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xen

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  1. lay off the crank, man. a sammich and a nap are in order
  2. xen

    chest hair plucking

    that is why i am glad i have no chest hair
  3. Scaramento California: The people are way too uptight, the town is too spread out and it is a sewer from top to bottom. The public transit sucks, the scenes suck and there is no reason for this town to be on the map Anywhere in Illinois As much as i dislike Sacramento, anywhere east of the misssissippi river blows unless you are into farming. Chicago may be an exception but i have had nothing but bad experiences there, cops and "gangstaz"and all. fuck the 5. fuck the 6
  4. xen

    good stragegy

    Then if you do get at the pretty one, they always say that they don't want to leave without their fat friend so it helps to have a drunk friend with low standards with you just in case. If it is a really good friend, you are obligated to take one for the team and vice versa.
  5. marshall tucker band - can't you see atmosphere - multiples willie nelson - city of new orleans the wreck of the old '97 - johnny cash i'm blue, i'm lonesome - bill monroe
  6. A true XX hermaphrodite presenting in adulthood with male sex gender identity was found to have separate vaginal and urethral openings in the perineum. A total vaginectomy was performed at the same time as total abdominal hysterectomy and gonadectomy because the vaginal opening would interfere with a urethroplasty to repair the hypospadias and chordee phallus. During this procedure prostatic tissue was excised in the area of the anterior vaginal wall adjacent to the urethra. Recommendations regarding this rare XX true hermaphroditism are put toward and observations on some bizarre features of the entity are made. The authors plead for the formation of a national register to study this interesting condition
  7. I am never going to Long John Silver's again. Ever.
  8. The slayer collection, in order of release. Currently on crypts of eternity from hell awaits. kerry king is god.
  9. I got "the ultimate collection" 10 cd box set and alone with his guitar. The man is timeless and lived the songs that he wrote. He is truly classic. Hank iii is the shit. He plays bass for Superjoint Ritual, appears on the black flag tribute, and can moan the blues just like grandpa. Great family all together.
  10. I am at work taking a healthy shit, or as we call it, an unauthorized coffee break, smoking a cigarette. generally fucking off, when Carl comes in. Carl is the guy that walks across the plant with a newspaper under his arm announcing that he is going to go take a shit. Carl has a fondness for Old Milwaukee beer in mass quantities and he has the generic drips. He picks this point to interrogate me on how the shift is going. His asshole is playing Louie Armstrong and the bathroom is just foul, even by factory standards. I had to pinch that shit off and get the fuck out. Don't talk to a man while he is shitting, especially if you have to speak up to be heard over your own ass.
  11. Maybe you should get him a hooker. Seriously. I don't know any straight dude that asks women about the size of their boyfriends dick. Either way, if he's acting homophobic and you and your friend openly question his sexuality, nothing good can come from this.
  12. A little love American style :haha: They are a lot more patient than me
  13. slsk is great but it is a resource hog and my computer is old and sucks. it goes along fine for a while but then i have to restart because it freezes up. maybe my computer illiteracy but everyone should try it.
  14. 1. A Clockwork Orange 2. Pulp Fiction 3. Resevoir Dogs 4. Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas 5. Natural Born Killers Quenten Tarantino is one ate up individual. Gotta love it.
  15. i am simultaneously apalled, intrigued and frightened...
  16. Danzig w/Kataklysm Trivium and Eyes of Fire at Pop's St. Louis 2/18 $22 andvance $25 at the door. hell ya I'm there. can't wait
  17. Sweating like a retard eating a corn dog :haha: nice post and too bad the 'tards ran you off. later man
  18. If I'm not mistaken, Seattle WA is the suicide capitol of the US due to no sun and heroin and all. I have no sympathy for the suicidal, being able to tell you a life story that would make God cry. The 7 year old tho is fucked up. I need a tan...... :burn:
  19. xen

    FUCK YOU

    G G ALLIN IS GOD! tough fuckin shit is the best g g tune. I have scumfuc alley trash tattooed on my forearm. I just saw the murder junkies last month. g g's last touring band with merle singing. not the same but close. alot less feces but cool none the less. G G is true punk, in case you were wondering. I have all of his albums. My e-mail includes g g allin owns you. Too bad he had to die to get the recognition he deserves.
  20. ^^^^^^^^^^^ whoa. All winter my girlfriend wanted to write her name in the snow and my suggestion was a funnel and a garden hose. I'm sure that would be much more effective.
  21. folsom prison blues - johnny cash city of new orleans - willie nelson big rock candy mountain - new christy minstrels you never even called me by my name - david allan coe hank snow - ghost trains
  22. Why dressing like hitler at school is not cool. :rolleyes:
  23. xen

    unbelievable

    seriously, if you don't burn the cunt's mom's house down you are are a snivililing wuss sphincter boy. i can't believe you are crying about :burn: this shit and not in jail. the end writes its self
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