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  1. NOVEMBER 7--Meet Billie Jo Hawks. The Kentucky inmate was just transferred to an isolation cell at the state's Correctional Institution for Women after jail officials discovered she was a man, baby. Hawks, 43, entered the state facility on October 22 after spending eight months in the women's section at a local Meade County lockup (Hawks was doing time on drug charges). The inmate's gender was determined via a physical exam earlier this week--something that was somehow, um, overlooked when Hawks was searched upon admission last month. In defense of the Kentucky prison officials, Hawks had been sentenced and booked as a female before he arrived to serve out a six-year sentence. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/bjhawks1.jpg'> Yea.
  2. http://home.planet.nl/~newhouse/macgyver.jpg'> Everyone Remembers this guy, and if you dont then you suck. The time he took apart a shotgun and a bike and made a litle cart to pull his friend whom was just shot. How bout the time he fought bigfoot?....that's gangsta. Well, we have all had to do things that we would see as being a macgyver moment....making a glove out of a sock...Making a bong out of a potato...or my favorite, the duct tape selophane condom...painful but necessary. Post yours.
  3. there are about 20 dishes piled up next to my computer...i just cant fathom the thought of having to do actuall "work" inside my house, that's for the rest of the people living here, not me, i work outside the house, ...fuck work, im lazy.
  4. what kind of wierd shit were you on when you thought this up......heartrates and transmitters...in a shoe? Crazy.
  5. Dude that was soooooooo last year. Get with the new stringy looking guy breakdancing robot thing man........................god, dont you know anything?!?
  6. I had sex, then after that i fell asleep, i woke up early the next morning and the chick was knocked the fuck out due to some alcohol from the night before....i had a woody so i then proceeded to masterbate and ejaculate into her open mouth whilt she was still sleeping...i never spoke to her again...should i post this in the assholes thread?
  7. IAM nigga......wow, that's strange, this past week ive gotten into this stuff and now somebody makes a thread on it...that's crazy... but yea, get IAM, their shit is tight, they got a few shots with wu-tang also. yea. gangsta.
  8. I work at an international legal center...Im an overseas manager, meaning i take buisness trips out of the country everynow and again, all paid for by the company and i always stay at the plaza where i hit on chicks all day long when not in buisness meetings. I hate my job though, id rather be doing some freelance design or some god damn graffiti all day, im at the point of bringing some paint in my suitcase and hitting up a bus during lunchtime. The only outlet i have right now is when i go out on missions and hit up, it's crazy, have to throw myself into the gutter just so i dont feel shitty about myself....damn yuppie piece of shit work.
  9. double word....... i think most peopel on this board are fucking "book bums" anyway...you know, those idiots that carry around a blackbook and think their shit dont stink....fuck people.
  10. Verdict is obviously guilty...as you have plainly stated before you asked Verdict?.. Sentence.......You take all the motherfuckers that were there, doesnt matter if they were the ones that raped or if they were the ones that were watching.....the ones watching are at more fault since they did not stop the assault from happening. You take each of the mofo's to a solitary cell and you put 5 hungry sewer rats in there, you putthe motherfucker in there naked and knocked out with his head, wrist, abdomen and ankles strapped to a plank of wood suspended from the top of the cell..the plank of wood would be hanging about two feet from the bottom of the cell....the rats will eventually start nibbling on the guy and ripping him apart from having to jump and cling onto a piece of flesh...the death will be extremely slow and the person will probably die of infection and blood loss before the rats eat him whole. ...on another note, the first piece to go would be the penis, since depending on the guy would be dangling from 4 to 6 inches lower..good times. This isnt too brash in my opinion...it's what's deserved...the thoughts that that women will have in her future until she dies will all be based around what these guys did to her and to them it would most probably have been a "good time" since they were all with friends. HELP KILL SOCIETY
  11. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^exactly....get a grip and stop your bitchin.
  12. you sound llike a fucking pussy....make a decision you fuck, dont waste time posting your sappy shit up....what kind of man looks to another to make a decision....you got balls fucker, use em, and if you make the wrong decision...oh fucking well..you get up and you make another stupid one...that's how it works.
  13. I actually work doing immigration....well here's the deal, in the last 7 days there has been an unpresedented amount of people getting deported...it';s funny how it works really......the us. gov. makes special programs for countrys and let these programs go on for about 5 to 7 years.....they legalize illegal aliens under these programs...in the 5 to 7 years since the aliens arive, they make their families here, kids, they create income they create jobs, now here's the funny part.....when those 5 years are over, they send immigration agents to kick these people out...sometimes (like it's happening now) they recieve letters stating they must leave voluntarily and sometimes they take the bounty hunter approach and barge in and take out the alien. now what happens next is us. gov at it' best....the parents get deported, but here's the thing...the children cant be deported since they are u.s. citizens...they obviiously have to go back with the parents to their mothering country..now the reason that the people left was because the country did not have any opportunities to begin with...so now, they go back to the same place, to subject their children to the same hardships that they had...or they leave them in the united states and they go into the foster care system, and we all know how well that turns out....now what happens is that these countries now get an influx (there are approximately 100 thousand people from any one country at any given time under these programs) of people that got deported, so now not only do they have to deal with the problems that were initioally fucking up the economy, they now have to deal with a great influx of peopel who now have to find work, in a barren place that didnt have work to begin with...tada....The us. gives hope, then takes the rug out from under them...how much money do you think 100 thousand people make in 5 to 7 years?...oh yea, the fees for special permits to work that fall under these programs cost 120 dollars each that are needed to pay to immigration..50 dollars for fingerprints...and 50 dollars for initial registration...do the math.....it's a capitallistick world brother, kill before you get killed.
  14. Kamikazee's Cuba Libre's Mutherfucking grey goose Castillo rum (plata and oro)
  15. she later went on to tell me that she broke up with dennis since he was fucking some girl last night.......dennis's s/n is ohflsk8er by the way....plus the damn women got my number since im a fcuking idiot and left it on my away message and called me....sexy sexy voice......goes out of the way to tell me it's illegal to post people's pictures.......you hear that vince!!!!, you fucking homo!!!!:D I kinda felt sorry for her....until she told me it was illegal...now fuck her....damn you vince!!!!
  16. twobittersummer: who is this? Me: WUT DA HELL? Me: WHO DIS IEA? Me: oh, hey baby Me: how you doing? twobittersummer: someone on this sn IMed me last night Me: yea i wanted to know if you wanted to party twobittersummer: well who is this? Me: im one of dennis's friends Me: he said your down for whatever twobittersummer: im down? Me: yea, like down to do stuff....that'w what he said...im only going by what he said twobittersummer: stuff as in? Me: as in your down to have some fun with people....cuz he showed me a picture of you, and let me tell you, your one sweet looking little lady twobittersummer: ha ok Me: so how much truth was he saying? twobittersummer: about what? Me: about you being down to fuck a total stranger twobittersummer: humm no twobittersummer: so where in ohio are you? Me: lincoln, ohio twobittersummer: ok twobittersummer: you go to the bar with dennis? Me: yea sure, and parties and stuff Me: lots of beer Me: so you wanna get loaded babe Me: ? twobittersummer: which bar? Me: the one with the beer Me: the one where i met him twobittersummer: oh strokers? Me: nah the unstroker Me: so how about that sexin? Me: i know your not all sweet and whatnot. twobittersummer: did you see the pic of me with the red hair or the blue hair? Me: i know you like the big sausagola Me: blond hair twobittersummer: oh too bad dennis only has a pic of me with black hair twobittersummer: and he lives in canton ohio Me: a streak of black hair with blond hair baby twobittersummer: no twobittersummer: it was all black Me: no, i mean you have blond hair Me: fuck the picture twobittersummer: k Me: forget the picture Me: can i smell you, id like to smell you before anything, gotta see if your clean and whatnot twobittersummer: ok Me: oh cool, so your down for that? Me: double bubble Me: do you like it? Me: iut's good for you Me: so amber...why the silence? twobittersummer: i dunno Me: tell me a secret babe twobittersummer: wha? Me: tell me a secret twobittersummer: naw Me: why not? twobittersummer: my mom is a guy Me: i think that hat you wear, the one with the red lining is too big for you, you look mighty sexy though Me: really, howd that come about? twobittersummer: whats your email addy? Me: and what is up with the psycho bitch thing? twobittersummer: oh i dunno Me: so you are a little crazy? twobittersummer: yes Me: how crazy? twobittersummer: whats your email so i can send you pics Me: just direct link Me: that simple twobittersummer: my doesnt work twobittersummer: and its slow Me: really Me: not too slow i beleibe twobittersummer: but im kinda busy, so i can send em later Me: what'ca doin twobittersummer: school work Me: really Me: what's your major? twobittersummer: undecided Me: how bout deciding to be on this sausageola baby Me: that's a great path to take twobittersummer: no im good Me: really, you like the muff? Me: i do too but i just want to know where you stand on it twobittersummer: you dont Me: i dont what? twobittersummer: can you just leave me alone, cause i know you dont know dennis Me: like the muff....yea i do, i really do Me: oh okay Me: i know you now though Me: so....hey baby. twobittersummer: wtf twobittersummer: vince leave me alone Me: who the fuck is vince Me: seriously Me: cuz im not him twobittersummer: well gimme you email Me: yea hold on Me: just one sec twobittersummer: k Me: so when am i getting thos pics? Me: cuz i know stuff twobittersummer: when your email works Me: my email does work twobittersummer: r u on a websight? Me: nah Me: just a regular joe shmoe that fell in love with you, that's all twobittersummer: im in love with dennis Me: no your not Me: dont hurt me anymore babe Me: just tell me you love me Me: my email does work Me: please stop the hurting twobittersummer: i dont know you twobittersummer: and leave me alone twobittersummer: this is lame Me: well you said you would email me your pics Me: hey im about to leave, ill talk to you later Me: and i do know you Me: you and your fur looking coats Me: bye bye
  17. yea man, more info, this amber chick is pretty fucking lame, give me some dirt so i can fuck with her or seomthing. P.S. she swears im some idiot named vince...who the fuck is vince...is that you swiffer...are you bad terrible vince...did you beat her?????!?!?
  18. Just look at little kid pics....that's what i do.
  19. did he shoot him though, i saw a split second of it at work and though what the fuck, then they tackled the fool....does anyone know why the man was getting shot at....and how did he get that hole in his head?
  20. Your on school property, your fucked, i hated that shit, and there really isnt anything you can do about it. because if your not tehre, you get in trouble for truancy, if you do go and get in trouble, your fucked.....so the moral of the story, if you took drugs, weapons, blackbooks, magnums, pilots, anything that will get you in trouble in school, then you deserve to get searched...if you dont like getting searched, then dont fuck up. Just do your time, get out of highschool and realize like everyone of us who graduated realized, that highschool was a crock of shit, socially and educationally as well.
  21. The going price for that is 5 g's nukka. And yea, deportation is a bitch. It's all about the Husband status for me.
  22. First time painted an overpass. The adrenaline was incredible, cars under me, i remember not smelling anything, just the rust on the bridge, the grainy feel of the cement and then my fingers going numb, my whole body went numb with adrenaline, i wasnt wearing a shirt and the fall running away from the spot i took that gashed my shoulder blades. It was a beautiful night, then driving around for an hour just to see it. Incredible stuff. I remember there were cars honking at me and i heard people screaming at me. what a night.
  23. Yea, so popping the question is one of the hardest things to do, what is it that you all (12oz society) expect to find in getting married. I personally look forward to the companionship, being dependent and getting depended on. Having a family. What about you all? and if youve already gone down the carpet what is it that keeps you there?
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