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Also my iPhones has autospelk to make me spell correct

It's crew deep about to hop a train tomorrow or some shit with 6 or 7 kids... Better daytime flicks in the morning... I'm on my phone so I can't post em but I got more aboutto get a third chick while we drink 3 buck chuck at the spot... Suggestions?

Kinda except I drink 5 half gallons of sailor jerrys today

No you hate me cause I'm black

Flicks or it didn't happen casek

Epic comedy

Re: Did I fuck up, or is this legit. First problem I see with this is you trusted a woman. I just looked up the definition of woman and it was "lying thieving whores who are never to be trusted under any circumstances." So yeah you fucked up.

When i was 11 I used to steal porn mags and super glue after school and we would walk down one of the main shopping/tourist streets in town super gluing porn to peoples windshields. We would always put it on the drivers side so when they got in their car the first thing they would see is porn. We must have done this for 2 months straight 5 days a week after school. Also I was walking through the woods near the highway drinking a 40oz with a friend yesterday and we came across some bum watching porn on a portable dvd player with the volume turned up full blast trying to jerk off and shoot up at the same time. We yelled at him and then laughed as he tried to decide whether or not to run off or continue shooting up and jerking it. Eventually he left but forgot his needle full of drugs and we caught him walking back down the path and he asked us if we had seen it.

I've found porn in the woods before but nothing compares to the time I found a shack full of porn when I broke into some random towns dump. Seriously this was the dude who works at the dumps work shack and it was floor to ceiling porn and a little tv an vcr with a giant stack of porn movies. Me and my friends ended up stealing a bunch of the porn and filling up the back seat of the car only to later get pulled over by highway patrol who was very confused as to why we were driving around looking at a backseat filled seat high with porn.

Speaking of an inspirational style I think that you can easily see the influence that vault has had on a major metropolitan area just by this example

Get a map walk around and write on stuff mark what areas you have written on Walk around explore write on stuff Walk around some more explore write on stuff Keep walking around and writing on stuff Ok now you have explored the city see how easy that was.

Stolen bumpskirockthespotonerstyles And mountain dew I think I came across that last flick on some random graffiti site

Re: 12ozprophet shop: Skinny Banana Yellow Cap $8.75 WTF??? Your attempt at talking shit and acting tough on the internet just makes you come across like some pimply 15yr old fat kid who has trouble breathing from walking up the stairs. :lol:

Re: 12ozprophet shop: Skinny Banana Yellow Cap $8.75 WTF??? Step 1. Go to the kitchen and get a large sharp knife Step 2. Hold the knife by the handle with both hands so that blade faces towards your abdomen Step 3. Thrust knife blade towards abdomen with as much strength as can you muster and pull out Step 4. Repeat until problem is solved

And another bump that comes correct this one is a fucking stolen gem

And Illuminati says let there be bump!!! All stolen I got some more I need to upload including a couple of fucking gems but am to lazy tonight

I am finding peoples facebook accounts and sending them messages laughing about how I found out that they got arrested cause I saw their mug shot on the internet. Best part is for a few of them it lists their addresses so I can include that and offer to stop by and drink a beer. http://www.floridamugshots.us/Arrests/Mackenzie_Davis_4717989/?d=1 = http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1192600352 I just sent her a message saying "Hey thought your mugshot was sexy. I've always been turned on by a woman who knows how to cry and make her mascara run and want to come over and fuck you while I fist your ass so I can watch you cry and scream at the same time. Well let me know if you are into it I got some pcp we can smoke beforehand"

Thanks to those of you that add the location you are talking about. For the rest of you information with no knowledge of the area is kinda pointless though I guess I should have been more specific in what I was asking about.

So was she naked? were you naked? /no homo If you both were fully clothed how do you know she raped you? she just could have been covering your fingers with bbq sauce and sucking it off all night. wait did your dick smell like bbq sauce? cause then she definitely raped you. did you smell you nasty fat bithces kunt? were you covered in bite marks? bruises? cause you know some fat bitch riding to completion when you were passed out would probably at the very least leave a bunch of bruises if not break your pelvis. did she go around bragging to all her friends that she raped a skinny boy last night? I'm kinda doubting your story now and think it went down something more like this. Fat bitch walks into the room to look for her purse or some shit and you wake up from some dream about about asain bitches with big titties and in your drunken stupor you mistake her watermelon sized tits for smaller tits cause you assume you are seeing double and ask her if she wants to get down and dirty. You probably ended up fucking a roll of fat and thinking it was her pussy and she just took pity on you cause she felt bad at that point in time so she pretended to have an orgasm and the exertion for faking it made her pass out next to you on the bed. When she woke up you saying something has gone horribly wrong she realized you were right and that she probably couldn't look herself in the mirror let alone explain to cali how she let some other dude off 12oz fuck her rolls when she was drunk cause she felt bad. I bet you she is right trying to wash away her shame in an kiddie pool filled with fried chicken grease while eating a 5 gallon bucket of rocky road and hoping that cali doesn't hear about this.

So when you go in to get tested over this you are going to find out she gave you herpes, warts, and quite probably hiv. About 6 weeks from now she is going to hit you up on the facebook telling you she is pregnant and keeping the baby. Since she raped you and you are having nothing to do with her all your friends are going to hate you because she is going to tell them all its your baby and no one is going to believe your rape story they are just going to think you got drunk fucked her and now seriously regret it and are acting like piece of shit lying about having sex with her. Since she is fat the pregnancy is going to have lots of complications that are going to increase the medical bills. Fat people can't get insurance and this bitch is going to sue you to make you pay half. Once she has the kid it is going to be retarded and deformed at birth from all the fast food and faygo. You are going to get sued for child support which since your kid is deformed and retarded is going to be thousands of dollars every fucking month, leaving you having to work 3 jobs to afford rent xanax and beer. After a couple of years of this you are going to go crazy and kill the bitch plus the kid in a fit of rage and then turn the gun on yourself since your life has been ruined. My advice is to take the fat bitch camping and push her off a cliff before she has the kid then claim it was an accident and her weight made the cliff give way killing her and your unborn son.

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