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  1. Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Dec 20 2005, 02:35 AM

    I did some work on the show. There are dates and locations in that article that are impossible. Also, it was a small crew, and word would have gotten around about that shit happening.

     

    if the aliens were trying to get me, and i worked with you

    harvey, i dont think i would tell you. and the probes would

    definately be me and the aliens secret.

  2. you fixed the beer situation.good man.

     

    on my 21st bday, no fucking joke. the hottest girl at the bar

    (me and my homie wernt allowed in the first say 10 bars we

    go to for dresscode issues/ afraid of g's?) sits on my lap facing me,

    without saying a word, forcefeeds me a tequila shot after homie

    told her it was my bday. continues all fucking night. i blackout,

    but supposedly started to drag her back to other homies house.

    didnt work, but what i remember was excellent.

  3. With Chapelle's Show on hiatus before production for season two commences, Chappelle took some down time at his Ohio area farm. It was here that he received a strange package.

     

    As told by Dave himself, at around noon, in the middle of an early season Cincinnati Reds game, there was a knock at his door. Chappelle was a bit concerned, as no one except his close family and friends were aware of where he was.

     

    When he opened the door, all he found was a crudely wrapped package, with the inscription "For Chappelle" on it.

     

    Inside the package was a voodoo-doll style replica of Chappelle dressed as Clayton Bigsby — the African American Klansman from his first show. The doll was riddled with safety pins, and had a noose tied sharply around his neck. Accompanying the doll was a message in a childlike scrawl that read, "what you're doing is hurting the African American community — it needs to stop."

     

     

    . EVEN IF 100PERCENT OF THIS IS FICTIVE, SOMEONE

    HAS ALOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS/ PRETTY CREATIVE,

    AND RISKING JAILTIME DOING IT.

  4. ... its like office space 2. almost....

     

    my recent veiwing of office space definately contributed

    to me walking off the job today. my bosses were giving

    me shit. one boss basically called me a liar. i stood up

    and said im leaving, they get all apologetic and im all,

    no, i dont feel like working here, ive decided. id

    like my walking papers.

     

     

    I QUIT!!!!!

     

    oh yeah, id still go with twin peaks without question.

  5. Originally posted by LENS@Dec 14 2005, 11:21 PM

    The guy whose milk i stole....he got a fresh bottle and put it in the fridge and put all kinds of bullshit "hands off!!!!" labels on it.

     

    So, what i wanna do is take the container of chocolate syrup that's in the fridge too, pour it into his precious fucking milk and transform it into..CHOCOLATE MILK. Imagine how fucking furious dude would be when he went to enjoy his morning bowl of cereal and suddenly he's stuck with something only Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes could enjoy...ha ha ha ha

     

    PRICELESS. YOU SHOULD BE DOCUMENTING ALL OF THIS

    WITH A DIGI CAM.

  6. ABOUT 15 YEARS AGO I WAS ON ACID, STONED, AND DRINKING

    WHEN HOMIES GIRL GIVES ME THE PHONE. GUY ON PHONE MENTIONS

    SOMETHING ABOUT STU, A (HUGE, AND SCARY) DRUGDEALER.

    IM ALL STU IS A FUCKING FAGGOT, I HATE THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHIT.

     

    IT WAS STU ON THE PHONE.

  7. you know what makes me want to kill people? listening to entertainers speak.

     

    THE FUNNY SHIT IS HOW MUCH PEOPLE EMULATE AND INTEGRATE

    CELEB CULTURE TO THEIR OWN LIVES.

     

    WHEN THEYRE FUCKED UP ON DRUGS.

     

    CANT TAKE CARE OF THEIR FUCKING OWN KIDS.

     

    CANT MAKE A RELATIONSHIP/MARRAIGE WORK FOR 3 DAYS.

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