Overtime
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@hogarth_for on ig
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Same, but it's fun and I don't care too much about consequences when I'm not involved
I dont pay attention to the bickering, graffiti, or anything like that online. I do my thing, and try to avoid all the drama, so many folks hate me at this point, its best. What really bugged me, is that my dudes would send me screenshots all the time, it was so fucking annoying.
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I was on there a lot, a lot of the people I know who go over folks constantly were not, its like everything else, super biased. Everyone leaving comments was all ready to wave the pitchforks, but then had the excuses everytime they "had to go over" someone.
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Holy shit, lets see.
I dropped out of college, got a good job, got arrested, got fired, got a dog, met an oontzer, got married, traveled the fucking world, traveled the world more, then some more, and then even more, got another few jobs, bought a brand new car, painted thousands of trains, happy as a fucking clam.
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IDK what cacashvalue is. I need to figure out why these photos aren't poating on the word Press.
Cacashvalue was a valued and loved 12ozer from many moons ago.
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Also PM'ed about beta testing. 12oz got me through college, and by that, I mean the amount of time I spent on here made me fail and I dropped out.
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Done deal, welcome to VIP.
Remember when those two folks had a kid, the first 12oz baby and they got VIP? I married a mod, can I get some VIP action? I mean, I've been around, bugging people since 2003, that has to count for some, VI at the very least.
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I'm eating a piece of toast with mustard on it.
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is this weird spam?
If it is, he is keeping it up throughout the posts he has made on the oontz
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pizza appreciation thread NYC oontz meetup.
i'm kinda serious
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/NYC-Pizzeria-Introduces-Pizza-Made-Pizza-Box-377467201.html
Man, I cant pm you.
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SFW porn was great.
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i feel you though it must have been reeeally difficult for you to just scroll down i feel terrible for the extra 6 seconds of your time i wasted.
It was rough, I did, somehow, get through it. Praise Jesus, praise him. I dont really mind, i was just making a comment. I'm just happy people are still benching on 12oz instead of instagram.
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This may shock you, but only one photo of each piece is good enough.
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I'm thinking about making a thread about all my travels and such. In channel zero. With pictures. From the last 10 years.
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finally had pizza yesterday after a 3 month hiatus
livin the dream
When you weren't eating pizza, I got more pizza, now i get less pizza.
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What about when you could pay to get into the platinum or whatever section.
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Also, yes, meetin my wife on here, thats a pretty great moment.
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Stupid. Rich kids... Their lawn will never recover.
I don't understand why they used coke and mentos when any seasoned pool swimmer knows it is diet coke and mentos. Idiot rich kids.
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This, this will make me laugh until the day I die. Iquit. Im kinda shocked I found it.
do i have any special rituals when it's time to take a shit?well yes, as a matter of fact i do.
private and public shitting rituals can differ greatly.
for now, lets focus on the steps involved in dropping the kids off at the pool in a public location.
STEP 1- step one basically involves surveillance and intelligence gathering. who else is shitting in this bathroom? does their shit stink so bad that it will disturb me and interfere with enjoying my own personal aroma? do i want to sit directly next to this dude and totally freak him out with the ferocity of my dump? chances are i do. especially living in asia, i generally feel the need to rep for americans, in that we do everything bigger and better than they do. i want that old chinese man to be in AWE of the atrocity that is my white american ass.
STEP 2- flush first. after selecting my throne, i flush first. even if the water looks clean, how do you know someone didn't spit in it? maybe someone drank a lot of water and took one of those transparent pisses that can go completely undetectable and didn't flush. i don't want this nasty pisswater splashing up into my asshole when i drop the goosebombs.
STEP 3- the third step is what i like to call, "building the goose nest". i remove ALL the toilet paper from the roll. all of it. yes, you heard me correctly, take the fucking TP roll off of the dispenser, and i take ALL of the TP off of the roll. i start layering my TP around the bowl, creating a nice fluffy nest to perch on. then i decide how much TP i'll need for asswiping and hold on to that. i leave a generous supply, as you never know what the hell is going to happen once we set the wheels of poo in motion.
STEP 4- now i take the empty toilet paper roll and put my penis inside of it. sitting carefully on to the nest, i place my cardboard protected penis onto the edge of the bowl, making sure there is absolutely no penis to toilet contact. i get comfy. maybe light up a cigarette. take a deep breath...
STEP 5- bombs away. hold nothing back. take no prisoners. make it loud. nothing wrong with a little grunting, tennis pro style, too.
STEP 6- wipe.
STEP 7- flush.
STEP 8- wash hands. this is when i'm hoping my crapping neighbor will finish at the same time as me, so i can see the fear in his eyes after witnessing my ass in all of it's glory.
STEP 9- try to get home for a shower asap. i usually need it.
but this is all pretty standard stuff, right?
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Typing on my phone and I can't edit. Hogarth_f on ig