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you can get the ipods for about 50 less than u can in the stores and they can be personalized...i think thats the deal...im not positive, email my boy at jdoobz@jswano.com for details
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Here's my template style for my site, i saved this as a php file specifically templateshit.php <html> <head> <title>J-Swano Dot Com</title> <meta name="description" content="J-swano Dot Com"> <meta name="keywords" content="Hilariousness"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <style> BODY {SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: #000000; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #000000; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: #333333; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #FFFFFFF; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #CCCCCC; SCROLLBAR-TRACK-COLOR: #7D7773; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #999999; } </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#CCCCCC" link="#ffffff" vlink="#FFFFFF" alink="#990000" topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0 MARGINWIDTH=0> <center> <table width="770" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" bordercolor=#242424> <tr> <td colspan="3"></td> </tr> <tr> <td width="130" valign="top"> <table border=0 width=100% cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top> <font color="#A4A4A4"><h3>Menu</h3></font> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Home Who Are You? The Crew The Chronicles Infamous TFFC </font> </td></tr></table> </td> <td width="500" valign="top"> <center><font color="#A4A4A4"><h2>Template</h2></font> </center> <table border=0 width=100% cellpadding=20 cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top> <FONT face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size=2>Template </P></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT> </td></tr></table> </td> <td width="140" valign="top"> <table border=0 width=100% cellpadding=10 cellspacing=0><tr><td valign=top> <font color="#A4A4A4"><H3>Latest News</H3></FONT></center> <center>Click Here for the Most Recent Updates</center> <font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"></p> Anyone who wants a CHEAP iPod, with no shipping or tax, Email Jdoobz@jswano.com His father works for Apple Computers, and he'll get back to you with details.</center> </td></tr></table> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="3" height=25 valign=middle> <center> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">Questions? Comments? Shut the fuck up. Or you can Contact Me: J-Swano </a></font></td> </tr> </table> </body> </html> Now I'm looking to add a changable lisk of link trades UNDER the navigation menu. I just made a php template with a black background and put some random links in it to serve as a template for that too...its saves as external.php : <?php <html> <head> <title>J-Swano Dot Com</title> <meta name="description" content="J-swano Dot Com"> <meta name="keywords" content="whatever"> <meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <style> BODY {SCROLLBAR-FACE-COLOR: #000000; SCROLLBAR-HIGHLIGHT-COLOR: #000000; SCROLLBAR-SHADOW-COLOR: #333333; SCROLLBAR-3DLIGHT-COLOR: #FFFFFFF; SCROLLBAR-ARROW-COLOR: #CCCCCC; SCROLLBAR-TRACK-COLOR: #7D7773; SCROLLBAR-DARKSHADOW-COLOR: #999999; } </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#000000" text="#CCCCCC" link="#ffffff" vlink="#FFFFFF" alink="#990000" topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0 MARGINWIDTH=0> <font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> aol 12ozprophet </body> </html> ?>
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ok so i tried the include thing i put in <?php require("myfile.html"); ?> and when that didnt work i tried <?php require("myfile.txt"); ?> in either case,absolutely NOTHING comes up on the site where it should
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what the fuck are you talking about
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so thers no way to do this by solely using html
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will that still work if my host only accepts PHP
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In high school, we pulled a prank our junior year where we rearranged the letters on the marquee. The story is posted here with pictures:Anal Hoe of the Week and some girl got the crown "Anal Hoe of the Week" in front of the entire student body just because it was her name that was under "Athlete of the Week" when we pulled the prank...She never lived it down.
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Ok, so I'm looking to put links along the left side of my website Jswano.com under the navigation, but since all my pages have the same set up, every time i add a link, ill have to run through all the pages and add it to each html page on my domain. There must be a simpler way to do this so I can have the list of links in an external file or something? I looked it up, but couldnt really find much (or much that i understood). Anyway, my lack of experience brings me here. Any help?
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yea half the time, the kids were chanting "please dont shoot us" because of what happened
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ashley had some huge tits
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hahaha thanks a lot man, glad to hear it
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hahaha worddd, who knew i wrote too huh
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you want the video of the show? if so, hit me up with an email jswano@jswano.com
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haha yea sorry about the shaky camerawork, usually its much more up to standard, but its hard when youre trying to videotape shit in a sea of people and/or while running... anyway, the rest of the site has updates daily for now, while im still thinking up stories to write up that are humorous, and i have over 24 hours worth of funny videos from the years to go through, so check it often, it should prove to be amusing
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no i dont have one, to be honest i just started learning html, and the code for embedded video that i used i took right off some website, i dont know how to make a link so u can just download it...if u can tell me, ill be happy to do it for u
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lemme know whatchu think
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Click the link below and then go to Riot Video...I edited my video from when the Red Sox won the series and threw it up on my site...I remember someone PMing me for it a while ago so check it out, its pretty cool. check it out
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ok, so i imported into wmm, but the video is a little stretched out in widescreen after i imported it causing everything to look a little distorted. Is there anyway i can change the width and height of the video manually to adjust that?
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Ok so I ripped the DVD with SmartRipper, now what? i have IFO and VOB files in a folder
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I recently got my buddy's 8mm video tapes from high school and got them converted to DVDs. Now I want to put them onto the computer so I can edit them and turn them into video files. Is there any easy way to do this?
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Ok, so I got my buddies 8mm videotapes from when we were in high school converted to DVDs. Now I want to put these DVDs onto my computer as video files so I can edit them and put some feeds on my website. Is there any easy way to do this?
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THERES A FEW OTHER FUNNY STORIES ON THAT SITE TOO
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Check this out The 16 Year Old heres another one that i found funnier (edited 7:29 PM EST) Glasses
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This movie is totally un-fucking-appreciated. Not just that, but so are a few of his other flicks.
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It's been about 4 months since my girl and I broke up...we dont speak anymore and I've spent my time just getting down as often as possible but to be honest, I'm fucking sick of it. I don't even have any urge to go out and get girls anymore cuz I'll just end up having meaningless sex with them and then bouncing in the morning. I want a girlfriend or a steady hookup, but I can't seem to find anyone I'm into. Anyone else have this problem?