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priority#1

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  1. im sorry oprah but your music is mine now, cdeez nuts
  2. please god, no one state the obvious about this article
  3. you can see these real good from the aurora bridge
  4. empty out your snipes and toke that rollie dog!
  5. WILL ANYONE FRONT ME A DIME BAG??? IM GOOD FOR IT
  6. Ass packer, ass blaster, ass jockey, big bitch, boner, bull dyke, butt stain, crackwhore, crotch jockey, crotch rot, cum bubble, dildo, drip dick, eat balls, face fucker, foot fuck, fudge packers, hershey highway. As you might guess, these are all inappropriate. Hole stuffer, homobanger, hosejob, Kotex, KY jelly, lick me, love goo, man paste, master blaster, mother love bone, muff diver, on the rag, pearl necklace, pocket pool, porn king, premature, pubic lice, queef, rapist, rent a fuck, satan, sex farm, shawty pimp, shit eater, skin flute, slide it in, slut wear, smack the monkey, sperm bag, strap on, suck my ass, swallower, swinging dicks, tongue tramp, tunnel of love, and unfuckable are also inappropriate.
  7. tis the night before xmas i dont give a fuck. its bunk outside, and my board has one truck. i'll be dragging my feet on this bitch of all nights. walking my ass to the lustys' bright lightss. i'll be pumping in quarters tightly grasping apparatus, while you faggots are sleeping, im on bitter scrooge status so tomorrow when you unwrap your shit in good cheer. please think of sweet grandma, with my dick in her ear fuck christmas and all of the other cock smoking holidays you bitches celebrate. there is no santa clause
  8. im giving up 12 oz for level 5 gundam models and dragon ball z . do any fine ladies read this?
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