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oneeightyone

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  1. haha, me gustan las guerras tambien. *para mis papeles
  2. i have two numbers one is the number of people i've had intercourse with the other number includes all experiences of a deeply intimate nature i mean hey, if dude is gonna bust a nut the instant of penetration does that count as sex? yeah, it does... in my second count that's the count i'll give boyfriends..if they want to know but guys aren't much different then chicks in that respect either almost doesn't matter how the fuck many a guy has slept with if a girl has a total that shatters her boyfriend's image of her then it's way too many and she'll never live it down Quoted post [/b] True that. hey ego.. i was expecting to see names like. carlos, enrique, gustavo, joaquin, mauricio, pedro, paco. pablo, smiley, flaco, gordo, looney, and the like.. these names as "chad" are not in the stereotype.
  3. She's just a messican, that's how they are. on another note i want to put some fiberglass wings on a geo metro with a hemmy... plane?
  4. Good. I think homeless are a fucking waste of space. Honestly i wouldnt mind getting a grip of those motherfuckers and playing some human-hunting game. I mean shit. who's gonna miss em. The plague of society that's what they are. asking me for change. nigga i aint got change for myself. pffff. ill read the article when im on the can.
  5. i dont know what the fuck this shit means.
  6. If you do seeking i would call it "Nigga with an "A" Bam, Trademark motherfucker. on the topic at hand. I would fire a motherfucker that didnt show up in a suit and tie for a press conference, on the spot. throw a basketball at the back of his head and scream "your fired motherfucker. mmooooooooovAAAA'
  7. I had an ex send me pictures of her slit wrists after we broke up. this was recent too. It was really strange, and she did some time in a mental institute as well. She also sent me pictures with her and some random fat dude. Honestly i could give two shits about it at this point however i still have em around and have her parents address, i think the worst was the random calls at 4am with her screaming I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU into the receiver and then cryin, just cuz she would keep me up. she still calls from time to time, however i just dont acept the calls. golf clap to ravens story.
  8. Not to drop your hopes of your tattoo but remember that in like two years those letters are not gonna be up to par with what you can do and you might not like it.
  9. Mine just called me yesterday, out of nowhere, what a horrible sack of shit, first time i takl to her in half a year and it's an argument. amazing. 2006 sucka free.
  10. wait what? shit i did for random people ] this'll come down laters.
  11. haha. welcome the the club homie. *edit, not to shameless self promo's post
  12. whats this Matisyahu guy too, i heard maybe half a song of his, ?
  13. My text messages are legendary in my circle. for reals. i should give my phone away to my friends when this happens. Also drunken sex sucks.. cuz you never know if you finish or not. and that's scary and embarrasing
  14. Mostly by cops. oh and mexicans. Murder Capital niggas.
  15. Im hanging onto sanity right now, im in that wierd 21 year old state of mind where im wondering what tomorrow brings. im really really scared, like, hella. I should just join the army or something. be like villian rocking bcg's and acting wierd as fuck. maybe get some welfare babies. or go the starving artist route.. but i like designer fashions too much.
  16. Best new member: I dont know Most likely to be a cop: Makros Most likely to be banned: Tease.... again. Most likely to be in a band: Makros Hipster Bingo: Choose from the wide selection of moderators Funniest Member: Mero Most Consistent: What does this mean/ Most Consistently Lame: Choose from the wide selection of moderators...cuz 12oz=real life Best Pictures: That nigga blue something with the fat ass booty broads Funniest Mod: VaginaSaliva oner Thank God he/she's gone: ? Homecoming Queen: Rage (no hard feelings but i chuckled thinking this up) Most likely to get gold fronts: Dat nigga dez Holy Fucking Emo Batman: Choose from the wide selection of moderators. minus symbols Most Likely to be a serial killer: villian Best member of 05 on all accounts: Ego Maniac
  17. hahahahahhaha wash it more often. i hate sticking my foot in my mouth. i did it like, 4 times this morning.
  18. Friday - Work. Get Hair Cut Hip Hop Show Appearance with the crew Saturday - Finish morning Appointment pack up car and drive somwhere Supposedly party at night. i will try my hardest to get wasted. Sunday - Wake up TBA TBA (fit painting in there) BONUS!!!! Monday - Wake up TBA TRY TO paint.
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