I probably shouldn't be giving away this fly recipe but
here goes. If you think Krink is permanent you ain't
seen nothin' yet. First get yourself the necessary ingredients -
16 oz jar of mayonaise
small jar of purple glitter
Bottle of Jergens body lotion
Half log of human feces (medium to firm stool)
36 box of crayola crayons
Next heat your moms oven to 450 degrees.
Mix the above ingredients into your households best cookware.
Bake for 3 - 4 hours.
I know the bake time is long but believe me its worth the wait.
Once the mixture is down baking simply pour into your
favorite marker. To draw this ultra permanent ink to the
marker tip, extend the marker to your mouth and suck
with full force. Remember - Don't get busted with this
ink on your person. Its so permanent its a felony to have it in
your possession.