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Hello 12oz'ers I'v been on here for a little bit now, lerking around, laughing at all the silly shit that pops up. I'm slowly weening myself off the other forum i frequent, bombingscience because nothing interesting ever pops up there.. but anyways, i thought i would do a proper introduction, so i can waist some more time at work. Im trying to spend my enitire shift today on 12oz. its only 4 hours but whatever. What can i tell you about myself... Im Canadian, Im a skinny white dude, who enjoys a good bit of vandalism, some 420 action and the company of a good woman. Long walks on the beach are a must, but the local railway system is alright as well. I know probly two people on this forum in real life, and they dont pop up too often so i really have no one to converse with.. will you be my freind? I'll show you my boobs...

Whats with Krylon? They cant make up their minds. Pacific, or Global? Celery or Almond? Flat or Gloss? Which ones shall I floss? Flat black it is. Runny its not. No gloss for me. It makes me want to pee. Like rustoleum. What happend? Jade green, scotch lable. Now your just a myth with a tad bit of fable. I wish i was able To travel in time, Stock up Stock up. Save away For a nice, bright, shinning day. work+bordom+bowl movement

Im wondering how much time i can waist here on 12oz durring my 4 hour saturday morning shift. hmm Im also wondering how i shall spend the rest of my day, and if i can get tickets to the "all about sex show".

Some people think i am left handed because i have my watch on my right arm.. but boy did i fool them.

ahh raper you angry person you. I remeber getting stoned with you and snot-rocket. i dont know about drunk, since i was probly like 15 or so. I definitly wasnt on 12oz. Congrats on the 5 year mark.. I'm glad you decided to start eating meat again though.. i was planning an intervention.

That jesk did it for me.

HAHA you just took the words right out of my mouth. The Castlevania game were wicked. now that i think about it, its time to go to the flee markets for some new NES games, because mine still works. And i need to find the Zelda and Link games. you know.. with the shinny cartridges..

why must such people be allowed to live. good call on the hat GamblersGrin, would have never looked long enought to notice, his teeth are distracting. there so.. large. Whats with the little cones? Reserve that rolling style for 4 or more papers. niggahs be trippin.

"yo piliticans can eat dick straight up. an yo for them faggot ass politicans yo they can eat pussy cause them mafuckas would be likin that dick all up in they grill like they was brushin they teeth in man sauce!" HAHAHA if i wasnt so new i'd hop on the bandwagon and make that my signature.

"right in the FACE" -man who broke other mans nose playing soccer in gym at highschool. "Love is probably the worst reason you could for marrage" -cant remember

I'll have to say that Fallout 1 & 2 ruled. so did Diablo, Blood, and whiplash.

Trase, Dazem, Clew, Syze! Matr, Chez! Peru! ~nice one~

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECORD IT TO THEIR COMPUTER AND UPLOAD IT AS BIT TORRENT OR SOMETHING, SO I CAN WATCH IT? I dont have VH1.

This is great, i was talking to my girl yesterday and she brought up the topic of tramatizing experiences.. apparently she used to beat up people she didnt like, and blame it on the school bully.. and get away with it. (this was traumatic for some reason) BUT ANYWAYS the best one i can remember was when i was 14. I was going out with this little burmeas(sp?) chick and we were doing the "i love you" bit for about a year, having sex, whatnot.. then one day at school she said "Im pregnant". I flipped out, and she told lots of people so that went around right quick. She ended up not accually bearing my child, but it totally fucked me up. We broke up, and i focused on graffiti for the next 6 years, ignored any possability of sex, didnt have girlfreinds.. lots of people thought i was gay. I just aquired a new female freind though, and started having sex again a few months ago. Other then that, there was the one time i took a ride on the back of a dilivery truck in my school yard when i was in grade 1, and the principle came out and chased the truck down and gave me mad shit. Getting picked on my whole life because im a small guy sucked too. fucking bullys.

If you dont like people, go on a killing spree and commit mass murder Vice City style.. just remember, you dont have hit points and there's no cash or guns that pop up outta the bodies.

Tooks' and Stubbies eh.

should i expect to see you at moe's there raper? hit up a brother

I guess im lucky.. because of my pirated version of XP i cannot get the legit service pack. i have SP1 but its italian or some junk. I also have pirated Norton Internet Security, which blows. Everytime the alert widow comes up its blank, and it wont go away. fuckin computers. why cant we just draw in caves or write letters like we used to?

what is this, BombingScience?

WHATS THIS ABOUT THE STINKY CITY? haha.. this dude should move to hamilton though.. i hear houses are cheap in some parts.

I would go for throwing ballons with black paint, dressed in a pink klan outfit, while your freinds do paint ball drive by's blairing gangster rap. throw in some b boys battling in the street and your set.

GROWING UP SUCKS I GUESS.

i also suffer from hobbit foot... do you have massive clurly mop on top too?

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT POOP -when its really hot and it burns. the burning shit rules. -shitpiss, also known as asspiss and sever diareha(sp) is the shit.... -if you eat some sunflower seeds, and eat the shells too, so you poo has sharp shell shards in it. this causes the same sensation as the burning shit. -when you have diareha and you get some splash on your balls.. mm. :yum: