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oneeightyone

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  1. oh i remember savanahh. she's in this movie the first porn i ever saw called "roxy" yea.
  2. DC isnt that bad, it all depends on how you maintain yourself to be honest, i remember we were in a good part of d.c just a few blocks from the mall but some suburban kids were being suburban and caught wreck outside a record store. it's all if's and tiff's however staying in a bad neighborhood, that you know is bad, when you arent doing the bad shit is no good. And i hate charm city, i always thought that place was drudgery. be safe lady. Villian, im gonna eventually look at that place yoru staying at but i think plans have taken a completely diff. step in the ways of life (yea it involves another chick lol) so we'll see.
  3. wolf creek sucked major asshole. jesus christ. it's uneventful for bout.. 98% of the movie, the one part where there is action it's gone, afew funny moments to laugh at but overall a big waste of cash.
  4. I hate small towns, i hate em, on a roadtrip to the casino out in west va we had to travel through the mountains and got stuck in a place called marshall virginia... fuck that. you know there's places with no concrete.. it's all gravel, like roads. ... wierd.
  5. I think one thing that turns me off more then fat chicks and i did bang a fat chick once and feel horribly disgusted is hairy pussy, sure it's fine if its trimmed but i fucked a fat chick that had the head of a small child there.
  6. I LOVE TEAM HANDSOME, I live team handsome, I breath team handsome, i am team handsome, It's a religion and im in the pew bangin' the nuns. wonk saggin.
  7. She's not white pendejo. god damn dominicans/ puerto ricans. Id add my two cents but eh, im wasted.
  8. PLEASE BID ON MY FRIEND AND SUPPORT HIS INDULGENCE FOR THE FINE BREW. HERE IS THE LINK : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...item=5643504298]MANE OF STEEL[/url] This shit has titanium in it. DESCRIPTION: MAGESTIC MULLET FOR SALE 100% OF THE PROCEDES GO TO CHARITY ORGANIZATION! You are bidding on 1 freshly cut mullet. The hair is thick and strong and has been well kept since day one. WILL NOT CUT UNTIL THE ITEM SELLS! As an option, I will shampoo with paul mitchell shampoo and condition too for an extra dollar. Little background on the man behind the hair; I am a stong, manly 20 year old male built of steel and Budweiser. I was born on a cold night in a cave in the heart of Virginia and raised by wolves until i was 17. At 17 i moved to boston to fight the yankee opression and grow into a man. After making more money than any man could dream of i moved back to the south to be with my brothers and to live out my life. Now, at the ripe age of 20, I have grown to be a strong, sensuous man who spends days fishing and watching nascar and nights hanging out with my woman and dog and fighting crime. NEWEST DEScRIPTIONS FROM THE HORSES MOUTH: I am taking a journey into the deep dark depths of Tijuana, Meixco to see my brother. To do so I must go through grueling training for the next 7 weeks by drinking as much whiskey as possible, bathing in brut cologne, and picking up as much women as I can at the waffle house at 2am. I am also giving you the benifit to buy my goddamn american made hair of fuckin steel. I am tired of smuggling children into the US in my hair so I am cutting it off to get this monkey off my back.
  9. Listen to Lens. he's fucking smart.
  10. Our Beloved Tease is turning 24 on the 11th, why am i posting it so early, cuz it's a whole week and some days of celebrating motherfuckers GOD LOVES THE PIMP CUP! ! !
  11. Wait.. i took a dump in your tuba?
  12. wait am i a knightbat? i think im gonna get in a car and drive out west one of these days. i know it's off topic but really, i do.
  13. I remember once when someone was talking about rage against the machine, and how can one rage against the machine whilst sitting in a million dollar home. . . .
  14. Actor Pat Morita Dies at 73 By TIM MOLLOY, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 29 minutes ago LOS ANGELES - Actor Pat Morita, whose portrayal of the wise and dry-witted Mr. Miyagi in "The Karate Kid" earned him an Oscar nomination, has died. He was 73. ADVERTISEMENT Morita died Thursday at his home in Las Vegas of natural causes, said his wife of 12 years, Evelyn. She said in a statement that her husband, who first rose to fame with a role on "Happy Days," had "dedicated his entire life to acting and comedy." In 1984, he appeared in the role that would define his career and spawn countless affectionate imitations. As Kesuke Miyagi, the mentor to Ralph Macchio's "Daniel-san," he taught karate while trying to catch flies with chopsticks and offering such advice as "wax on, wax off" to guide Daniel through chores to improve his skills. Morita said in a 1986 interview with The Associated Press he was billed as Noriyuki "Pat" Morita in the film because producer Jerry Weintraub wanted him to sound more ethnic. He said he used the billing because it was "the only name my parents gave me." He lost the 1984 best supporting actor award to Haing S. Ngor, who appeared in "The Killing Fields." For years, Morita played small and sometimes demeaning roles in such films as "Thoroughly Modern Millie" and TV series such as "The Odd Couple" and "Green Acres." His first breakthrough came with "Happy Days," and he followed with his own brief series, "Mr. T and Tina." "The Karate Kid," led to three sequels, the last of which, 1994's "The Next Karate Kid," paired him with a young Hilary Swank. Morita was prolific outside of the "Karate Kid" series as well, appearing in "Honeymoon in Vegas," "Spy Hard," "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" and "The Center of the World." He also provided the voice for a character in the Disney movie "Mulan" in 1998. Born in northern California on June 28, 1932, the son of migrant fruit pickers, Morita spent most of his early years in the hospital with spinal tuberculosis. He later recovered only to be sent to a Japanese-American internment camp in Arizona during World War II. "One day I was an invalid," he recalled in a 1989 AP interview. "The next day I was public enemy No. 1 being escorted to an internment camp by an FBI agent wearing a piece." After the war, Morita's family tried to repair their finances by operating a Sacramento restaurant. It was there that Morita first tried his comedy on patrons. Because prospects for a Japanese-American standup comic seemed poor, Morita found steady work in computers at Aerojet General. But at age 30 he entered show business full time. "Only in America could you get away with the kind of comedy I did," he commented. "If I tried it in Japan before the war, it would have been considered blasphemy, and I would have ended in leg irons. " Morita was to be buried at Palm Green Valley Mortuary and Cemetery. He is survived by his wife and three daughters from a previous marriage.
  15. Dear 12oz, So i sit here today staring out the window and i thnk to myself...why do you suck so much ass lately. We used to be cool, id come in, have a few laughs. enjoy the P.G. bashing and even rock out in my off white Beef Venue t-shirt on sunny days. Taking road trips with fellow friends of yours and even getting up with a few of them. Id find myself at waffle houses hudreds of miles from home at odd hours of the night with not one but even up to about 4 or 5 of your most loyal fans. Talking about what else? why 12oz is so cool and how because of it, here we are, hundreds of miles away enjoying waffles for dinner. I think when i saw you take down the krie thread, that kinda sucked, there's still people on here missing him, but i guess he's yesterday's news. Just like your once positive character., it's gone. Actually, ill leave that as the last note on my behalf...you took down the Krie Thread. That lets me know how you have changed. -Mr. 181. P.S. A little bird came and told me this as it sat on the window sill. . . "but i know alot of us have talked and we can all agree that 12oz has become stale and wack the last year or so. basically since they got all the new mods. seriously, it's not a real job to "work" at 12oz, it's the fucking internet. we are nothing more than letters on a computer screen, they take things to seriously. hey, i better watch what i say or i might get a threatning call from one of them! yeah, wonk saggin!"
  16. hit me on pm, if this is about angels then they were sent via gmail a while ago..jesus, was it a year? application will be accepted shortly
  17. TEAM FUCKING HANDSOME It's a Lifestyle.
  18. I Got drunk with doug e. fresh and threw shit at peter paul and mary. . . doug e fresh is cooler then bangles. however, he does not have a vagina and is not a small white lady that i can bang bang bang bang bang.
  19. dude your 17, i thought you were 24. where the fuck is that state your age thread. and yea, id take tease's advice and bag a broad.
  20. man, this post is gangsta as fuck.
  21. where the hell can you rack montana and belton from. interesting. here's some flicks, lots of shameless self promo that ill probably take down later, *edit* it's later .
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