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Everything posted by isor357

  1. im the kid that kicks peoples doors down steal they shit.. If thats emo... then i guess im emo
  2. when i was 14 i wrote myelf a note. i found it looking though boxes on tuesday.... I read it. It was about a bunch of shit that probably meant a lot 10 years ago. Ie... vagina. 360 flips Now i realize that they both were some trivial pursuits. there does not seem to be anything that i need to do anymore... Kinda makes me think.... Im happy enough now. ive done everything i wanted to do already. Its the end of the line for me. I dont want to have a family i dont want to marry. I got the degree but i dont want the career or the kids... i dont need the wealth and i dont think i want another 35 years. Is this bad? Really.. i mean shit. I feel like ive accomplished everything ive wanted to.. I been all over north america... Ive done every drug ive slept with every variety of female. Ive learned. and earned degrees... Thrown my shit up . i feel done. i dont want any more
  3. alright... let me use this opportunity to remind 75% that you some homosexuals. I hope you crash you cars or shoot up with dirty needles furthermore hey ladies..............whatsup
  4. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I have struggled with anxiety and depression for my whole life but its beginning to occur to me that its everybody else that sucks and makes me miserable. I like most everything about myself. Im basically the shit. Good tastes, good looks, interesting hobbys, impeccable style, a stunning mixture of shady and selfless. If most other people didnt suck and if there were not so many institutions holdin me down and back i would be good.
  5. isor357

    AIM 6.0

    anybody else got the AOL homepage tryin to load every halfhour? Even though that shit was uninstalled and deleted? Constant AOL updates and every other possible intrusion they can possibly muster. Frequent requests for AOL to be the default browser? It bothers me on so many levels. Slows my computer down. Makes it freeze up sometimes. Im thinkin AOL has an entire department dedicated to self propagation. If i ever run into the head of the department at the bar i will pick him up by his ankles and shake his pockets out.
  6. isor357

    AIM 6.0

    it because AOL is a filthy little whore and everything associated with it is as well.
  7. Re: I just shaved my dick hole with a chisel.... shaving in jail sucks... then again everything in jail sucks. All you can get is the single blade hookup and if you let that shit get long instead of cutting the hairs it just rips them out
  8. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread since i get the drug tests these days i been just taking handfuls of otc sleeping pills and forcing myself to stay awake. Its a strange buzz and when you get sick of it its really easy to just pass out
  9. i cant get stupid off beer. Its gotta be liquor... I can drink insane amounts of beer and it makes me drowsy and quiet but entirely coherent
  10. cosign. That shit isnt even food. Im not exactly sure what it is. Closest i get to fast food is Qdoba or Panara Bread Sucks about the pubes though son. You should etch the drive thru window, Write pube on that shit
  11. Redbull and Belvedere son if im startin early like that i cant stop and by the time im done i usually cleaned up something stupid like 20 beers
  12. Re: Grandparents. have some respect shitbird you are lucky to have some. I cook for mine. In the last week or 2. a couple pounds of chicken. Some of isors olive chicken. A tuna salad. Some homemade chicken soup. meats with mushrooms and visit as often as i can.
  13. Re: 12oz Book Club :D :D :D i dont even feel ashamed to say that i really enjoy reading Harry Potter books. They read extremely fast. They are entertaining and i guess im on the same wavelength as most 12 year old girls. But whatever... fuck it
  14. gold bond on my balls burns
  15. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread and its not going away. it feels like i got ants crawlin all over my bawls. Fire ants
  16. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread dude. no sleep for the isor. i just got up feelin kinda not right so i took a shower and re brushed my teeth but im out of baby powder... I got this gold bond medicated powder that sometimes i put in my shoes and thinkin it was basically the same i decided to substitute powders and well.... shit aint sweet. My balls are hot and cold and tingly at the same time. I may need to take another shower.
  17. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ok thats enough... time for bed
  18. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread robot midget crossdressers cursing like truckers and riding dolphins
  19. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread robot midget protitutes with hearts of gold and attack crabs.
  20. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread dude... when im the next columbia cartel im going to have a stable of attack midgets. Ill keep em enslaved on the product and give them knives... if a rival druglord tries to nut up they going to get chopped to shit by my attack midget fiends. That and tigers and llamas. Llamas with guns
  21. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread whats up sookigirl. im right here
  22. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread and i doubt anybody will read that shit. ch0 has became like a log for me i basically just rattle off the shit thats going on. Its probably not the best place to do it but i like lookin at the fr8 threads and i hate myspace so it goes here
  23. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread ya kno... i dont really like nas that much... i hate god and everybody aside from my grandparents that believe in it. Nevertheless War is crazy track... The beat is right. Good cadence. strong flow. I can listen to it over and over and over. i went to the gym tonite for the first time in a while. A new gym I been wanting to join and get back in shape but didnt want to deal with the new years resolutionists... its in a highschool but its really new and nice and alot cheaper... Plus a pool and a really nice jacuzzi that they seem to care for impeccibly(sp) There were alot of 16-18 year old highschool girls all over the place. Now i'm like 25 and already feelin Ol Dirty up in this bitch but that didnt stop me for a second from getting on the treadmill right behind a flock of em on the elliptical machine... i stayed on that shit for like 20 minutes hypnotized by barely legal varsity soccer ass cheeks going back and forth... back and forth. A couple of em gave me the im young, impressionable, and sick of highschool boys second look. The devil on my shoulder keeps reminding me that they probably have trouble getting their hands on alcohol. Nevertheless im reasonable enough to realize that girls my age piss me off enough and still wouldnt light a match to how annoying a 18 year old would be. Secondly... with my luck she would really be 16 and lie about her age until the condom broke and the pregnancy test results were in. That being said i think im going to schedule my work outs with the varsity soccer team and just get my scumbag on. Theres plenty of women my age there too... I dont want one for keeps but i dont mind looking. Now on to how big a pussy i am. Im sore. I burned off like 400 calories on the cardio machines. I was lifting 70 lbs... i must look like such a bitch. Oh well... ya gotta start somewhere
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