Drunk Sober
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Vin Diezzz was just in the news for environmental terrorism. He fuckin strapped a woodchuck from a lab to his head and burnt down a McDonalds or some shit
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Id Kung Fu the whole fuckin crowd, cops and protestors. Then Id piss on all of them and rape the women. After all was said and done, I would be eating some hamburgers while jacking off in all their mama's mouths and drinking 40's of Sake
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I banged my 40 something year old neighbor again tonight. I was sweating all over the slut. I put an icecube in her pussy and turned her out. She was talking dirty and had her ankles next to her ears, so I pulled out and made her gulp down my white snot. Then I told her I had to go and she sent me off with a cold beer. No farting, but it sure was a fucking blast!!
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Originally posted by aimoner.reno@May 24 2005, 02:11 AM
For the fool on page 37 who writes jeaz you better change your name cuz there is a jeas in RENO who would smoke you... just a thought
I wouldnt trip off some Renoid writer who probably hits up twice a year! Just dont take the name of a King or a dead King and you will be cool. Get good and battle for your name
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KOSE HTF serving it up! He gets the "More Ups Than You" lifetime accomplishment award...Motherfuckas betta get yo'self a clone because you are a lifetime behind!! HELL TURNS FOREVER!
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Originally posted by Maca1@May 30 2005, 05:02 AM
i was thinking of a new word
and i tought of 2
sema
crae
which one sounds coo
How about NEITHER NOR? There was a Crae..or is a Crae and Sema aint soundin good...sounds like Simba..too much like a Disney cartoon
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EYEGLASSES
in Style
Kazals, Cazals or however you god damn spell it...those are still the dopest eye pimps I have ever seen. They got a fat website with some sick new styles for this year..you know these things are locked up in glass cases!
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Those robots might have machine guns and rocket launchers, but I'll kick their asses anyday on PS2!
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Originally posted by Æ°@Jan 27 2005, 05:54 AM
Bidding has ended for this item.
The seller ended this listing early because of an error in the listing.
Eminem wants his couch back!
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get drunk and make a beer can mop!
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I give you the DRUNK SOBER BEER CAN MOP!!
step 1
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you will need a 24 pack of cheap beer. (be sure to save the last one, don't crush it over your head!)
a good can opener
lets get it going!
step 2
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drink last beer and cut top of can off with good can-opener
step 3
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you will need 2 socks...cut the toes off one to make a perfect sock-ball
step 4
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once you make a nice sock ball, use 2 rubber bands at the base to hold it together nice and tight
step 5
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take the empty box from the 24 pack and cut a piece of cardboard to hold the sockball at the right depth. wrap a rubber-band around your insert to keep it nice and firm
step 6
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after putting your beer-box insert in the can, put the sock-ball in, trim insert until you get a nice height on the sock-ball
step 7
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trim some type of plastic cup and make your cap, oh and somewhere around the last step, poor in some fucking ink!
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the only thing i fucked up, is I left a beer in the freezer too long and now I'm having beer slushy!
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bumped
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i'll leave it alone then...maybe they will let me return it without a receipt!!! :lol:
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coming soon: the beer can mop! project is in the works!!
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can i make a marker out of an empty beer can? That shit would be fucking huge!
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im from the east bay, but i lived in sf for a lil over a year around 2000
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Originally posted by yeaaaah baby
its more fun making shit yourself rather then buying them. i have an ultra wide, but i dont even like it very much. i'd much rather rock the homemade deodorant mop.
yo, when youput the eraser in the deodorant for the tip, do you use like one strip and a half of eraser? The gap looks shitty. I was thinking one more piece or sewing the shit together?
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i've always had good markers. but lately I've been making my own. So I know griffin is cool to use, but I want to know why rit is shit. Is it easy to buff? Does it come out all bubbley? The bottle says it stains plastic. I'm just not getting this.
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(top secret)
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ski goggles and a straw hat
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Originally posted by fermentor666
Post 669! So much cooler than post 666, which I think was spent argueing.
not realy, i think they all suck
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Originally posted by effyoo
blue cheese? that sounds damn good on a chicken burger.
today i had a glazed wild salmon sandwich. it had capers and deep fried onions on it that were like onion rings except really thin. best sandwich ever.
damn tha sounds good, Im a fish-aholic. Was walking by the river yesterday and seen the biggest crawdad ive ever seen. That fucker was definately close to a foot long, no horseshit! I wanted to nab that fucker but I wasnt going to fuck with it without a net or trap.
FLESH TANKS
in Channel Zero
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Id rather see pictures of the drunk tank!