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Everything posted by 26SidedCube

  1. Someone needs to do a rap record all about mexican food already. I'd be all over that shit.
  2. "I don't think I'll be making it in today. Someone smashed my fucking windshield last night.." It's so unexpected that it always works.
  3. Wait, I just realized I sounded like a total prick there: I still eat and enjoy a lot of junk food, I just can't live off of it.
  4. Books about graffiti, and many books of fiction, are little more than junk food for your brain, in the sense that the sweet candy-coating distracts you from the fact that what you're taking sorely lacks any redeeming nutritional value. That's to say: Junk food might taste alright, and it might even hold your appetite at bay, but you're going to be a haggard motherfucker if that's all you take in for an extended period of time. Seeking made some great suggestions. Camus and Dostoevskey are timeless with theirs, but that's like going from training wheels to superbikes if you're not a regular reader. I'd recommend some Huxley. He's a good jump-off point, and does an awesome job disguising his philosophies/ponderances as fiction.
  5. I like the shit he does as Victor Vaughn best. For example: V. Vaughn, the traveling Vaudeville Villain Who don't give a flying fuck who ain't not feeling him Watch what ya' dealing him: ace, king, death card Strong-arm the wrong man, pardon the left, god Get money and earn it, then everything you touch turn shit Got much to learn kid, light it up burn shit Light it up like the Dutch when the hash melt Only time they see him is when they need him with the cash belt Ay carumba, now that's my number One dry summer, as far as I remember Burnt out, but gaining every edgy penny Then he hit him straight to the head like Reggie Denny Call him back when you need some more 'gnac, horse-yak Doing 80 down the Van Wyck on horseback Ya' man sick but he wreck tracks, puto Get back too bro', exactamundo Viktor the director flip a script like Rob Reiner The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be "knob shiner" For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Hucklebuck To Vik it's no big deal, they're just a buncha knuckle-fucks You wonder how well would they hold up in a holding cell It sorta had the strange makings of a tale told in hell Like "Oh well," hold tall riches If the Feds is really after him they'll just tell all the snitches On borrowed-time rhymes, gassed by the silver screen They cat like their monkey ass can heal back like Wolverine Mellow out what y'all bellow out ya' yellow mouth What happened to the kinda spit that used to help a fellow out? No doubt, leave a rapper in a body cast And wonder what he was doing while we was in a karate class Snotty ass, it's really like he was a white-belt Right before he "night-night" ask him how the light felt I wouldn't take their tape if they gave it free Maybe it's me, maybe it's V! Throw down the key, y'all know how shit be In the naked city, rappers is so giddy That's no ditty, Vaughn so witty The way he take no prisoners and show no pity It's how son became a big man from a Black boy To name names, a really big fan of Dan Akroyd He feel they need to give him his own dance This his only chance to shoot the gift like a lone glance Or like a beef scene that leave the oo-ey smoking Or between Hoktuo Shinken and Nanto Koukakuken
  6. no doubt. but i'm still allowed to call people boring fucks for not liking this show. ...and it's a good thing, otherwise the world would be incredibly boring. nahmeen?
  7. Nah, really. If you can't laugh at toilet humor you're probably a really boring piece of nutsack.
  8. Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Yeah, it's real hard to get dogs pregnant.
  9. No way. That's what made the movie pop.
  10. And Adam Sandler. Popeye's mashed potatoes suck. Boston Market's that crack.
  12. You've got to be an uptight dickhole not to see the humor in this show.
  13. RIP... this bums me out. Here's a section from Man Without a Country that I found on the internet:
  14. Filipinas have the biggest boobs of the Asians. That's really all you ever need to know.
  15. Nah, not even that. Just the way he's the constant reluctant kill-joy.
  16. Hostel was great. Fuck anyone who says otherwise. Then again, I was lucky enough to catch this shit when it first came out; without having heard anything about it, so I got the full effect: I honestly thought I was watching a 'bong-tokes and beer' movie until people started disappearing. The transition from 'Euro-trip-party-movie!' to 'Oh my fucking god where am I and how did I get here?!?!' was butter. It was like watching the cast of Van Wilder get disconnected from their cheery, happy-go-lucky lives and thrust full-force into a very cold, distant and harsh reality. I don't know what more a horror flick needs to be considered 'good'.
  17. Word. My prediction for the season: They're going to spin her as the agent who 'doesn't date clients'. Vince is going to try to smash through the season and she's going to deny him the gash. Eventually they hook up. The secks is going to complicate their 'professional relationship', and by the end of the season Piven will be their agent again. P.S. The more I watch the show, the more I can't fucking stand E.
  18. Re: JACK THE HOUSE (ACID HOUSE) The only house I remember liking was that Steve Sax guy from Chicago. I'm not going to comment any further.
  19. same here. I was kinda hoping he ate one of those dip-stick piss tests or something.
  20. 26SidedCube


    Yeah, that toe cap's a little too clunky, and I'm not feeling that rubber-heavy look. Diff'rent strokes.
  21. Re: ignorant racist bullshit is tired, so stop and play bongos I scream on people for being hateful weird-asses all the time. I'm not some mushy, ultra-liberal faggot, either. I just happen to be living around a lot of really dumb, small-town, boring blue-collar white people that've never really known a black dude outside of jail, or a probation lobby. The sad part is that I still defend dumbshits like these when people try to dismiss them as 'stupid white trash'. People are dumb as fuck. I'm getting tired of holding hands and doing the thinking for them. Does that sound arrogant?
  22. No offense, Suki, but Koreans really are some of the angriest people I've ever met.
  23. The ONLY episode I didn't like was the FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON FIVE.
  24. I've been watching this show since the kickoff, and, basically, it's 'I Wish That Was My Life'-TV. My friend caught the first episode and told me to check it out because he thought it was decent. At first, I hated it because, like someone already said, I felt like I was watching Sex in the City for dudes, and I try to hate stuff like that on principle. Call it snobbery. That's fine by me. Then, eventually, I got over myself and decided not to be a prick (for once), watched the first season and found myself loving it from start to finish. It's sorta metro-as-fuck but consistantly well-written, and every episode manages to cover a LOT in it's 26-minute slot. I'm a fan.
  25. The only 'Bape' shit I own I got for free... and I have to admit, it's kind of nice. I'd never pay for that stuff, tho.
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