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MY ANTHEM FOR GENERAL LIFE..I GETS DOWN TO THIS SHIT

that bitch up there has SHIT STAINS going from her crack to her back. straight gutter toothless fat chick..EW

I used to know tons of cats that rode, I tried but wasn't too good at it. This dude Tom White was one of the cats we used to ride with, ya'll ever heard of him? He supposedly made it pretty good. Found this..DC Am and Animal..not bad http://bmx.dcshoes.com/team/tom-white/ http://www.animalbikes.com/riders/tom-white

Where the fuck do you work that this would be an acceptable action for someone to take? I can't comprehend how you could let something so vile pop off. I would have fucking shattered my hands bludgeoning him. And then grabbed the nearest phone and started smashing him with that until he needed a closed casket.

People are trash in one way or another and there isn't really any way around it. It's been over a year since I stopped talking to all of my daily friends, once-in-a-while friends, and acquaintances. I have one good friend, who has been through the same thing as me with quitting opiates and we've been boys for almost a decade - so we stick together. I had one other friend recently at work but I've decided to distance myself because he is kind of cheap and wants to hit my weed but not pay for it. I don't like people like that. But basically I don't like people or need people. They are not focused on success, and will never go where I am going. I don't want friends, parties, bitches or anything really. I'll worry about all that in 5 years after I have a Maserati and a nasty ass crib and stacks for days. You need to sacrifice what you are, for what you will become. People talk a lot of shit about how they are dedicated to this and that, but it's just a front, My eye is on the prize, fuck everything else.

That Gucci Mane shit is fucking terrible..I can't fuck with someone who sounds like they got a mouth full of cocks and balls all the time. Pretty much all I listen to lately is OB4CL2, and anything by Jada/Styles/Sheek or Hell Rell.

Look at that "last edited by" right up there. If that isn't a sign from the gods then I don't know what is. -GucciFunk/AxeAboutMeh

How the fuck can you even make a comparison like this? Shakira decided to take ONE class and now all of the sudden finding open classes is a national emergency? And you're trying to act like this is so common, that a person would be faced with this situation enough times to actually delay their education for a substantial amount of time? There is a word that not many have heard of, only spoken in superior schools where the waiting list for classes is pushed back to 2022. That word is "advance." See, you tack it on to "register for classes in" and end up with "register for classes in advance." This assures you that in the off chance one of your classes will become full for the next 5 years, you have a seat saved. Fucking amazing, huh? If you can't seem to get into a class for so long that your education is delayed and life seriously affected by it, then I think you need more help than college has to offer. If you actually analyzed this argument, you would realize that it isn't worth being debated by you and the voices in your head while you take a shit, let alone in a thread on 12oz. Now scroll up, click "Register" and try again.

This reminded me of a time back in like 5th grade. There was this chick we hung out with sometimes who lived very close. Her house was up on a very steep hill and was on a sharp corner. One day, it was a "half day" at school. So me and my boy are kicking it and we see all this commotion by her house. We go over there and apparently what they were doing is something we had done a few times as well with them. They would lay down on skateboards and go down the steep ass driveway off into the street. Well an SUV was coming around the sharp ass corner at just the right moment, and ran her fucking skull over. Her head was exploded in the fucking street. Popped like a pimple. The friend that was with her didn't come back to school for like months and was in counseling. Shit was bananas. It really bugged me out at the time but I totally fucking forgot about that until now.

Burlington Coat factory doesn't have much that you could steal and turn a very nice profit on without having to get cart-loads. It's a discount store so the best you could do probably is get some $150-200 leather coats. I wish a looting happened somewhere that had jewlery or video games. I dream about city riots and being able to kick in the doors of a jewelery store and go to town.

I'd expect a very well written card that expresses their extreme gratitude for my acts. Anything beyond that, karma has covered.

AHAHAHAHA. Dust and crack are a motherfucker, huh?

I got my ass smacked with a belt or a ping pong paddle only when I was reallll young and did some asshole shit. It only happened a handful of times when I really fucked up. They didn't hit me hard enough to really do anything, just to instill in my mind that I did something wrong. At a young age like that you can't really understand right and wrong from a philosophical stand point so when you're put into a bad situation you begin to learn that's what happens. Granted you could take their shit away, but then they just whine and bitch until you give it back. If you just went straight to a little ass slapping it would cut the shit. Once my dad died when I was 7, my mom had to raise me. She didn't really hit me ever, maybe 2 or 3 times. Once I got to be bigger than her, around middle school, she couldn't do shit. She would ground me and I'd say some really hurtful things like "I hope you fucking die in a fiery car crash cunt." I was a really fucked up kid and I had no remorse for such things. My anger enthralled me. Once I got to my mid teens, I started to think about things and decided on my own that it would be a very bad thing to not love and cherish this woman who sacrificed so much for me. These days I love my mom to death and would never do anything to hurt her. Sometimes she accuses me of something retarded but she's been under a lot of stress and grew up in a different generation. She can't see the world like me and I can understand that. I would never hit my kids. The only time I would is if they were like 16 and hit me, but I don't plan on that happening. There were a lot of things that I witnessed as a kid that later let to bad decisions or ways of thinking. One thing that would have greatly helped me skip some of the bullshit in life was having a proper outlook on it. I was brought up around church on Sundays, ridiculous theories about the right way to live and what life is. A lot of the people in my family are ordinary, simple-minded individuals who have never done anything significant and long lasting in life. I'm going to teach my kids from the earliest age possible about what the world really is, and how to excel in life. I'm going to teach them what is important and what is not. This didn't happen to me, and I had to almost ruin my life forever, tons of times, to learn what I know now. If these philosophies had been explained to me over and over as a kid, I would have been spamming AOL making 100k a week in '98 and not cracking people's passwords for cool screen names instead. I saw people making insane amounts of money, and it didn't even occur to me that I should seize the once in a life time opportunity of being able to spam unlimited with no legal trouble and a ridiculously untapped market. I regret that shit to this day, but I am now on a level that I will not fail. I am going to coach my children into being champions who shit on life and carry on my name in honor of the late great Gucci Funk. HaLLaH.

Hahahah, I know right? I'm the last person who mafuckas would expect to say that. I'm just on some other shit these days. I'm still that nigga, just a little wiser. I do not trust my drunk friends with my life in a vehicle. The only reason I used to was because I was most likely dipped out on like 9 drugs and could give a fuck less. :lol:

The craziest thing such as a complete disregard for human life? Listen to this shit. So back in the day, probably about 7th grade we're all kicking it during the summer. My cousin comes out with a can of mace that he stole out of a cop car. He sells the shit to this kid Drew. So we spend a couple hours fucking around, spraying it on eachother's arms and burning them, etc. Cut to later that day, we're all kicking it at this one spot we used to frequent, and Chris comes out. Chris is "that nigga to steal on" in the group. The kid who followed us around and got abused just to have us cool friends to brag about knowing. Out of nowhere on the low-low someone suggests that Drew should spray Chris with the mace. Now at first, we thought it would be pretty funny. I'm picturing him just giving him a quick spray and dude having to wash his face real good or something. Well Drew whips the mace out and chases Chris down. He tackles Chris like a fucking linebacker and proceeds to open up. He held Chris down and OPENED THE WHOLE CONTENTS OF THE CAN OF MACE DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES AND FACE. I am not exaggerating, the WHOLE can. We're all kind of shocked like "holy shit dude that was barbaric." Chris gets up in complete TERROR. His face looks like a tomato and he is crying like he just got blasted with a shotgun. It gets uncomfortable as fuck real fast, but Drew is laughing his ass off and calling Chris a pussy! So Chris goes to the emergancy room and ends up having 2nd or 3rd degree burns all over his face. He was rocking a mummy face for a minute. Drew had NO remorse AT ALL. Drew ended up going to juvi for it and it was his first of many downward spirals into his life of idiocy. It was the single most rawest act of complete carelessness for human well-being I have ever seen in my life. This dude was a stone cold heartless bastard. Chris never did a single thing wrong to him, and even after the fact didn't retaliate.

woah sooks i'm jelly .. you should make a GucciCondom one since i'm *that* nigga :cool: PS pm me your AIM i lost mine madd long ago and along with it my buddy list.

Someone should pay a toothless, 68 year old crack head to go in there.

1. Those "scams" are niggas getting money. When you get that credit report they get paid. When you take that free porn site offer, they get paid. 2. I got my job from a Craigslist ad. If you're in the technology industry, a very large amount of reputable companies use it. I've never gotten as many solid call backs as when I responded to Craigslist ads. That was basically pre/early-recession though.

I totally believe that there is SO much crazy shit out there, we could never understand it. Just looking at how complex our forms are and how complex the universe is, there is NO fucking way that we're the only advanced form existing somewhere. I think there are fucking geometric shapes of energy that communicate through eachother's thoughts and have uncomprehendable purposes in their "life." We could be an ant farm for them. They just make us get AIDS with their mind. We're a game for them.

If you step into a vehicle with someone who is drunk and has weed on them, and you don't immediately get the fuck out then whatever happens is kind of your fault. I got into my boys car last Friday, he reeked of booze and had weed on him, I told him to drop me back off at my house immediately before I fucked his shit up. Preserve yourself, instead of looking for excuses when shit hits the fan.

Catch a beauty mark =)

I used to fuckin' ledger flip and mix copious amounts of like 5 or 6 different things. I would be floating around in a fucking dream world in space until the sun was up.

I wouldn't ever take a tab, every person I've ever seen take one ended up in the ER covered in blood. I do like to take 6 or 7 paper hits though, along with 2 or 3 mg of Xanax. Guaranteed not to bug out even if SWAT teams bust into your house. I've been looking for lucy for like almost a year though and no dice. My boy at college says a bunch of dirty hippies live under him though, so I hopefully can score some soon. Acid helped me further realize how ridiculously evolved my steez is.

What is a financial aid refund?

Metallica - In Justice For All and/or Master Of Puppets