AlwaysBombin

WHAAAAAAAATT, OKKAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY Quoted post [/b] I have a can of this sitting on my desk...I tried it once, sucked terribly. Redbull all day

The anticipation is killing me..who knew incest could be so much fun Fun as long as I'm not the dirty cousin fucker, yahmean?

Me and my girl are goin through mad shit right now too, fighting constantly, cuz I get jealous easy and she thinks it's without reason blah blah. Once you have sex it's all good again, just act tough til then

NEVER TAKE THE LITTLE BROWN INDIANS FOR A RIDE IN THE PINK CANOE. Quoted post In all my life my mother has had one sex talk with me, and this is it: when you have anal sex using your penis or your finger, make certain to wash then off before going into the vagina. It was amazing! Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: the best part is that she said "when" not "if" Quoted post [/b] Haha...anyways, my ex used to get a UTI like every 6 or 7 months, but she was a dirty whore who would fuck anything that moved and offered her herb, so yeah

I cracked 1,000 today...just now noticed

:haha: Seeking always comes through with a good late night laugh

I didn't quite fuck a girl with her brother watchin, but I did finger her under a blanket with her brother and his friend in the room...if he'd knew what was goin on prolly would have scarred him for life. I didn't like the lil fuck anyways

29.9...I'm a big dude but .1 under obese? Not even close

As much as it shames me to admit if, I've heard a few of their songs and I liked em. Oh god..what have I done

You get your shit back? More importantly, how's the incest coming along? Tomorrows the day eh?

Wait, so he really is 28? I thought that was bullshit...and he did have one funny skit, where a dude delivers a pizza to him and he puts a shoe on it and starts bitchin about not ordering a shoe. Made me laugh anyways Prolly cuz I was drunk

ITS BACK

I had a glass of OJ after brushing my teeth once and ended up yackin up everything my body could give...I never puke, so it was strange

I liken it to trying to get peanut butter out of a shag carpet with a paper towel Quoted post [/b]

Anyone sayin oh 17 and 18 year olds shouldn't be havin sex with 15 year olds blah blah is a fuckin moron. It's life, deal with it

WHODIE WHOOOOO

and yo couch!

Whoa, whoa, whoa...typing like that is most assuredly not whodie

Quoted post [/b] Bumpin it to a new page cuz it's damn funny

I prank people with this shit all the time...you catch someone who's nice and drunk and it can be pure comedy The best is when you can actually get the operator laughing

Haha, I always like to end the day on a high note Night team

Uh huh...suuuuure

The man certainly loves his wine