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26SidedCube

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  1. Yeah. Puerto's don't get cordial. They get stabby.
  2. Hahaha. That dude put at least two people out of a job: and !
  3. A. You are now obligated to post pictures. B. They did back in the day. Or at least these things: Now they just spin shortened versions of every song.
  4. You realize that, right now, you're the guy people get insanely jealous of, right?
  5. I swaer to god: 13 year old white cheerleaders from places with less than 50,000 people are the only ones still buying CDs.
  6. Does this chick have really small teeth? I've never really paid attention to them before, but now that I'm kinda looking at her.. she looks like she should have really small teeth. Creepy-small teeth. Those titties get a B.
  7. I keep hearing this shit was ridiculously bad. Allow me to expand: Peter Parker with 'rocker-hair' doing hip-thrusts to 'nu-dance rock' bad.
  8. Picture a caveman, or a starving 3rd-world Somalian or something, coming to New York for the first time and, amidst all the baffling wackiness and cement/metal skyscrapers, he sees, mounted on the back of a strange vehicle, a giant elaborate framing system with a head of cabbage suspended in the center. Not only that, but a handfull of people intently watching it. The confusion would be epic. Awesome thread.
  9. Sushi, suicide and little black mini-skirts with asscheeks printed across the back. The Japanese know how to live.
  10. I've met his parents. They were fucking pissed they spawned an albino white-black muslim rapper.
  11. Yeah, but it's only cool if he's Muslim, too. Otherwise that's just a whole bunch of racial lettuce and bread on a plate sans bacon and mayo.
  12. (and some custom brickwork surrounding the pool/hot-tub gazeebo that the would build for me.) :bday:
  13. I'd gladly trade America to a grip of Mexicans for a swimming pool and hot tub full of those Mexibites.
  14. First it's black dudes thinking they're well-connected Sicilians, and now we've got whites rapping about being albino-black Muslims? Rap music is so fucking racially confused that the best thing for it, at this point, would be to never ever mention race again.
  15. You're having panic attacks. Talk to a doctor.
  16. Link to a bunch of free EBooks. I think you have to register, though. http://www.wowio.com/users/searchresults.asp?txtSearch=kurt+vonnegut&cbBrowse=0
  17. Took the (sarcastic) spite right out of my mouth.
  18. Not only that, but they're repping the best slogan ever.
  19. I don't know about 'off-da-porch'. It's more like 'responding to things overheard on the bus'-rapping. Exactamundo. This guy might be that lamest/dumbest motherfucker on planet in person but none of that shit actually matters to me. I'm trying to bounce around in the car while burning a lung and eyeing down summer cleavage, not get to know the guy through his records.
  20. No joke, it's to the point that this album is so fresh that I don't even feel inclined to defend it. I'll just let jaded motherfuckers miss out on some really fun shit they probably missed out on the first time.
  21. Fuck it: Jackie Guerrido for Pres!
  22. HOLY SHIT! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE, LIKE REALLY REAL PEOPLE, IN BUSINESS SCHOOLS, HERE, IN AMERICA, WHO DON'T REALLY GIVE A FUCK IF THEY HAVE A GENUINE UNDERSTANDING OF THEIR RESPECTIVE PROFESSION SO LONG AS THEY GET THE GRADES THAT WILL ALLOW THEM TO GET THE MONEY? Gee Wally! That's SO not the American way to conduct one's self!
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