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oneeightyone

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  1. fuck if i know, i dont watch mtv so i dont know, all i do know is i just got me a nice old levis denim jacket, and im bringing back the motehrfucking mural backs kids....YEA!
  2. yea i was drunk as shit too, i suggest you take a "tnt", that cleared me up, half a double shot of tobasco and half tequila, that shit kills your intestines but you sweat the alcohol out in like 10 minutes.
  3. I dont know, i think everyone should go and paint a piece to start the year off right, that's all. Shamless Self Promotion. Gangsteriffico. http://img6.photobucket.com/albums/v19/ikeashopper088/01-01-2004.jpg'>
  4. WErd, it's 3:11 over here and i got to pen my office 2morrow morning, im out for now, but best beleive ill be back early 2morrow morning, go to sleep buddy, 5 hours is better then none.
  5. From what i understand there is a plate out in the ocean that moved, and it hit the one in cali, yet it didnt do anything to cali, it sort of rippled up in the middle, and the middle being virginia, it's sort of like a scrunchy, you can push on one side against a wall but the middle will rise up instead. it was 4.5 on the scale.
  6. Im at my mothers house and all of a sudden she starts screaming, im like what the fuck, she says the whole house is shaking, i didnt notice, i was kicking the shit out of the dryer and didnt feel it, later i get a call from my office asking if im okay, i didnt feel anything...meng, virginia and earthquakes dont necesarilly mix. about 120 from washington d.c and around the richmond area. good stuff...im about 15 miles from the district and felt that shit here, how the hell are the richmond people doing?
  7. Marry an american...seriously,or if your parents are residents try to obtain a "v" visa, which essentially is a family unification program, they are currently used when lets say the parents and 2 brothers are legal but one person isnt, if you do in fact try to get a visa to study, there have been times when peopel had to go back to their place of origin and wait for it, (which ultimately sucks asshole). But if you did not come into the united states legally, then there is a possiblitly that you will have to go back to the bahamas and wait for it...ask your lawyer about the V visa and also about a F1 - F 2 Student visa. But if you say that your lawyer is taking care of it then you should be straight, but ask for references and also dont go to a notary public, go to a lawyers office.
  8. Hey what do you get when you mix a black guy and a mexican...a puerto rican..haha. Okay, yea im a fucking immigrant in this bitch. Came over the border when i was 1 and am now damn near 40, kinda stringent since i can get deported and my legal status taken away if im caught painting. kinda funny isnt it. I hate my fucking country, cant do shit there, the gangs run everything, the police, the stores, even the fucking government to an extent.. the only thing about my country i like is the view of the volcanoes and the sexy bitches, the country ones though, the city ones can eat a big one. I like america to an extent, but id rather be here then back where i came from, it has treated me like shit and it still does, ive got my (A) number tattooed on my back with a barcode like the cow they make you out to be. Im still plotting the revolution though. So if any motherfucking knuckleheads wanna get down and plot out our future, im all down for it. Cheese and beans my brothers, cheese and beans.
  9. not yet, im one of those people that can get my status taken back by the united states department of justice and deported back to my country, so criminal records are a no no for the next 2 years, i did get chased by a few cops and the ghetto bird a few times, those were fun.
  10. what a fucking faggot, you fucking wigger motherfucker, you dont fuck around with the word nigger, and fuck you, i can call you a cracker faced wigger cuz your a punk motherfucker, that simple, your a piece of fucking shit human being, i see you prancing around with a visor turned back and saying "sheeeet", punk motherfucker. Gangsta.
  11. life is pretty boring and repetative until you do something to get yourself out of the norm...go for a walk, drink beer, fuck a chick, masterbate to new porn everyday, new outlines, or fucking paint. Tease is a fucking jerkface that deserved to get skullfucked with a rusty hairiron...seriously you piss me off you fucking wiggerface motherfucker. i really want to fucking murder you in front of your mother and watch her cry. Gangsta.
  12. fuck taht shit... got home from work, played a little on the axe, drank a few mgd's, then got captured by the sound of my brother playing dance dance revolution upstairs, fucking drinking and jumping around on a mat to arrows and techno music is the motherfucking shit..........for all of those that like to get fucked the hell up....try this. TNT: take a shot glass, double shot if you got the balls........50% tequila (jose cuervo cheap piss is recommended) 50% tabasco sauce...dont even think about it, just swig that shit....and dont take a lemon slice like a fucking sorority girl you fuckign pussies....i cant stand it when fucking guys take a shot of tequila and then follow it up with a lemon or salt and shit...i mean what the fuck is that?!?!? Fucking pussies. Gangsta.
  13. i did the smart (heavy sarcasm), and began playing with the neck pick up and raised the bridge pickup to where it's about 5 cm from the strings, i raised the entire volume up on the guitar and was playing the neck at 1 on the amp.....i then accidently hit the pickup switch and it tuned into the bridge...holy fuck, i think i woke up the entire neighborhood..and this was on 1 on the amp.......im scared to play it at 10.
  14. hmmmm.......i was thinking of making a machine gun, guitar hybrid......as i wail on the gittar and do a killer guitar solo id simultaneously shoot lots and lots of people. That's fucking money kid.....do a crazy ass guitar solo on top of a cop car ( im thinking of this, while listening to the guitar on white stripes : seven nation army) and just wreck shit. man, time to get the tools out. Gangsta.
  15. http://www.bcrich.com/2003/bronze/warlock/bronze_warlock.jpg'> and this one.
  16. Id' fuck my little cousin in the ass for one thing. Id probably go on a fucking spree, just fucking people. Masturbating in public and all that nice shit. Id blow some shit up too, just douse people in gas and light the motherfuckers, id probably shoot someone in the eye just to see what's inside the eyeball, and depending on how far gone in the day it is, id like to actually "skullfuck" someone, especially a chick and hear her scream as i mash her brain to mush....well maybe. Id also like to humiliate a lot of people, especially really hot women, and popular males. Id shoot a cop also and let him know that was for all the lives he destroyed, then somehow get his family and shoot them in front of him...obviously a lot of people deserved to get arrested, but it'd be nice to destroy a man like that. But if i cant do all that shit, id definitely fuck a lot of people.
  17. So who the hell has a guitar on here? What kind? and how long have you been playing? Also, do you plan on becoming a rockstar like me? Here's mine. http://www.ibanez.com/guitars/zoom/GAX70BK.jpg'>
  18. way to go, but you better be in it for the long run....and the internet thing...im all down for that, i met a chick on there when i was 11 years old she was 11 years old, now im an old man and i still talk to her and am planning on moving in with her soon and marrying her ass later on down the road. i shared one of the best moments of my life with her........it took place on the mean streets of d.c. also. (even though dc isnt all that mean).
  19. no but i think ill eventually get there, i drink at least one cup of hard liquor a day, every weekend im getting fucked up, and sometimes on mondays when i dont feel like going to my college classes on tuesday, but yea, i see a good sharp turn into a.a. lane in the future.
  20. :give a look of suspision as well, maybe sleepanddream and oneeightone are thinking the same thing...hmmmmm. 12 years old...or 45 years old?
  21. Madrid Spain London, England Tokyo, Japan That place where the four states meet. Long Island, New York.
  22. you know it's funny, ive never really thought about painting something other then a piece with spray paint...jesus.
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