Illuminati

false Tpbm laughed out loud when they read yomommas post

True raindrops Tpbm can explain

I can't calm down when my brother jesus is involved

false, missed that tpbm just got escorted out of the hood so they didn't catch beef

false Tpbm is gonna be hungover in the am

False might be a bit later today though Tpbm thinks fucking off and drinking today is a perfectly normal thing to do

Wombat will post some more later

False Tpbm thinks about sums up the average american

false Tpbm got sent to rehab for smoking weed when they were a teen

False Tpbm would rather be a crackhead then tweaker

Just try to imagine how nasty their vag's smell without wanting to vomit. Trash the whole lot of them, fucking nasty no tit having bitches.

True Tpbm would rather be a junkie than a tweaker

Dude she could always have an accident, maybe you give her a ride to the hospital and accidentally slam her side of the car into tree or something. But in all seriousness does she actually know your real name? If so you fucked up, you never let dumb bitches know your real name cause if they don't know that shit they can't track you down or put you down on any paperwork. It sounds to me like you are making the mistake of telling this chick you will be the father of this kid if she ends up keeping it. You need to make her know if she keeps the kid her life will be a living fucking hell. Also make her think its not yours by getting some doctor to tell her your sterile or some shit. As much as you want to do the responsible thing or whatever just know that anything to do with this chick is going to be a living fucking hell for the rest of your life. You live in chicago aren't there some ghetto hood rats you can pay a few bucks to to beat this chicks ass so hard she has an miscarriage or some shit? Seriously man this is the time you need to get creative in, focus all your energy on figuring out a way for her not to have that kid.

Is anyone else hating on this expanded interleague play as much as I am. WTF dodgers vs baltimore. I really can't stand this crap.

true Tpbm is is planning a trip to colorado or washington in the near future so they can be a pot tourist

true Tpbm did rap letters in 85

you don't even know. Tpbm is still doing just for love

Really IR what did you expect? Cops are nuts from what I hear, patrolling blocks in the area hard, even rolling up on peoples houses for having a window open and knocking on the door to make sure they are ok. Also Russians

Paragraphs dude i'm far to drunk to even try to read that right now since it lacks paragraphs.

false, about to be though Tpbm was just on the phone with family that was locked down in boston getting live details

dude the you always use chalk its the secret to making your stencils and pieces look the best

Oh come on you know whats going on man its the new generation waiting for you to meet them off the internet and go paint with them.