPEARS, THOUGH FOR SOME IT MAY GENUINELY BE. PROBLEM IS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE HAND YOU HAVE BEEN DEALT & DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT PLAYING THE GAME, YOUR GONNA SIT AT THE TABLE OF LIFE, FINISH YOUR WHOLE BOTTLE OF BOOZE & LEAVE A BROKE & BITTER BASTARD.

    Graffiti Vid of the year!

    in Channel Zero

    Posted

    not illegal

    sponsored paint

    high tech filming

     

    kind an ad rather than a graff video

     

    like the can spraying the white keylines around the pieces

     

    You hit the nail on the head, sums it up completely.

     

    Great can control technique yada yada easy on the eye graff.

     

    Who cares, graff has a load of diff levels... but I tought at these stage the fuckn hipsters

    would have left it alone...its really not doing the art forum any favours...in fact they are

    pretty much raping it...nobody minds the old schoolers who paid their dues likc Seen

    etc gettn paid, but let me peek a vfr tag in some real warehouse and it beats the living fuck outa any of this crap.

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