BARRY CLAVA

instead of crickets, put maggots through her letter box when you know she has gone to bed, they will then crawl off and hide, when summer comes her place will be full of flies.

Nice update, took about five hundred years to load on my computer but it was well worth it.

since readng this thread i cant get that fucking chicken song out of my head. thanks.........

i can see this thread going the same way as the derby one.

yeah way to go, what a great idea for a thread. you spastic.

yep, its a tricky one. sometimes i think yes its good, then at other times im not so sure.

you kids now are about the hippin and the hoppin... its like jello pudding pop.......

just take the hint. this thread is awful and has less potential than a blind paraplegic. as for heads being set on fire just ask rews how it feels. :hatred:

nice update, that spot is soooooo fresh.

some of these people have some really fucked up pasts. Great thread.

nice. bump for caper.

that is OUTSTANDING! thats the first thing ive looked at today, and i can almost certianly say it will be the last thing i think about before i go to sleep tonight.

Not the biggest stash, but its all ive got for now.

and the rest is silence.

what's on the cover? cant be bothered to lok through my mags

just the once, so i had to make the most of it.

"DID YOU JUST LOOK UP MY SKIRT!?!?" "Yea sorry, accidentally..." (Cheeky grin) "...on purpose."(Suck finger) :haha: How I woulda played it! . Quoted post [/b] you will be pleased to hear i didnt get caught at all so i could make that 'mistake' almost as often as i wanted.

^^^^^^^^^ i have to agree, my house is hotter than africa right now. i also enjoy -drinking on a hangover. -eating anything with cheese in. -asking stupid questions too many times. -spending time with my mates. -painting in just shorts and trainers (roll on summer) -watching police academy 4. -pretending i dont smoke until i get into a bar then getting ciggarettes of everyone. -seeing trains in traffic. -accidentally on purpose seeing up the skirt of a girl i work with when she was going commando. -pretending to myself i actually do any graffiti. -thinking im sexy when talking to girls, only to have it pointed out to me that im not. -putting off today what i can do tomorrow. -spelling most of this wrong.

my new years resolution was to go out more and spend less time on the internet. looks like thats out the window now.

you are an idiot.

this made my day.

the bar is called hill street blues.

how recent is that last a/dam subway? I hear its getting slammed at the mo.

all caught running not so long ago.