sitting in a train station waiting for a train and some ugly lady wearign to much make up and cloths from a thrift store pushes me off the bench i was sitting on and sits down and starts going through her purse. my buddy starts yelling at her and calling her a crack head. she starts sayign she's not and to fuck off and leave her alone, and "what are you doing out this late? vandalism? you should be in jail" and my buddy says "but i havent done anything illegal since i got out of jail" and they yell random shit back and forth for a wile and finaly she gets up and a crack pipe falls out her purse and breaks on the tracks. everyone in the station laughs at her wile she trys to claim it was a pen that fell out of her purse and not a crack pipe. but as we all know, PENS DONT SHATTER