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Harvey Wallbanger

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  1. I wish Future Me would get his shit together and send an even smarter robot from, like, 2033 to give me a hand here.
  2. "Someone" is probably going to see the same happen to the rest of their posts before long...
  3. Novice is no problem, but the Veteran has been killing me.
  4. Damn, you film that sketch off of your TV with a cel phone?
  5. This dickhead robot supercomputer keeps housing me at Rock Paper Scissors, and it's getting really frustrating. I have a feeling artificial intelligence is going to turn out badly.
  6. That little kid looks like a total dick. Plus I'm pretty sure I could beat him up if I wanted to.
  7. Oh, wait, this is stupid. Carry on.
  8. I'M GOING TO PROVE I'M MAD AND COOL BY OPENING A NEW WINDOW AND GOOGLE IMAGING A BUNCH OF PICTURES SOMEONE FUNNIER THAN ME MADE
  9. I mean seriously, I'M REALLY PISSED
  10. Oh my god dude, you're such a hipster! AAARRRRGGGHHH IM SO MAD THAT YOU ENJOY FREE FIGHTS MORE THAN PAY PER VIEW
  11. Seriously. The only way an event like that is not super gay, is if it doesn't happen. These guys couldn't even handle all the testosterone in the room, so they had to try to get some more physical contact after jerking off and rubbing elbows with a bunch of other scummy dudes.
  12. Charlie really is killing it right now. I can't wait to see what he does next!
  13. They each control one arm and one leg. They have two hearts and two stomachs, but the circulatory system and the lower intestine are shared. So if one took drugs, the other would feel it, and if one died, I have a feeling the other would pretty quickly as well. I unfortunately have no answers about the sex stuff.
  14. Thirty? His head would probably come off after the first one.
  15. So... you spent ten minutes scared, in a pig pile with some naked strippers, and eventually came out not only with the $200 that you lost, but also a $750 bonus. Now, because of something a cop said, you want to risk breaking probation to teach someone a lesson about something that happened nearly a decade ago? I'd say that if you see dude again, you should straight up ask him, point blank, what happened. If you're not satisfied with the answer, break his nose and tell him he better leave town. Then go on living your grown man life, while other dude lives scared, relocates, and continues to be a shitbag. Or, you could stew about until next time you see him, beat him with a crowbar, take a "trophy", and then have the satisfaction of knowing that a bunch of internet dirtbags have your back when you go to jail or some of his other friends decide to come by your crib again.
  16. Since you used the search function instead of making a new thread, and posted some quality advice, I propped you instead of banning you. Good day, sir.
  17. Re: so because i didnt use the gay trendy excuse of adding 2011 in my thread title I have another screen name with a 1993 join date and 12 icy grape tic-tacs, so I can start stupid threads if I want to and everyone is required to like them.
  18. Congratulations on doing your own thing man. Get Keep It Rail to come down and do a guest chef spot.
  19. Bundles of ones? These guys better be heading to the nudie...
  20. Sunrises really are awesome. Way better than sunsets. I'm glad I don't get to see them that often though.
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