CALIgula

Hell yeah...paper football...i remember that shit!!!.....pencil fights were cool too....but i would never win :(

Fuck it...im down!

Fuck it....im down!!!

okae nace king (whole car) heist (grand trunk western) neat ichabod glue others...too many to post.....DOPE POST!

i tried the gel version of this fish oil.....its for fatty acids right?....fuck it.....smoke weed...youll be hungry in no time.....i know you get tested....but they have drinks for that to flush the system ...what?....you guys never read hightimes?....books...les miserables...by victor hugo....that fool breaks down alot of shit in that book...like society vs criminals and society vs hookers....all that shit...i read it back i the day for school....but its dope regardless..

i think it was posted on the best of google video/youtube thread.....but whatever its still funny..lol

i would say Rwandans....but them fools got machetes!! im scared....ima go lock my door now

techno...a wheelchair...and special effects!

8th grade.....black kid named Tobias.....this fool could gleek FAR.....lol....i was impressed....i wanted to learn it...id done it on accident but wanted to know how to do it on command....he told me it takes alot of practice....i practiced for about 3 weeks and finally learned...lol....what else was i gonna do...i live in a boring ass city....anyways....now i can gleek far....but i can gleek HELLA far if im eating something sour (usually shock tarts..lol).....its saliva from your salivary gland....under the tongue (very little holes)....(think of snake venom from under the snakes tongue)...everyone has these so everyone can learn how to gleek...my advice is dont learn though..cause once you learn how to do it it happens by accident more often....which is embarrassing especially if it happens when your tryin to holler at a female..lol..(long story).....i also learned how to twirl my pencil in school like the smart ass asian kids do.....but that took me like a month (no wonder my grades were all fucked up in school)..

not really.....they own the property but not the company..

damn....it seems like the rest of the world is on some "anti-west" type of shit...like the president in iran wont wear a fuckin tie cause its considered part of the "western culture"

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LOL...what? Some dude made you suck a gun?

True....i gots a scar from a road rage fight on my neck...but people do got straps...so ive learned my lesson...i try to be chill but i need anger management :innocent:

$2 bucks?....shit id do that for a dollar!

the invisible kid?.....i remember seeing a movie called the invisible kid when i was like 9.....it was pg-13 but had a scene where he walk into a girls locker room while theyre all topless....this came out in the 80's.....and God!!...i love the rewind button!

fucking a girl doggystyle while eating fried chicken from church's or popeye's.....and rubbing her ass down with the oily grease and then smacking her ass..

2004- gas station...3 in the morning....chillen with the homies...2 fools roll up askin about weed....i thought i went to high school with one of them...but i was wrong...i walk up....both pull out straps...tried to get me for my chain and watch...watch = fake rolex i bought from some jamaican when i was in times square for $20....so i gave it....but the chain was real....so i said "u aint gettin me for my chain"...then the passanger said "what?...u wanna get shot for your chain?"...then i say "do whatchyou gotta do.."....which was stupid cause i coulda got shot...lol....so i just walked away....they drove off...and the passanger lets off a shot....which passes and bounces off a gas tank...but luckily shit doesnt explode...lol...10 minutes later some guy drives up talking on his cell phone to the cops about how his $300 camera just got jacked from 2 "black guys"...cops show up...we dont say shit (fuck subpenas)...and the cops treat the guy like hes the bad guy...(fuck the police)...so im only out a fake rolex....fuck it (anyone in NYC wanna mail me one..j/k) 2005- Freeway...night...road rage....i pull up next to this ghetto lookin mexican dude on the freeway to tell him to pull over so i can beat the shit outta him cause he cut me off...he pulls a strap....i slow down....he exits quick....the end

this is how.... http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=515642196227308929

first time im single in the past 4 years....fuck valentines day!....every year id spend hella money on the bitch....what made it worse was her birthday was on feb 11th....3 days before valentines day....i was commin out the pocket....if your gonna buy a bitch something for v-day....get her some lingerie....so at least shell wear it and you can fuck..

yeah...this was posted in best of google video/youtube....

LOL.....was the best part!

dope city.....dope graff.....southbeach had good food...("the pink pussycat" was good too)...

most i had was a 7x7.....it was dinner time....plus i didnt eat all day.....i finished it....but felt like shit after...i still think the west coast needs Rays pizza..

dont know if this was posted... http://www.youtube.com/?v=ILo6Or0ipiw