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  1. Rodney Mullen: http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1165239928/Old_School_Rodney_Mullen
  2. somebody needs to start a new photohunt thread. now.
  3. I would exchange K-Fed for 2pac. seriously.
  4. who's white and who's not? what about latinos, jews, asians? is he going to exterminate europe and russia too? australia?
  5. umm.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0FI82DOuxE&NR the video's kind of long, it gets better by the end.
  6. I just started going to the gym again, and every muscle in the upper part of my body is aching. tomorrow it's legs and abs. fuck.
  7. les claypool kills shit.
  8. pretty big differences in the prices you have in the states. here in scandinavia a pack runs for an average of 4 euros. (except for norway, they have huge taxes on everything) i cop the bootleg russian cigarettes for 1 euro a pack. some of the russian cigs are horrible, but the quality brands like Marlboro are almost as good as the european ones.
  9. everybody knows everybody who's somebody smokes cigarettes. bunch of quitters.
  10. haha! they've actually tried to ban this here in finland, with no luck.
  11. I ate some licorice yesterday. I'll have to check my shit.
  12. turn your pee silver by drinking krink.
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    [girl's voice] I am a pretty little dutch girl As pretty as pretty can be And all the boys around my block Are crazy over me [MCPB] I was walkin down the street, lookin at boobs, asses, faces Went in the salvation army for some used glasses cases Next to the doooorway The cashier catch me, held up an old map of Norway She flipped it over, and the message read 'You're gay' I looked at her anxiously Two lip rings looked like fangs to me I said, "Hope my sperm will get under your thermal Underwear, because you're cuter than Nermal" She said, "Go get a haircut" So I showed her my bare butt Pulled down my carhartts put my moon in her star-charts And to make stupid stupider, I stuffed the ring up my ass Said, "Now my moon's Jupiter" FUCKIN ASSHOLE [guy's voice] She has a boyfriend Fatty He comes from Cincinnati With 48 toes and a pickle on his nose And this is the way the story goes [MCPB] Clickity clack, he's at the rack with the jackets It's Black Italiano, lookin black cuz he's backlit "Ay, what's up with these fuckin Chinese lookin street gang jackets?" We started to slowdance I said, "No chance for romance If I have to wear condoms cuz they feel like snow pants" But I couldn't stay calm, because she revealed a bra Made of two yamakas, I said, "You're hella great!" Let's celebrate! We took the freight elevate- Er to continue our back-and-forth shaggin sports In the room with the davenports where men become cuckolds She chuckled I felt her knuckle above my belt buckle [guy's voice] One day when she was walking She heard her boyfriend talking To a little girl with a strawberry curl And this is what he said to her [MCPB] My pissed off Jabrowski Turned three colors like Krzysztof Kieslowski And said, "A handjob's a man's job, your job's a blowjob" That porn snob That corn cob with a doorknob is a born slob ????? Every penis wants to be famous It's a good way to stay misogynistic and aimless She said, "I'm glad you explained that My name is Jane Pratt, before you jerk off on my head please pass me that rain hat" So I did, you know What can I say? I'm a lonely male who will settle for any phony in a ponytail [black Italiano] Come On Bring your woman over here so I can show her a real Italian man I got the best of both fuckin worlds here Fuckin black man's dick, and an Italian man's brain Hehehee, FUCKIN ASSHOLE
  14. what's transparent and lying in a ditch? a nigger who's got the shit kicked out of him.
  15. this is sick. http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1164551131/Double_Jointed
  16. quick quiz: anybody who knows what car this is?
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