I am at work taking a healthy shit, or as we call it, an unauthorized coffee break, smoking a cigarette. generally fucking off, when Carl comes in. Carl is the guy that walks across the plant with a newspaper under his arm announcing that he is going to go take a shit. Carl has a fondness for Old Milwaukee beer in mass quantities and he has the generic drips. He picks this point to interrogate me on how the shift is going. His asshole is playing Louie Armstrong and the bathroom is just foul, even by factory standards. I had to pinch that shit off and get the fuck out. Don't talk to a man while he is shitting, especially if you have to speak up to be heard over your own ass.