i left a mad party that was a stones throw from my house. i was blind drunk, and tried to run home.
I fell almost immediately, and didnt put my hands out to stop the fall.
My ear was bleeding now, and i proceeded to grab hold of a wheelie bin, which i ran with, as i could lean on it.
bin smashed into a wall, and its contents and me were lying on the ground in a heap.
i proceeded to pick up several used diapers from the trash pile, and hurled them at car windscreens the rest of the way home.
the next morning when i went out, there were several shitty cars around the corner from my house.
SHAME