I'm not a big fan of UFC but thought that you all would find it interesting that about 3 hours before that BJ Penn fightthe other day I gave ol' boy 5 Kettle One Citroen and red bulls with an orange garnish. Dude was a cool motherfucker.
Tank of propane and a large torch..
Third item would be the most flammable liquid i could find in a 5 gallon container or as a large as i can get.
I'd turn that shit into a fire fight, leaving behind charred remains