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    [girl's voice]

    I am a pretty little dutch girl

    As pretty as pretty can be

    And all the boys around my block

    Are crazy over me

     

    [MCPB]

    I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, faces

    Went in the salvation army for some used glasses cases

    Next to the doooorway

    The cashier catch me, held up an old map of Norway

    She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay'

    I looked at her anxiously

    Two lip rings looked like fangs to me

    I said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermal

    Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal"

    She said, "Go get a haircut"

    So I showed her my bare butt

    Pulled down my carhartts put my moon in her star-charts

    And to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my ass

    Said, "Now my moon's Jupiter"

    FUCKIN ASSHOLE

     

    [guy's voice]

    She has a boyfriend Fatty

    He comes from Cincinnati

    With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose

    And this is the way the story goes

     

    [MCPB]

    Clickity clack, he's at the rack with the jackets

    It's Black Italiano, lookin black cuz he's backlit

    "Ay, what's up with these fuckin Chinese lookin street gang jackets?"

    We started to slowdance

    I said, "No chance for romance

    If I have to wear condoms cuz they feel like snow pants"

    But I couldn't stay calm, because she revealed a bra

    Made of two yamakas, I said, "You're hella great!"

    Let's celebrate!

    We took the freight elevate-

    Er to continue our back-and-forth shaggin sports

    In the room with the davenports where men become cuckolds

    She chuckled

    I felt her knuckle above my belt buckle

     

    [guy's voice]

    One day when she was walking

    She heard her boyfriend talking

    To a little girl with a strawberry curl

    And this is what he said to her

     

    [MCPB]

    My pissed off Jabrowski

    Turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieslowski

    And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob"

    That porn snob

    That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ?????

    Every penis wants to be famous

    It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless

    She said, "I'm glad you explained that

    My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat"

    So I did, you know

    What can I say?

    I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail

     

    [black Italiano]

    Come On

    Bring your woman over here so I can show her a real Italian man

    I got the best of both fuckin worlds here

    Fuckin black man's dick, and an Italian man's brain

    Hehehee, FUCKIN ASSHOLE

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