Dear Alcohol,
Thankyou for making normally mundane social gatherings, good looking girls with shit personalities, shit looking girls with slightly better than shit personalities, Mondays through to Sundays and boring sporting events tolerable.
Your loyal fan 5.
Dear Drugs of various description,
For many years we have had an agreement that you would be strictly a weekend thing. However lately you seem to be messing with my body clock which is effecting my 9-5 struggle. We've had some good times, and some great times but if you keep annoying me like you are presently I may have to bid you adieu.
5