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I've been trying to get fired from my wretched job for the past 3 weeks
and I've come to a conclusion that the "GEORGE CASTANZA THEORY",
does in fact, work.
here is a list of things I have done in the past week alone:
1. Called in 'sick' last 'Sunday morning' or 4:30am Saturday night,
completely wasted. Loud music and other drunken people talking in background, manager asks, "if Im sick?" and my wasted response is, "Its gonna be one of those days, if ya catch my drift".....
2. IVE DONE NO WORK FOR 6 WEEKS. NOTHING. NADA.NONE.NAN.
3. Come 15 minutes late for the next 2 days.
4. Call in 20 minutes before Wednesdays shift starts and mumble "something has come up, I cant make it in"..(we're supposed to call 4 hours before)
5. Late again the next day.
6. Don't show up or call yesterday
7. 15 minutes late again today, I was in the building but I stopped to chat with a few guys from the print shop.
So what the fuck is going on??!
I have to admit, things this week got real drastic, real fast.
But im at my wits end! It makes no sense!
Initially I thought my not doing any work
would get my ass fired, but no one seems to care or notice.
I don't know what to do, Im 5 minutes away from sending my manager
an email with the word nigger in it.