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low spark

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  1. apparently this guys insides are made of snot. FAST!!! BUTTERFLY!!! i think this guy might be gay.
  2. only because he was gonna airbrush it on his custom van first.
  3. seeking got this on a dare.
  4. naked jesus on an eagle? hhmmmm?
  5. here's an obvious spoiler: this movie is going to be just as shitty as the previous five. yawn.
  6. the freshest thing to me about quicksand was how they tried to reconcile their hardcore past with a strong interest in british pop and psychedelia. and the wicked awesome chug breakdowns.
  7. seeks - all i'm saying is you aren't allowed to act surprised when no one takes your music appreciation threads seriously. you could be singing the praises of any valid band and the only thing people are going to remember is "this is that asshole that likes lil wayne? obviously the bar is set a little low for this dude, so i have no interest in what he has to say about _______." just sayin'. i don't have time to go tonight, but i think graw is trying to fit it in. call him.
  8. seeks - in the rest of the world's defense, your taste in music is generally balls. yeah, occasionally you stumble upon good shit (trail of dead, pelican, bear vs. shark) but it's hard to take advice from someone that spouts the glory of lil wayne, natalie imbruglia, t.i., evergreen terrace, and the nuge. respect on the quicksand appreciation, though.
  9. i take all that shit back. if ja rule and nelly can claim scarface as a huge influence, then goddammit, it must be worthwile.
  10. this one time i wet farted. it was better than scarface. and don't try to look smart by invoking the most popular (or current in noe's case) foriegn directors and their most popular (or only in noe's case) films. fanny and alexander is bergman's best. ikiru is kurosawa's best. noe is a sideshow attraction like tarantino. this is fucking fact.
  11. will you smile again = best song they've ever written
  12. biz markie's goiter stop laughing at my AIDS the kansas city faggots
  13. trans am the catholic church fantasy van painting air supply some of my best friends are black the mexecutioners
  14. are you fucking kidding me? protestors are crybabies? you might not be a republican, but you sound like a typical jock asshole. trying to emasculate dissent is a cheap shot. no one has to admit he won it fair and square. countless documented instances of intimidation at the polls, inadequate numbers of voting machines, voting machines without paper trails, etc..., not to mention the undeniable theivery of the first election that should negate his second term entirely. of course we can't just pull out of iraq, and no one is implying differently. however, a plan for the transfer of control and subsequent removal of american troops in the next two years is far from asking too much. yes. there are much more important things in life than bush. mainly my dick in your mouth.
  15. maybe she's pregnant. maybe she has aids. good luck.
  16. wrong brown? no such thing. all assholes are mexican.
  17. dear total homo, don't flatter yourself - it takes a lot more to offend me. the fact remains that you have never, nor will you ever have the kind of sex you described, snowflake.
  18. nah, brah. i'd post some fourth grade jerk-off fantasy on a message board so everyone could see how rad i was. duh!
  19. she's dating dude from QOTSA. he's 8 feet tall, does more speed than god and can punch through steel. his girl would be cuter if she was brown. or sober.
  20. over the edge is so good. matt dillon kills it in that movie.
  21. the guy that directed gummo wrote kids. the guy that directed kids likes to watch kids fuck. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209077/
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