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SARSdealer

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  1. boogie boogie nigger no, only really poor black people go to the mall for that. black people that steal money from their parents or from their job(if they have one) go to the movies, because thats where they can pay only $8 to see the movie and get frr air or heat, and if they worked hard that summer trying to steal that video camera, then they video tape it so they can watch it at home and sell it to their friends so they can buy weed. (its all jokes)
  2. hey we all know the only reason black people go to the movie theater is for the free air condintioning in summer and heat in the winter.
  3. 2 NIGHT SPECIAL, 3 SHOWS A NIGHT, AND IT WAS WELL WORTH THE 20$ COVER. SHE WAS MAKING OUT WITH THE OTHER STRIPPERS. ONE OF THE ILLEST SHOWS I EVER SEEN. SOOO DOPE...BEST BELIEVE ILL BE FIRST INLINE NEXT TIME AROUND.
  4. and this one was one of my fav. of all times, it was a freestyle he busted out in an interview on BET in 1997. its short tho. "YEA NIGGAS, ITS THE HAWK BABY.... IGHT YO CHECK IT .ON THE STREET I PACK..ONE ...TWO..I PACK 3 GUNS/ A KNIFE/ A WHIP/ AND I STACK FUNDS/EVERY NIGGAS JAW DROPS WHEN THEY SEE ME ROLLIN/I PLAY MY CARDS RIGHT SO THEY KEEP FOLDIN/ WHEN IM IN THE LAB I PACK..ONE.. TWO... I PACK 3 LENSES ON MY TELESCOPE/ NIGGAS TRY TO ROB ME CAUSE IM CRIPPLE/ THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN AND SHOOT THEM IN THE NIPPLE/ I SEE MORE BEAVER THAN WALLY CLEAVER/ MOST OF THE TIME THAT SHIT IS TRIMMED NEATER/...(PAUSE FOR COUGHING, CATCHES BREATH)..... . . EVERY RHYME I SPIT IS ONE HAWT TAMMALI/ MY DICK GETS MORE STROKES THAN MAHAMMED ALI." ONE OF MY FAVS....U CANT FRONT ON THE HAWK.
  5. "EVERY NIGGA ON THE BLOCK IS ACTIN A FAG/EVERY NIGGA GETS JEALOUS CAUSE I PEE IN A BAG/ I LET MY PANTS SAG/ SOMETIMES I GRAFF TAG/ MY NURSE CHEWS MY FOOD SO I WONT GAG/ BUT YO CHECK IT. IMA GET SERIOUS FOR A MIN...HERE WE GO DUNNY ITS THE S. DOT HAWK/ YOU KNOW I CANT WALK/BUT IF YOU TRY AND FRONT ON ME ILL HAVE YOU LINED IN CHALK SON/ ITS NO JOKE, I DONT PLAY/ YOU MAKE FUN OF ME YOULL BE BRANDED AS GAY/I NEVER HALF STEP CAUSE MY LEGS DONT MOVE/I NEVER CHOKE CAUSE THEY PRECHEW MY FOOD/ILL JACK YOU UP FOR NO REASON AT ALL,/ I MITE BE CRIPPLED/ BUT MY CHAIR ROLLS THRU WALLS//I WORK FOR NASA CAUSE THEY GIMME THE LOOT/IF YOUR IN MY WAY ILL GIVE THE HORN A TOOT/ I GET MORE BITCHS THAN M.C. HAMMER/ THEY FLOCK TO ME CAUSE IMA GANGSTER RAPPER/YOU WANNA KNOW WHY/ ITS CUZ IM PRETTY FLY FOR A CRIPPLED GUY/CHECK MY STEEZ/ I STILL PACK GUNS/ EVEN IF YOU SNEEZ/ ILL BUST A CAP IN YOU SON/ THIS LAST LINES IMPORTANT SO YOU BETTER REMEMBER/ I STILL BRING THE HEAT, EVEN IN DECEMBER.
  6. HE HAD THE ILLEST VERSE IN THAT SINGLE LAST YEAR "ILL SLAP NIGGAS THRU TIME" "WHEN S. DOT HAS THE MIC/ S. DOT WILL SLAP YOU DYKES/IM THE ILLEST NIGGA TO ROLL THRU NASA/ WHEN I ROLL THRU YOU BETTER RUN FASTER/ CAUSE BEST BELIEVE ON THE TELEYSCOPES IM THE MASTER/BITCH I STUDY CLOCKS/ ILL HAVE YOU LOST IN TIME LIKE MICHEAL J. FOX./I TALK THRU COMPUTERS BUT I PUNCH WITH MY KNUCKLES/ STRANGLE WITH BELT BUCKLES/ AND WHEN YOU TRY TO FIGHT BACK I ROBOTICALY CHUCKLE/DONT FRONT NINJA, CAUSE I ROLL WITH THEO HUXTABLE/ NIGGA.
  7. http://www.oxygen.ie/cine/pics/zoolander.jpg'> http://www.cincinnati.com/freetime/movies/mcgurk/img/zoolander.jpg'> blue steel and magnum
  8. ^^^^^someone buys their clothes at target.
  9. still too fucking sad. i still find it hard to belive that this thread was started in 2001..and i find it hard to believe i cant remeber my girlfriends middle name ..but i can still remember the exact moment i clicked on this thread 2.5 years ago or so...no joke. i stayed home sick that day, was making toast and watching tv....then i saw this.. sucks.. naceo, keep up the good work whereever you are.
  10. http://www.psy.cmu.edu/~kidblount/swif_rave2.jpg'> i found it you fucks..my fav. 12oz memory of 2003.
  11. sleep with him. more than once..thats all he really wants is to be held.
  12. new years eve day. fight with gf. new years eve night..fight with girlfriend, fight with girlfriend at shitty party her friends bf brought us too. fought some more..didnt drink cause i had to drive..stoped fighting with gf. got along really good. got road head on the way home. sucked but every new years sucks
  13. it seems like everytime i even think about doing a spot, mother fuckers always seem to pop up..even when im jus thinking about it....heres 2 perfect examples.... 2 weeks ago, it was a nice day..sunny and shit and im bored so i think tomyself mabey ill go do a chill wall or somthing since i havent painted in a while..so open up my window to see how warm it was..and as i open it and look out and i think "its pretty nice, i should go do that chill spot" and jus as i finish that thought.... 2 motherfucking cop cars come flying in through my apartments driveway...(they were passing thru to go to the other apartments) number 2... last night im eyeing this train line spot i been wanting to do, but its always really live around the area cause it can be seen by the street and theres a bar right there too so there always alot of people...so im like fuck it im gonna do this spot. the second i pull in the parking lot to get my paint and roll..and fucking cops flys up behind me and shines his highbeams and throws on his lights.. apparently i have the same car as a guy that jus got into a fight at the bar..but after talking ot for to find out i wasnt a 38 year old black guy he said happy new year and bounced. mabey im jus over supersticious(sp?) but i believe that if your supposed to do somthing, shit will be alright....but if your not supposed to do somthing..there will always be signs to stop you. and as i think back on shit i did, and got caught or in trouble for..there was always signs i should have noticed enough to stop. maybe im jus a fucking idiot...there are soo many more examples. heres another quick one...me and my friend go to do this line spot..but to get to it u have to wlk on the tracks from the street..so we get in no problem..it starts to rain so i do somthing quick and bounce...soon as we walk out and fucking cop passes us and turn on the next block..so we throw our bags, and start walking fast to the car..the second we get it and cop pulls up behind me..ask what were doing, why we were on the tracks. all that bullshit..he let us go cause we had a story planned out..but still..shit is wack. and i remember when i was going to pick up my friend..i saw 2 cop cars with their lights on, in the railroad tracks in my town..but i didnt think twice about it...
  14. i was at a party 2 min away from your house last night player. i was gonna call you to do fr8s when i left..they were layd up.
  15. SOMEONE PLEASE POST THAT PIC OF EL MAMMERO THAT SOMEONE DOCTORED SO THAT SWIF WAS IN THE MIDDLE AND IT LOOKED LIKE EL MAMERRO AND SOME OTHER DUDE WERE HUMPING THEM.....PLEASE SOMEONE POST THAT IT WAS TOO FUNNY.
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